As a woman, if you can't be coaxed, you can scold her. If you can't be scolded, you can beat her. If you beat her, it's not bad. In the worst case, you can go to jail yourself. What's the big deal?
Of course this was a joke, but Su Yi's simple and crude approach shocked everyone present so much that they couldn't speak to themselves for a long time.
"So after all the fussing and fussing we have done these days, it's not as effective as Xiao Yi's scolding?" Tang Youyou said in disbelief.
"I wish I had known this, it's my turn!" Zeng Xiaoxian angrily took out the "Complete of Swear Words" Su Yi gave him, "My scolding skills have just entered the house, and I need a real battle to test the results. It's a pity that heroes are useless.
The land of martial arts! There are no heroes at this time, but let me..."
"Huh?" Su Yi made a sound in his nose and glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian lightly.
"Hahaha!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately laughed in a flattering manner, nodded and invited Su Yi to the sofa, "Brother B, sit down, brother B, what do you want to drink? I'll pour it for you!"
"Teacher Zeng, do you think it will work for anyone who scolds Yu Mo?" Lu Ziqiao said sourly, "If it were you who scolded Yu Mo, Yu Mo would come right up with a slap in the face."
"But I think I can give it a try!" Guan Gu magically said confidently, "Next time if anyone falls out of love again, please leave it to me!"
After Hu Yifei was shocked, her face became a little confused.
In the past two days, she had been going around and tried all kinds of methods, but she couldn't stop Qin Yumo. In the end, Su Yi just cursed a few words and it worked?
"Qin Yumo is a typical sex-loving relative!" Hu Yifei shouted angrily, "It's so abominable, don't think about me helping her again in the future!"
Su Yi said: "Didn't I tell you not to interfere with her?"
"She's leaving!" Hu Yifei's eyes widened, "You said it lightly, how dare you let her go alone?"
"I'm talking about before." Su Yi said, "She wants to donate bags and rings. You let her handle everything by herself. Don't let anyone help her. Don't ask for cosmetics from her, and don't accept anything from her.
Let her find her own way to deal with it, throw it away or give it away, it's up to her, then all her energy will be involved in fighting with her pile of things."
"This process will consume almost all her energy, because she will be very entangled in how to deal with these things, worry about gains and losses, and be at a loss. When she uses up all her energy, she will naturally enter a period of decadence, let alone traveling at that time.
, she is too lazy to come out of this living room!"
"But not only did your help not make her spend any energy on these things, she also regarded your help as recognition of her actions. In your recognition, she will feel that she is doing the right thing.
"Su Yi spread her hands and said helplessly, "It means that you are supporting her to continue to vent and indulge her emotions. A lot of her energy has been released by you and she has nowhere to vent. At this time, she wants to run further away and do more.
Big things, aren't they inevitable choices?"
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Everyone looked at each other.
"So, we were wrong from the beginning?" Tang Youyou said dejectedly.
"It's all your fault! Who told you not to make it clear from the beginning!" Hu Yifei began to lie, "And why did you close yourself up at such a critical time? If you had been here, wouldn't so many things have happened?
"
"Haha." Su Yipi smiled.
"Anyway, the result now is good." Guan Gu magically said with a smile, "Yu Mo will not go out, we can rest assured, everyone is happy!"
"Yes, yes, as long as the result is good, the process is not important!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile. He looked at Su Yi and then at Hu Yifei with a strange expression.
He knew how proud Hu Yifei was, and she would never mess around with outsiders.
This outsider used to refer to someone other than Zeng Xiaoxian.
But now there is another Su Yi.
"You are all happy, but what about me!" Zhang Wei cried with grief and anger, "Not only have I spent all my savings, but I also owe credit cards! If I had known that Brother Yi could stop Yu Mo with just a few curses, I would still have Why not give all the money to Brother Yi!"
Hu Yifei was a little embarrassed and said: "You should think so. At least your money has helped those poor orphans, and you can be considered a good deed."
"Doing good deeds and accumulating virtue must be within your ability. Where can I use my credit card to do good deeds?" Su Yi shook his head, "Yifei, you can help Yumo if you want, but you can't do it at the expense of Zhang Wei. How pitiful is this kid? On the day of the wedding, the bride ran away from the wedding, so she managed to save some money and spent two nights making a living."
"Brother Xiao Yi, you understand me!" Zhang Wei started to cry.
"Okay, okay! The grown man has been timid all day long. He cries at every turn!" Hu Yifei waved her hands with a stinking look on her face, "I will pay for your losses. Is that okay? Don't cry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. ?”
Zhang Wei stopped crying and looked at everyone in shock: "I vaguely heard Yifei say just now - I'm sorry? Did I hear wrongly?"
Everyone looked at Hu Yifei with strange eyes, because besides Zeng Xiaoxian, who had Hu Yifei apologized to?
Oh, there’s also Su Yi.
Now another Zhang Wei is added.
But Hu Yifei apologized to Zhang Wei because of Su Yi!
"Okay, it's worth it for me to say sorry to you." Zhang Wei wiped his tears and smiled relievedly, "No one's money comes from strong winds, why should I ask you to compensate me? I'm a man! Besides, no one's money comes from the wind. Yes, Yumo is also my friend, and it is appropriate to pay for her."
Everyone was stunned.
"Zhang Wei, your words really impressed me!" Tang Youyou praised.
Zhang Wei smiled reservedly, but the next moment his expression fell: "But you really have to help me this month, otherwise I won't even be able to eat instant noodles!"
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'll sponsor you some money, you don't have to pay back!" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder.
"And me!" Guan Gu magically raised his hand, "Zhang Wei, I can also sponsor you, but I have to wait until a week later for my publication fee! In addition, I don't need you to pay back!"
"Good brothers!" Zhang Wei gratefully high-fived them respectively, and then looked at Lu Ziqiao longingly.
Lu Ziqiao, who was watching the fun, suddenly froze.
He looked left and right, and finally raised his hands and surrendered: "Okay, I will sacrifice my appearance to seduce a rich woman tomorrow, and I will take you to dinner every day this month, but you have to pretend to be my brother who has been mentally retarded for many years... Alas, I Who should I go to? Aunt Nancy? Grandma Louise? Or Auntie Kerry?"
Zhang Wei smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "You don't need to make such a big sacrifice. If you have this heart, I will be very satisfied."
"I'll cover Zhang Wei's meals!" Hu Yifei waved her hand, "Anyway, someone is going to retreat, so I have to order takeout for him for three meals a day. I'll take one with you by the way. One more for you is not more, and one for you is less.
Quite a few!”
"Then wouldn't I become a freeloader?" Zhang Wei raised his eyebrows.
"Then do you want to eat?" Hu Yifei was already a little impatient.
"Eat! And I have a big appetite, so I want a double portion!" Zhang Wei said firmly.
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Su Yi couldn't help but laugh and said: "Actually, Zhang Wei, the money you donated is an abnormal donation and you can get it back. There is no need for you to eat bran pharynx later."
Everyone was stunned.
"Forget it, the money has been donated and you want to come back? I can't afford to lose this person!" Zhang Wei insisted.
This person may have a bleeding heart, but he just wants to make a fool of himself and suffer the consequences.
Su Yi chuckled and said, "Give me the phone number of the director of the welfare home, and I'll talk to him."
"Isn't it better?" Zhang Wei handed the phone to Su Yi with a look of embarrassment on his face, "Brother Yi, use my phone to call."
Valley
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Su Yi shook his head and took the phone. The call had already been dialed.
He didn't avoid everyone, he went straight to the point and briefly explained everything in front of everyone. The general meaning was that Zhang Wei was a child who didn't know how to refuse. In order to help the orphans in the orphanage, he spent all his savings of more than ten years together.
Went in and maxed out my credit card.
In addition, Qin Yumo's ring was an impulsive donation. Now the owner has regretted it and needs to take it back.
However, as an apology and compensation to the orphanage, he decided to donate 100,000 yuan to the orphanage in the name of Liangchen, which could be regarded as a successful conclusion to the matter.
I don’t know whether it was Liangchen’s name that played a role, or the 100,000 yuan that played a role, or a combination of both. After some consideration, the dean agreed to all Su Yi’s requests and expressed his two wishes.
I will come to the love apartment in a few hours to get these things done.
After hanging up the phone, Su Yi smiled at Zhang Wei, who was full of excitement: "Okay, actually, the director of this orphanage is very eloquent and can assess the situation so well. How could he not see that you are trying to make a fool of yourself? He didn't play you.
Suspected of moral kidnapping."
It can also be regarded as a little reminder to Zhang Wei.
But Zhang Wei was so excited at the moment, how could he still listen to this?
His face turned red, he stepped forward and hugged Su Yi and said excitedly: "Brother Yi, from now on, I will be your reborn parent!"
∑(O_O；)!
"No, I mean..." Zhang Wei reacted and immediately changed his words.
But Su Yi stopped him before his explanations got worse.
"Okay, I understand what you mean, no need to say any more!" Su Yi said, "But you only get back part of the money. The money you spent on drinks and venues at the bar for the charity party must have been lost."
Zhang Wei's heart ached for a few seconds, and he waved his hand generously: "Now that the big heads are back, will I still care about the small heads? Haha, isn't it just 23,724 yuan? I have forgotten it a long time ago!"
Su Yi gave him a thumbs up.
"Sorry, I still need you to clean up the mess." Hu Yifei said unnaturally, "How about one hundred thousand yuan..."
"Why, are you trying to accumulate virtue for me?" Su Yi interrupted her with a smile, "I made a fortune last month by writing a shocking article. The money is completely useless to me. If I donate 100,000 yuan, it will be of no use to me."
I have no influence. Besides, how much can you earn in a month as a counselor?"
"Hey! Don't mistake a counselor for a teacher! I only earn more than 20,000 yuan a month, okay? I'm a high-income group!" Hu Yifei raised her voice and widened her eyes.
"That's right! Brother Yi, this is your fault. Yifei is an intellectual. I can't bear to look down on her like this!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly spoke up and uprightly upheld justice. After speaking, he smiled flatteringly at Hu Yifei,
"Right Yifei!"
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"Okay, I'm going to see Yu Mo and put an end to this matter." Su Yi said to them, "Just do what you should do."
"Isn't Yu Mo healed?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
"She was just scolded by me, so that's not a good thing." Su Yi said.
"Go, go, talk to her, and stop scolding her! She is already pitiful enough." Hu Yifei said with concern.
Ding.
"good!"
When Su Yi knocked on the door and came in, Qin Yumo was sitting on the bed in a daze, with her suitcase aside.
She smiled and turned back to Su Yi: "How is it? Just enough to give you face, right? I didn't dismantle you in public, how can you thank me?"
"Let me tell you a story." Su Yi smiled at her.
"Actually, the reason why I came to the love apartment is to heal my wounds." Su Yi said, "I'm sorry for a woman, and I want to compensate her, but I will never have the chance."
Qin Yumo was moved and said in surprise: "She..."
"She is not in this world." Su Yi smiled at her.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked." Qin Yumo was a little flustered and hurriedly explained.
Su Yi knew that she had misunderstood, but did not explain. Instead, he continued: "Actually, what I need to heal is not just emotional injuries. I have experienced some things, and I lost myself in these things. I can't get out."
Seeing Su Yi saying these words in the calmest tone, Qin Yumo suddenly felt distressed and there was mist in his eyes: "Then you must be in pain, right?"
"Yes," Su Yi said with emotion, "but I still have ten thousand miles to go, what can I do?"
Qin Yumo was moved by these words, and his heart was shocked.
"Being born as a human being is a very lucky thing." Su Yi looked at Qin Yumo with a smile, "Don't lose hope in life, let the painful days pass quickly."
"You can't get out on your own, and why are you here to persuade me?" Qin Yumo said sobbing, his guard somewhat broken.
"Work together." Su Yi said, "I am working hard to save myself, and I hope you are too. We two patients can help each other."
"Pfft!" Qin Yumo laughed through tears, "You are the one who is sick!"
But the tears couldn't stop flowing anymore.
"Teacher Liangchen, can I hug you?" she asked crying.
"Hey, don't make such a joke with me. What should I do if I have feelings?" Su Yi said helplessly.
"Pfft!" Qin Yumo laughed out loud, but then he couldn't help crying anymore and threw himself into Su Yi's arms.
It was like a child who had been wronged finally vented his anger.
Outside the door, the people in the living room looked at each other in shock when they heard Qin Yumo's cry.
"I'm going to see what's going on!" Hu Yifei couldn't hold it any longer, so she sneaked to the door of Qin Yu's ink room, quietly opened the door a crack, and looked inside.
Then her expression froze.
After being stunned for a long time, Hu Yifei closed the door and turned around.
"What's going on, Yifei?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.
Everyone looked at Hu Yifei eagerly.
"Ah?" Hu Yifei seemed to be in a daze, looking confused.
"I mean, what's going on inside?" Tang Youyou asked again.
"There's... nothing inside." Hu Yifei said.
"It's really nothing." After thinking for a while, she said firmly.