Lu Ziqiao made some small plans, and Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei went to great lengths to pursue Celi.
Su Yi couldn't bear the ugly behavior of the two of them competing to show favor to Celi, so he decided to leave the meeting early. Lu Ziqiao also decided to leave with Su Yi.
The two crazy guys didn't even see Su Yi and Lu Ziqiao leaving the table.
"It's so disgusting! I didn't expect that Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei's fight would be so disgusting. I'm going to vomit if I stay here any longer!" Lu Ziqiao complained as soon as she left the house.
"You can't stand what you did yourself?" Su Yi couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"How did I know they were so disgusting?" Lu Ziqiao complained, "It's really embarrassing for men, I'm ashamed to be associated with them!"
Su Yi absolutely agreed. He just felt too embarrassed because he had never known those two guys before.
"Licking a dog will lead to a bad death!" he cursed harshly.
"Dog licker?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, "That's a good word! Brother Yi, come with me to the bar for a while? You pay for my treat!"
Ding.
Damn it, I forgot to dodge in advance...
Su Yi looked at Lu Ziqiao faintly: "Can you give me some warning before you propose next time?"
As soon as the two of them arrived at the door of the bar, they saw Guan Gu magically running out of it angrily and almost bumping into the two of them.
"Damn it, Guangu, can you please watch it? What's wrong with you? Are you being cooked? You look so bad!" Lu Ziqiao complained.
"What's wrong? I saw things I shouldn't have seen and met people I shouldn't have known!" Guan Guqiji said angrily, "Let me ask you, are you still Yifei's friends?"
"Of course, stop talking nonsense, what happened?" Lu Ziqiao asked.
"That Mr. Shen Linfeng, he actually teased the bartender in front of me and Yu Mo!" Guan Gu magically complained in disbelief, "Isn't he too courageous? Or does he think we are blind?"
"Bartender?" Lu Ziqiao was startled, "Is it the one from Big Wave or the one from Xiaobo Chun?"
"What do you mean?" Guangu Qingqi was a little confused.
"Ignore him and continue talking." Su Yi said.
"Just now, I saw with my own eyes Shen Linfeng holding the waitress's hand on the bar and not letting go, and he was smiling very obscenely!" Guan Gu magically said, "If Yifei knew about this, she would be very angry.
of!"
"Haha, I've known for a long time that there can't be true gentlemen in this world. On the contrary, there are Yue Buqun everywhere." Lu Ziqiao smiled disdainfully, "Shen Linfeng looks sanctimonious. The seventy-year-old male thief and female prostitute also fits his personality very well.
ah."
"Stop making sarcastic remarks, Zi Qiao!" Guan Gu magically complained, "The most important thing now is that we have to help Yifei! We have to reveal Shen Linfeng's true face to Yifei!"
"How to expose it? Just rely on your mouth?" Lu Ziqiao spread her hands.
"Of course not!" Guan Gu magically said, "Yu Mo plans to get Shen Linfeng drunk and reveal his true colors."
o_o….
"Guan Gu, his true colors have been revealed." Su Yi corrected.
"Anyway, Yu Mo will use his mobile phone to take photos of the evidence when he molests the waitress again!" Guan Gu magically said.
"Guan Gu, are you still a man?" Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow, "How can a woman do such a thing? What if Shen Linfeng gets Yu Mo drunk in turn and plots against her?"
"No way!" Guan Gu was startled.
"Why not? He is Yue Buqun, but he is Yue Buqun who has not yet practiced the sword technique to ward off evil spirits. He is probably very animalistic!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"Ah? Isn't that Yu Mo very dangerous?" Guan Gu was shocked, "No, I'll call Yu Mo out!"
"Don't let him scare you!" Su Yi said magically to Guan Gu, "But it's right to call Yu Mo out. Don't get involved in the matter between Shen Linfeng and Hu Yifei! If you really don't feel comfortable with it, just go ahead and get it right. Tell Hu Yifei, don't be afraid that she won't believe it, she will definitely believe it."
"Is it really possible?" Guangu asked magically, "Without evidence, Yifei will believe it?"
"Yifei doesn't trust others, but she will definitely trust Brother Xiao Yi!" Lu Ziqiao patted Guan Gu's magical shoulder, "If she questions it then, let her come to Brother Xiao Yi."
"Let's go, let's go in!" The three of them entered the bar together, where Qin Yumo and Shen Linfeng were already ready to start drinking.
But Guan Guqingqi quickly pulled Qin Yumo aside and muttered.
While listening, Qin Yumo looked over to Su Yi frequently and nodded repeatedly.
When Shen Linfeng saw Su Yi and Lu Ziqiao arriving, he was very happy and took the initiative to greet them.
"Mr. Su, Zi Qiao, are you here too?" Shen Linfeng said with a smile, "I was just thinking about how to invite you two. I heard from people here that Mr. Su and Zi Qiao enjoyed themselves very much in this bar. I was just thinking about it. I would like to ask you two for advice."
"Wait a minute, it's true that I can eat well, but Brother Yi can eat well, who did you listen to?" Lu Ziqiao questioned.
"The waiter here is the sexiest one!" Shen Linfeng pointed to the big wave waitress not far away and said to Lu Ziqiao, "She said she often sees you Ziqiao dating different girls here, and she also said that in the bar All our regular customers know Mr. Su, and Mr. Su also has a nickname, Mr. Water Monkey, right?"
!
Su Yi's face turned dark immediately.
Lu Ziqiao laughed and said: "Mr. Shen, what do you mean by this is that you have an idea?"
"Haha, my fair lady, what a gentleman!" Shen Linfeng laughed and said, "I just don't know, Zi Qiao, are you willing to accept me as your student?"
"Then it depends on whether you are sincere or not." Lu Ziqiao said with a faint smile.
"I understand!" Shen Linfeng pointed at Lu Ziqiao, "How about we order a bottle of Royal Salute and then talk slowly?"
"Okay!" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, "Brother Yi, I'm sorry, in order not to miss anyone, we have to make an appointment next time. Mr. Shen, let's go over there!"
"Okay, okay." Shen Linfeng apologized and nodded to Su Yi, "Mr. Su, I'm sorry, we have to excuse you."
Su Yi watched the two of them go away and stood there with his eyes wide open.
Did I get rejected in person?
Wasn't I invited to the bar for a drink?
Lu Ziqiao, your uncle, just wait!
You have offended me!
╰_╯!
At this time, Qin Yumo and Guan Gu magically walked over from the other side.
"Xiao Yi, do you really think we shouldn't take care of Yifei and Shen Linfeng's affairs?" Qin Yumo asked worriedly, "But Shen Linfeng is out having sex, but Yifei is kept in the dark. Is this possible? Too cruel to her?"
Su Yi said: "If you feel you can't bear it, just tell Yifei."
"I...well, I will find an opportunity." Qin Yumo was worried.
"I'm going back." Su Yi said, "Do you want to go together? Or stay here?"
"I made an appointment with a client to meet here, and I won't go back for the time being." Qin Yumo said, "By the way, I can also keep an eye on Lu Ziqiao and Shen Linfeng to see what tricks they are going to play."
"I'm going back!" Guan Gu magically said, "Brother Xiaoyi, let's go play Mario together!"
Ding.
day.
"Don't you have to rush to finish the drawing?" Su Yi asked with a dark face.
Gu Lai
"Tomorrow!" Guan Gu magically scratched his head, "I want to be lazy and relax today."
"Let's go, let's go!" Su Yi looked hopeless.
Am I, the majestic Grand Master, accompanying you to play the childish game of eating mushrooms?
What a sin...
after an hour……
Super Mario is so fun!
Su Yi couldn't stop playing. He didn't even stop to look at Zhang Wei when Zhang Wei came back.
"Zhang Wei, why does your expression look so bad?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
"Zeng Xiaoxian! It's all Zeng Xiaoxian's fault!" Zhang Wei gritted his teeth, "This shameless guy actually used his studio to tempt Saili. He is cheating and committing a foul!"
"It's so easy to die!" Guan Gu miraculously praised, "Teacher Zeng still has a solution!"
"Hey Guangu, whose side are you on?" Zhang Wei said dissatisfied.
"I'm not taking any side!" Guan Guqingqi rolled his eyes, "It's none of my business that you two are robbing a woman?"
"Hmph! Zeng Xiaoxian won this time without force. Even if he wins the woman, he will still lose his morality." Zhang Wei said unconvinced.
"If you were asked to trade your morality for a woman, would you trade it?" Su Yi asked while pushing the mushroom.
"I can still rely on my integrity and morality." Zhang Weidao said, "For women, I can give up anything!"
"Haha, you can do it!" Su Yi said with a smile.
"Eh? Are you playing Mario? Add me, and whoever dies will step down." Zhang Wei said.
Ding.
Su Yi's face turned dark, then his hands shook, and he fell into the abyss and died.
(っ`-′c)?!
He turned back quietly to look at Zhang Wei.
"Eh? You're dead! Is it my turn?" Zhang Wei said cheerfully.
"Oh, Brother Xiaoyi, you are really bad at playing!" Guan Guqingqi couldn't help but shook his head and complained.
"What's wrong with the food? It's my first time to play. Isn't the food the way it should be?" Su Yi said.
In the following time, Su Yi's game time decreased sharply because he died too quickly.
It wasn't until Lu Ziqiao came back that Su Yi touched the game controller four times.
"Aren't you teaching Shen Linfeng how to pick up girls? Why are you back?" Su Yi asked.
"Don't mention it, I already guessed that he is a hypocrite! It is true!" Lu Ziqiao said angrily, "He has already got the big wave waitress."
"Is that the new guy in the bar with the bulging front and back?" Zhang Wei asked, "Isn't that girl your prey? Didn't you tell me that you plan to take a long-term approach to catch the big fish?"
"This fish has been lifted away by Shen Linfeng!" Lu Ziqiao snorted coldly, "I asked why he lit the royal salute. It turned out that it was not to respect the teacher at all, but to attract the fish to take the bait."
"You, Lu Ziqiao, have also been pried away by others." Su Yi gloated, "Aren't you known as the Saint of Love?"
"I beat the old master to death with random punches. Shen Linfeng has no martial ethics and only pays for money. He has no technical content! I despise him!" Lu Ziqiao said angrily, "First the royal salute and then the huge tip. He has no soul in picking up girls like this. of!"
"I don't need that girl's soul, I just need that girl's body." Zhang Wei said with a smile.
"Hey! Isn't the point of this matter that Shen Linfeng has cheated?" Guan Gu magically reminded with dissatisfaction, "What should I do with Yifei? Lu Ziqiao, why didn't you stop him? Why didn't you tell the bartender that Shen Linfeng had an affair? Girlfriend’s guy!”
"He doesn't follow martial ethics, so I have to follow the rules of the world." Lu Ziqiao spread her hands, "We agreed to go out to fight together, but I went to steal the tower and won without fighting."
"See? There are still moral people in this world! Not everyone is Zeng Xiaoxian!" Zhang Wei said excitedly, "Ziqiao, I support you!"
"Again, what should Yifei do?" Guangu asked helplessly, "Do we, as Yifei's friends, really watch Shen Linfeng, a beast in disguise, deceive her?"
"Hey Guan Gu, the person who should be worried the most is not you, but brother Xiao Yi!" Lu Ziqiao smiled half-heartedly, "No one is talking, why are you worried?"
Guangu looked at Su Yi mysteriously.
boom!
Su Yi suddenly slammed the table and pointed angrily at Guan Gu: "Guan Gu! I asked you why you never died. You actually switched to infinite life mode. You are so shameless!"
＼(◎o◎)／!
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Hu Yifei came back from school.
Tang Youyou immediately went up to her and pestered her to ask her what exactly she was going to announce in the afternoon.
Hu Yifei was so annoyed that she finally reluctantly followed Tang Youyou's wishes and admitted that she and Shen Linfeng had obtained the certificate secretly, and warned Tang Youyou not to tell anyone.
Tang Youyou will definitely keep it secret from Tian Fa Si.
Three minutes later, 3602.
"What?"
Everyone asked in surprise.
Except Su Yi.
Su Yi is in good condition right now and is almost ready to rescue Princess Peach.
"Did Hu Yifei really and Shen Linfeng obtain the certificate secretly?" Zhang Wei was very surprised, "This is impossible!"
"I heard this with my own ears, and there's no way it's wrong!" Tang Youyou said confidently.
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Zhang Wei turned pale and muttered to himself.
"Haha, Zhang Wei, I'm willing to admit defeat!" Lu Ziqiao laughed and started to roll up his sleeves, "My Sad Ecstasy Palm will finally reappear in the world!"
"As a slap notary, I have to announce, Zhang Wei, you must bear this slap." Tang Youyou said seriously.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [... yao and hoo..." Zhang Wei covered his face and howled, "Why? Why do I have to be beaten after having my woman taken away from me? Why can't I always save Princess Peach? Why is it that I am always the one who gets hurt?"
"Don't pretend to pity Zhang Wei, the world has no sympathy!" Lu Ziqiao laughed strangely.
"Zhang Wei, like a man, bravely face the coming storm!" Tang Youyou encouraged him.
Although Zhang Wei was scared, he walked up to Lu Ziqiao tremblingly, closed his eyes with a grimace, and prepared to fulfill the bet.
Lu Ziqiao pretended to be using her internal energy and muttered something: "Sadly in ecstasy..."
"Wait!"
Just when Lu Ziqiao was about to swing out his palm, Su Yi suddenly stopped.
Lu Ziqiao held back the palm he was about to strike, and almost stumbled down.
"Brother Xiao Yi! Can you stop braking so suddenly next time? Someone will die!" Lu Ziqiao said angrily, "You almost missed my waist!"