A true warrior dares to ignore Su Yi's dissuasion and insist on eating crayfish.
"Brother Xiao Yi, this trophy is half of yours, why don't you come and eat it with me?" Zhang Wei invited Su Yi with a smile.
Ding.
"Then I'm not welcome." Su Yi stood up and said, "Yifei, come and eat too."
"Me? I won't eat it," Hu Yifei said with a smile, "After all, my half is not on the military medal, haha! Enjoy your crayfish!"
Zhang Weiyi said righteously: "This is not crayfish, this is a just reward!"
"Haha, then I can't eat it even more, because I am neither righteous nor need repayment." Hu Yifei said.
"It's better if you don't eat. It's not much in the first place. If you don't eat, Brother Xiaoyi and I can eat a little more." Zhang Wei said happily.
He opened the box, picked up a crayfish, looked at it, frowned and asked: "Brother Xiao Yi, how do you eat this thing? Can the head be eaten?"
Su Yi glanced at him and made a last-ditch effort: "Zhang Wei, I'll give you a suggestion. Eat one first, and then wait and see. If there are no adverse reactions, you can continue eating. Seafood allergies are no joke. If it's serious,
Maybe I can take you away in a wave."
Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi for a while, and his eyes suddenly became wary. He pointed at Su Yi and said suddenly: "I understand, you want to monopolize the victory! You want to steal my crayfish, right?"
╰_╯!
Su Yi almost slapped him and shouted.
You are really smart!
Zhang Wei smiled proudly and said: "As smart as me, you can't trick me! Don't forget, I am a lawyer and I have seen many evil people's hearts."
Su Yi breathed a sigh of relief and gave him a smile: "I wish you a happy meal!"
"Of course!" Zhang Wei bit into the lower body of a lobster, with an intoxicated look on his face. "The fruits of victory are especially sweet!"
Five minutes later, Zhang Wei finished finishing his ten crayfish. He smacked his fingers with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Don't tell me, this thing is quite delicious, better than chicken wings."
He glanced at the carton in front of Su Yi and said with a smile: "Brother Yi, how come you only eat a few? Do you not like eating? How about I show my helpful style and help you solve a few?"
Ding.
Su Yi glanced at him and said slowly: "It's okay if you want to eat, but I suggest you look in the mirror first to see how sexy your plump pout is."
"What do you mean?" Zhang Wei asked confused.
Hu Yifei on the other side heard the conversation and walked over curiously. When she saw Zhang Wei's lips, her eyes widened in surprise.
"Zhang Wei! Your mouth - your mouth has really become sexy!"
"Really?" Zhang Wei frowned, "Oh, why can't I feel the existence of my lips?"
"Are you really allergic to seafood?" Hu Yifei suddenly became nervous, "Have you ever had this kind of situation when eating seafood before?"
"No, I don't like fish, and I basically don't eat seafood." Zhang Wei started to speak with a big tongue.
Hu Yifei's eyes widened in horror again: "You, your tongue..."
"Tongue? What tongue?" Zhang Wei's eyes were in a trance, shaky, "I can't feel the existence of the tongue at all?"
"Zhang Wei! You are really allergic to seafood! You were told by Xiao Yi!" Hu Yifei became nervous.
"Is it like that?" Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi with a sad face, "Brother Yi, I, I wrongly blamed you!"
"It's hard to persuade the damn ghost!" Su Yi sighed and wiped his hands with a tissue, "Let's go to the hospital!"
"I, why can't I feel the existence of my head?" Zhang Wei rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei!" Hu Yifei shook Zhang Wei vigorously.
Su Yi picked up Zhang Wei's collar and massaged and slapped some acupoints on his body a few times. Zhang Wei suddenly woke up and said, "I, what's wrong with me?"
"Hey! I'm awake!" Hu Yifei shouted in surprise, "I've got you, Brother B!"
"Don't do anything wrong." Su Yi said casually, "I just stimulated his acupuncture points to make him wake up, but I still have to take him to the hospital to get an IV drip. Fortunately, I can support him and let him go on his own."
"Then let's go! You wait for me and I'll go get my bag! Oh, I have to go to the hospital for the Chinese New Year..." Hu Yifei complained while running to her room to get her bag.
Su Yi helped Zhang Wei up: "Let's go, Lobster God of War!"
"Kukukuku..." Zhang Wei cried sadly, "It's all the fault of the delivery guy..."
When he was going out, Su Yi happened to meet Guan Gu Qi Qi returning with a fat man with yellow hair.
"Brother Xiao Yi! Yifei! Guess who I invited here!" Guan Gu magically shouted excitedly.
"Oh, give in, I didn't even wink." Hu Yifei pulled the magic switch from Gu Gu, and led Zhang Wei around him and walked out.
"Color?" Guan Gu was puzzled, "Brother Xiao Yi, do you want to go out?"
"Zhang Wei is allergic to seafood, we need to send him to the hospital!" Su Yi nodded to the fat man with yellow hair and said magically to Guan Gu.
"How could this happen?" Guan Gu magically frowned, "But if you don't stay, then..."
He was a little confused, but at this moment Hu Yifei and Su Yi had already carried Zhang Wei into the elevator.
"Qiaodou sack!" Guangu Qiqi suddenly became anxious and hurriedly ran up to block the elevator.
Just as he was about to speak, Su Yi interrupted him and said, "I want to take Zhang Wei to the hospital. I don't have time to stay and watch Mr. Maori's mind-reading performance."
Guan Gu and the middle-aged yellow-haired middle-aged man who also came over without knowing why were both stunned.
"I have never said Maori Sang's name, how do you know it?" Guangu asked in surprise.
"Moori Shinbei is good at close-up magic. He still doesn't know why you invited him here," Su Yi said impatiently. "What he wants to do most right now is to go home and watch the Spring Festival Gala with his wife. He knows your
The name is because he is also a fan of "The Three-Legged Cat". There is paint in the black can, do you have any questions?"
(???)!
In the stunned eyes of Sekiya Miracle and Maori Shinbei, the elevator door slowly closed.
A moment of silence——
"Mind reading! He can read minds!" Mouri Shinbei suddenly pointed at the elevator door in fear and shouted, "Mom! Mind reading is real! It's real, Mom!"
Sekiya turned his head blankly, looked at the excited Maori Shinbei, and said, "Maori-san, do you really not know what I asked you to do?"
"You didn't say anything, how could I know!" Maori Shinbei spread his hands.
"But you can read minds!" Guan Gu magically said excitedly, "Why don't you know? You should be able to read what I'm thinking in my heart!"
"Mind reading?" Maori Shinbei's eyes widened, "You asked me to perform mind reading?"
"Haha!" Sekiya Miracle suddenly laughed excitedly. He pointed at Maori Xinbei and shouted: "Look! You still said you don't know what I am thinking! Didn't you read that? Maori-san, don't be humble.
La!"
The door of 3602 suddenly opened. Tang Youyou looked at the two people outside the door curiously and said, "Guangu, why are you standing outside the door talking loudly?"
On the other side, Hu Yifei and Su Yi took Zhang Wei out of the community and were about to take a taxi to the hospital.
Unexpectedly, Lu Ziqiao suddenly jumped out from the side of the fireworks stall, looked at Zhang Wei's mouth and said, "What kind of look is this, Zhang Wei? Your mouth is so rosy and sexy."
"He bullied me!" Zhang Wei pointed at Lu Ziqiao with a cry and complained to Su Yi.
"Stop gloating about his misfortune, he is allergic to seafood." Su Yi said angrily.
"Look at your strange poverty." Lu Ziqiao even gloated and clicked her tongue.
"You have time to make sarcastic remarks here, why not take Zhang Wei to the hospital together!" Hu Yifei said, "By the way, what are you doing here?"
"Of course it is to carry out the most noble cause of mankind!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"What is that?" Hu Yifei was confused.
"Reproduce!" Lu Ziqiao said matter-of-factly, "Of course, we haven't reached that stage yet, so now I will still be an aspiring young man who will let his ideals fly on New Year's Eve!"
"You're a psycho!" Veins popped up on Hu Yifei's forehead, "Let's go, Xiao B, don't pay attention to this psycho!"
"Don't call me when you're in the middle of the night!" Su Yi said angrily.
Lu Ziqiao looked at the three people leaving in a daze, and asked doubtfully: "Squatting down?"
"Tch!" He quickly laughed disdainfully, "I am now an aspiring young man who will release his ideals on New Year's Eve. What position am I in?"
At the same time, the radio station where Zeng Xiaoxian worked.
After recording the show, Zeng Xiaoxian left the studio and was shocked to find that Lisa Rong was missing!
The tapes he had recorded had to be signed by Lisa Rong before they could be sent to the post-production studio for broadcast, otherwise they would not recognize them at all.
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly called Lisa Rong, but Lisa Rong was already on her way back to her hometown. At first, she was kind enough to comfort Zeng Xiaoxian and let him live broadcast in peace at night. Later, she just pretended that the phone signal was not good and hung up the phone.
.
"Lisa, I curse you to never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets!" Zeng Xiaoxian wailed in despair outside the studio.
"My carnival party with free and unlimited drinks! Why! Why!" Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry without tears.
Twenty minutes later, Su Yi and Hu Yifei watched Zhang Wei get hooked up.
By this time, Zhang Wei's mouth was completely swollen to the point where he could no longer see.
"If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a lot." Su Yi shook his head and said, "You look like this, and you will definitely not be able to catch up with the carnival tonight. I wish you a happy New Year's Eve in the hospital."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Zhang Wei howled regretfully, "I regret it so much. I regret why I didn't listen to you and why I kept that box of crayfish! My free-for-all, all-you-can-drink ladder..."
Hu Yifei said with a smile: "Okay, okay, just take care of it with peace of mind. The doctor said that you just look scary, but as long as you take some anti-inflammatory and anti-allergic medicine and get plenty of rest, you'll be fine."
"
Su Yi was about to speak when his cell phone rang.
Pick it up and take a look, Zeng Xiaoxian.
Su Yi hung up the phone directly.
As a result, Hu Yifei's phone rang again.
Su Yi let out a long sigh and looked out the window melancholy.
"Hello, Zeng Xiaoxian!" Hu Yifei answered the phone, and it turned out to be Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Xiao Yi? We are together. What's wrong?" Hu Yifei asked doubtfully, "You want him to save his life? Okay, okay, don't worry. I'll give him the phone and you can tell him."
Hu Yifei handed the phone to Su Yi.
"It's Zeng Xiaoxian. He said that you are the only one who can save him now. It sounds like he is desperate." Hu Yifei said.
"Can I not answer it?" Su Yi said helplessly.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but push the phone to him: "Listen to what he says first, then it's not too late to refuse!"
Ding.
It's already too late...
Su Yi reluctantly picked up the phone.
"Help, Brother Yi, this is what happened..."
Zeng Xiaoxian's troubles are difficult to say, and simple to say.
In fact, in the eyes of many subordinates, the most important thing is nothing more than the above sentence.
Because he and Lisa Rong had a romantic relationship while working on a show before, Su Yi called her directly and interceded for Zeng Xiaoxian, hoping that she could help Zeng Xiaoxian leave.
Lisa Rong gave this face and told Su Yi happily that it was no problem.
She solved all the problems with one phone call, and soon someone came to talk to Zeng Xiaoxian.
The problem is solved.
Is not it simple?
How strange!
You don’t have to pay back a favor if you owe it to others?
Su Yi had a hunch that Lisa Rong would soon withdraw the favor.
When Su Yi returned to Zhang Wei's bedside, he found that there was another person next to Zhang Wei. Like Zhang Wei, his lips were red, swollen and deformed.
Even if he had known about this scene, Su Yi couldn't help but be happy, because this scene was so joyful.
This person is the delivery boy from before.
"Allergic to BT spicy food?" Hu Yifei picked up his medical record and took a look at it, and laughed out loud, "You also said you didn't eat our chicken wings? How do you explain it now?"
"Sister, I was wrong!" the delivery boy said with a sad face, "Please don't tell our boss, at worst, I will give you free crayfish again in the future..."
Zhang Wei was immediately stimulated.
"You still want to harm me? You still want to harm me!" He excitedly strangled the delivery boy's neck, "It's all your fault. It's all your fault that I'm like this!"
"They're all sausage mouths from the end of the world, so why rush them?" the delivery boy screamed.
There was a flurry of excitement, and Su Yi and Hu Yifei left laughing.
Zeng Xiaoxian called to thank Su Yi and said that he had been liberated.
"Hey, why are there always such and such situations? Can't things go smoothly?" Hu Yifei shook her head helplessly, "Fortunately, everything has been resolved and we can calm down for a while."
"Haha, that's weird!" Su Yi shook his head helplessly, "Just watch, there's still a lot of trouble."
3602.
Under Sekiya's miraculous cry, Maori Shinbei finally agreed to perform.
Also in the audience were Qin Yumo and Tang Youyou.
Sekiya Miracle was quite happy at first, but after Mori Shinbei went to the parking lot to get his own props and brought them up, Sekiya Miracle looked at the four cans of paint on the table and was stunned.
He thought of what Su Yi said before getting on the elevator.
His eyes widened in horror, and he trembled to the new Maori guard: "There is paint in the black can, right?"
