"Yifei, you passed. As a woman who can crush a mouse with her bare hands and has been scared by me personally, do you think I will believe the nonsense that you are afraid of robbing a train when you see it?"
Su Yi said this to Hu Yifei, who was leaning directly into his arms.
Hu Yifei punched Su Yi on the chest with a small fist. Su Yi was caught off guard and was beaten so hard that he coughed repeatedly.
"It's annoying! Everyone is afraid of something different! Just because I'm not afraid of mice doesn't mean I'm not afraid of robbing trains. Look at this nine-cylinder guy, he's so scary. He actually uses an alarm clock to scare people..." Hu Yifei
She was stuck in Su Yi's arms and couldn't get out.
"There's something wrong with you, Yifei," Su Yi, no matter how insensitive to emotions, noticed something unusual about Hu Yifei today.
Even though his face was red to the roots of his ears, he still boldly launched an "offensive" against Su Yi.
He seemed very anxious.
Are you determined to take down yourself?
It fits Hu Yifei's style.
But is it too much to pretend to be a soft girl in a coy way?
Hu Yifei directly grabbed Su Yi's arm and asked him to hug her, shouting in a rough voice: "Just do what you have to do, there is so much nonsense!"
(???)!
Su Yi obediently reached out and hugged her, and then continued watching the movie.
In the movie, Ma Bond is begging for mercy and tells Zhang Mazi that he can make money by going to Goose City.
Hu Yifei waited for a long time but didn't see Su Yi's next move, and she was itching with hatred.
"I'm already like this, why haven't you made any move yet? Do you really think you are Liu Xiahui?"
After taking a sneak peek, she found that Su Yi was actually watching the movie seriously, and Hu Yifei almost lost her temper.
Su Xiaoyi, what's the difference between you and Sun Wukong who locked up the Seven Fairies to steal peaches?
no!
There is no turning back when the bow is fired, Su Xiaoyi must be captured today!
Hu Yifei didn't want the courage she had finally summoned to disappear, so she gritted her teeth and decided to take the next step.
Go straight to second base!
After gathering her emotions for a while, Hu Yifei suddenly took her head out of Su Yi's arms, turned over and sat on Su Yi's lap.
Su Yi was stunned.
After being stunned for a long time, he said: "Yifei, I think this is such a good movie, shall we..."
"To hell with the movie!" Hu Yifei waved her hands and said impatiently.
(?????????)!
Seeing that Su Yi was in a daze, Hu Yifei hurriedly pinched her throat to make up for it: "Haha, I mean, I have a question to ask you."
"Ask." Su Yi said.
"You know, I have always been very sure about things, but recently, I have become very sure about it. Do you know why?" Hu Yifei asked in a sweet voice.
Su Yi felt goosebumps all over his body. He looked at Hu Yifei in horror and shook his head hastily: "I don't know."
"Because, I miss this steady (kiss) from you." Hu Yifei's voice became sweeter and sweeter, and her eyes blinked like chicken-butt lightning.
Damn it...
ミ●﹏☉ミ!
"Yifei, you are so greasy." Su Yi felt a little uncomfortable physically. Who would have thought that Hu Yifei could still talk about earthy love words?
Hu Yifei's expression suddenly froze.
Greasy?
She thought Su Yi would be shy and hesitant, but she said she was greasy...
This was a response she never expected.
"Ahem!" Su Yi also felt that he seemed to be jumping high in the toilet - it was too much.
Although he doesn't want to get involved in a relationship so early, girls are taking the initiative, so it's okay if he doesn't accept it, and he still calls her greasy?
Is there even the slightest bit of an animal?
Su Yi reflected on himself and decided to respond to Hu Yifei with some earthy love words.
"Yifei, you are acting weird today." He looked at Hu Yifei, who had a twitching expression.
"What a weird guy!" Hu Yifei finally exploded, glaring at Su Yi and clenching her fists, "Let me ask you, do you know what I mean?"
Ding.
Su Yi was helpless.
The normal situation would be that Hu Yifei would ask him what's so strange about him? Then he would say that it's strange and good-looking, and a simple love story would take shape.
Hu Yifei doesn't play by the rules.
"I know." Su Yi replied honestly.
"Then what do you mean?" Hu Yifei asked directly.
"I am..." Su Yi was about to answer when suddenly his mind moved and he looked away.
I saw a figure running in from outside, standing not far away and looking around.
Although the cinema was very dark, Su Yi could tell at a glance that it was Qin Yumo.
Why is Qin Yumo here too?
"Hey, don't look around and try to avoid the topic!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "I always thought you were..."
"Look who that is!" Su Yi interrupted her and pointed at Qin Yumo.
"So childish..." Hu Yifei thought Su Yi was playing a diversionary trick and sneered, but she still glanced over there involuntarily. At this sight, she was immediately stunned.
"Yu, Yu Mo!" Hu Yifei's eyes widened in horror, and she hurriedly grabbed Su Yi's arm, "It's over, it's over, Yu Mo is here to catch the rapist!"
＼(◎o◎)／!
"Catch an adulterer?" Su Yi looked at Hu Yifei speechlessly, "Do you think we are having an affair now?"
"Yes, you're not married yet!" Hu Yifei was startled, then reacted immediately and glared at Su Yi fiercely.
"Scumbag!"
puff!
This punch almost caused Su Yi to spit out a mouthful of blood.
Why the hell am I such a scumbag?
"Well, Qin Yumo, you can find me for this. You are really a bit virtuous, and your ghost is still here..." Hu Yifei had a dangerous look in his eyes.
At this moment, Hu Yifei's cell phone vibrated.
She took out her phone and saw that it was Qin Yumo who opened it.
Looking up again, he found Qin Yumo looking around, as if trying to find the person who answered the phone.
Hu Yifei hurriedly put away the phone and sat down, not wanting Qin Yumo to find out.
But it's still too late.
The sharp-eyed Qin Yumo still discovered the positions of Hu Yifei and Su Yi, and immediately moved over quietly, sitting on the empty seat behind them, and then quietly pressed his face to the back of the chair in front, trying to eavesdrop on Su Yi and Hu Yifei. dialogue.
(#￣～￣#)!
Hu Yifei and Su Yi in the front row looked at each other.
How the hell is this broken?
What if Hu Yifei is worthy of being the strongest female war goddess? She rolled her eyes and immediately took action.
"Brother Xiao Yi!" She said in a cooing voice, "You actually kissed me secretly just now. Uh-huh, I'm so shy. It was my first time! You have to be responsible for me!"
Su Yi's eyes widened in horror.
He waited for a long time in confusion, and found that the terminal did not issue a prompt that he could not refuse, which meant that Hu Yifei's nonsense was not recognized by the terminal.
This is good, this is good.
He was about to expose Hu Yifei mercilessly and tell her - mainly Qin Yumo that he did not kiss Hu Yifei secretly.
But when the words came to his lips, he suddenly swallowed them back.
He suddenly realized that he couldn't say that, otherwise how could Hu Yifei cope with herself?
He turned his head and looked at Hu Yifei, who had a threatening look on his face and waved his fist at him.
Su Yi couldn't help but laugh.
It seems that Hu Yifei didn't consider how embarrassed she would be if she didn't cooperate with her performance.
"Okay, I'll be responsible." Su Yi smiled and nodded.
As soon as these words came out, Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo who were behind were stunned.
At this time, Hu Yifei's mind went blank, and she was unable to realize the meaning of Su Yi's words.
Qin Yumo, who was behind him, suddenly stood up and walked out silently.
Hu Yifei was attracted by Qin Yumo's movements. She looked at Qin Yumo's back and felt that the back of her best friend since childhood seemed so desolate and lonely at this moment.
At this moment, she felt a deep sense of intolerance and guilt in her heart.
Then she looked at Su Yi and saw that Su Yi was also looking at her at the moment.
She was stunned for a while, then suddenly patted Su Yi on the shoulder: "That's enough, buddy! You look first, I'll go to the bathroom first!"
After saying that, he ran out in a hurry.
^_^|||
Su Yi looked at Hu Yifei's leaving figure and suddenly felt so embarrassed...
Madhu, what is this?
I was confessed and I agreed, but I agreed to be lonely because they were just teasing me, but they actually regarded me as a buddy?
It’s very embarrassing...
Qin Yumo walked out of the theater in despair, her eyes dim and lifeless. She knocked over the trash can by the door, but she didn't seem to notice it and still walked out.
"What's wrong with this guy? I don't know how to say sorry?" the cinema staff complained unhappily.
"I apologized to you on her behalf, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Hu Yifei, who hurriedly chased her out, hurriedly apologized to her, and when the latter was a little embarrassed and at a loss, she hurriedly chased her out.
"Yu Mo! Yu Mo!" Hu Yifei called Qin Yumo from behind.
Qin Yumo turned around and smiled reluctantly at Hu Yifei: "Ah, what a coincidence, Yifei."
"Stop pretending, I saw you just inside." Hu Yifei said angrily.
"Really?" Qin Yumo smiled bitterly, "I must have looked embarrassed when I ran away just now, right? Congratulations to you, Yifei, for beating me again. The most important thing is, congratulations to you for finding your Mr. Right. Su Yi is really a
A very good man, I hope you can hold him firmly and don't let him escape."
"I lost, but it doesn't matter. It's not the first time I've lost anyway." Qin Yumo spread his hands pretending to be generous, "No matter what happens, Yifei, I wish you the best. You will always be my best sister. I hope you can Let’s drink your and Xiao Yi’s wedding wine as soon as possible.”
Hu Yifei's expression was very complicated: "Yu Mo, you don't blame me at all for not being able to win with force? After all, we agreed to bloom separately, and the fragrance of flowers will come naturally, but I couldn't hold it back, violated our agreement, and took the initiative to talk to Xiao B’s date.”
"A soldier never tires of deceit, why should I blame you?" Qin Yumo smiled lonely, "The only thing to blame is that I am so reserved when facing the man I like. Love is selfish. It's a pity that I only understand this truth now."
"Yu Mo, I..." Hu Yifei's eyes filled with guilt, "Isn't that right..."
"No need to say sorry, no need to feel guilty, and no need to worry about me." Qin Yumo pretended to be free and easy, "Don't worry, I'm fine, everything is over, I won't be sad. I can't even think about it. Come and see what Su Yi looks like! It turns out that time can really dilute everything."
＼(◎o◎)／!
"But Yu Mo, you just met Xiao Yi a few minutes ago." Hu Yifei said quietly.
"I know, this is me, the representative of outstanding white-collar women in the new century!" Qin Yumo smiled sweetly, "Forget the past and keep moving forward! How do you sing that song?"
"I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small stream, small stream, never stopping!" Qin Yumo shook his head and beat the rhythm, singing in a pure and lovely voice.
"Hey Barzahei!"
At the end of the song, Qin Yumo made a forward gesture.
(??_?)!
"Why does this scene feel so familiar?" Hu Yifei's eyes were dull.
"Yifei is gone, I wish you happiness!" Qin Yumo waved to Hu Yifei and was about to leave.
"etc!"
Hu Yifei stopped Qin Yumo.
Qin Yumo turned back with a puzzled expression.
"Okay, okay, let me tell you the truth!" Hu Yifei waved her hands with a risk-taking expression, "Actually, Xiao Yi didn't kiss me secretly at all. I just saw you sneaking over, so I deliberately said those words to make me angry. I’m angry with you.”
Qin Yumo was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, even if you want to make me angry, Su Yi has promised you that I will be responsible for you. He can't be just to make me angry, right?"
"Of course he is not, he was just threatened by me and cooperated with me!" Hu Yifei said hurriedly.
"Your intelligence is not as good as his, and your strength is not as good as his. Do you think he will be threatened by you?" Qin Yumo asked back, "Yifei, he cooperated with you just because he knew that if he didn't cooperate with you, you would not be able to get off at that time. Taiwan. Just imagine, if he exposed you at that time, what would you think?"
"I..." Hu Yifei's expression finally changed.
"I..." She wanted to be tough, but when the words came to her lips, she couldn't say them out.
Only now did she realize belatedly that if Su Yi had refused to cooperate with her, she would have felt that Su Yi was afraid that Qin Yumo would misunderstand him.
Why is Su Yi afraid that Qin Yumo will misunderstand?
If she thinks about this level, she will completely lose.
She will feel like a ridiculous clown, flirting with her best friend's man, throwing herself into his arms, only to be rejected by him.
She would feel that in Su Yi's eyes, she had become a shameless woman who did not know how to love herself.
She will be ashamed of herself.
The way she escaped would be a hundred times more embarrassing than Qin Yumo's!
"It seems that you have figured it out." Qin Yumo smiled at Hu Yifei, "Whether you are deliberately angry with me or not, when Su Yi cooperates with you, I have already lost. So Yifei, I wish you the best.
"
After that, she was leaving again.
"Wait!" But Hu Yifei stopped Qin Yumo again.
Hu Yifei took a deep breath, walked up to Qin Yumo and said: "Okay, I admit, the more Su Xiaoyi shows his excellent side, the more it makes me feel a strong sense of crisis. Recently, I always dream about you and
There was a picture of Su Yi getting married, so I broke my promise and went on a date with him secretly."
"But we actually just started dating. The movie theater was our first date and we haven't done anything yet!"
"As for what you just said, Yu Mo, I can only say that you don't know Xiao Yi well enough." Hu Yifei looked at Qin Yu Mo, "If it were you in my place, he would do the same thing. He is a smart and intelligent person.
He is a kind person who cannot bear to hurt any of his friends."
Qin Yumo was stunned for a while, then hesitantly said: "Do you really think so?"
"I really think so," Hu Yifei said, "and he must think so, believe me, Yu Mo. This time I made a sneak attack, it's a foul on me, our agreement continues, if I want to win you, I will win you openly, and
Not with such desperate measures!"
Qin Yumo said: "You want fairness? But you have already secretly dated him once. Unless..."
"Unless what?"
"Unless you also let me go on a date with Xiao Yi, we will be even."