"The eighteen bends of the philosophical mountain road! The philosophical waterway and wine party! The philosophical handsome guys line up next to each other, and the philosophical beauties go together..."
Su Yi made a hook. In addition to Zhang Wei, three women and one man started the concert chorus mode, and they all swayed to their heart's content and enjoyed themselves very much.
^_^“!
Su Yi couldn't figure it out. They were singing and dancing. Why was he the one who was embarrassed?
"Thank you, Brother Yi. After listening to your words, my mind is much clearer!" Tang Youyou smiled and patted Su Yi on the shoulder, "She is indeed the intimate sister of our love apartment!"
"It's brother-in-law!" Su Yi corrected.
"Yuyou, can you get half of my military medals?"
"I have them all!" Tang Youyou said with a smile, "Thank you everyone for enlightening me. I am resurrected with full health! I will go find the director early tomorrow morning!"
"come on!"
Everyone sent their blessings to her.
"Zhang Wei, what do you want to do with me?" Su Yi looked at Zhang Wei, "Isn't your matter also related to Zeng Xiaoxian?"
"Haha... That's not the case. My business is only related to you." Zhang Wei smiled, looked left and right, "I'm sorry, can everyone step aside for a moment?"
When everyone heard this, they immediately looked around.
"Hey Yumo, do you think this chandelier is a bit ugly?"
"It's really Yifei, what do you think, Youyou?"
"It's okay at first glance, so let's not stare at it all the time. Just take a look at it occasionally and it won't be ugly anymore. What do you think, Mr. Zeng?"
"Wow, your idea has opened the door to a new world for me! I feel like I don't need to throw away or replace many things in my room."
"Teacher Bu Zeng, the ugliness of the things in your room cannot be solved at first glance..."
"puff!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
(°ー°〃)!
Zhang Wei spread his hands in embarrassment: "Okay, we are all friends. Let you know, it's not a big deal."
"That's right, Zhang Wei, tell me quickly!" Hu Yifei's eyes flashed with a gossipy look, and she immediately patted Zhang Wei's shoulder with great joy.
"I have two things to do with Brother Xiao Yi. The first thing is to borrow money." Zhang Wei rubbed his hands, "It's just for an emergency. I'll pay you back next month when your salary is paid."
Zhang Wei has borrowed money from Su Yi several times, but unlike Lu Ziqiao, Zhang Wei's credit is still very good.
Moreover, Zhang Wei is not so poor that he has no money, but the money in his bank card has been deposited until death and cannot be withdrawn.
In addition, he had set aside too little for his monthly living expenses, and would not be able to pay for it if something unexpected happened, so he would ask Su Yi to borrow money.
"How much do you want to borrow?" Su Yi didn't talk nonsense.
"Eight hundred and two!" Zhang Wei burst out a figure, "Eight hundred yuan to pay the fine, twenty yuan for my living expenses this week. I will be given the more than one hundred yuan from my previous business trip to Pudong next week.
Once the application is submitted, I will have money by then, hehe."
"Eight hundred yuan fine!" Hu Yifei, Tang Youyou and Zeng Xiaoxian all stared wide-eyed.
"Zhang Wei, what bad thing have you done to deserve so much punishment?" Tang Youyou asked in disbelief.
"Did you go to wash your feet and find that kind of woman?" Zeng Xiaoxian showed a look of disgust.
"How could it be! I paid a traffic violation ticket." Zhang Wei explained.
Hu Yifei's expression was stunned, and she said: "You——crazily took advantage of the red light to cross the road back and forth?"
Everyone imagined the scene of Zhang Wei running up and down the sidewalk while the light was red, and they all burst out laughing.
"Okay, let me explain for Zhang Wei." Qin Yumo smiled and talked about Zhang Wei.
"That's what happened. In order to get close to the policewoman Mo Lan, he lost all his living expenses for a month." Qin Yumo spread his hands and said helplessly, "The magic of love is really great, even Zhang Wei is crazy about it.
Already."
These words are hidden and seem to have a point...
Hu Yifei glanced at Qin Yumo and said: "At best, he is just motivated by sex, but he is still far from love!"
"No! In fact, we are already in love!" Zhang Wei showed an intoxicated and lewd look on his face, "I have already fallen in love."
"Eh-" Everyone made a sound of disgust, and goosebumps fell everywhere.
"Instead of eight hundred and two, I'll lend you one thousand and two, just to be prepared." Su Yi took into account Zhang Wei's financial situation and gave him a reasonable and non-wasteful number.
"That's right, eight hundred and twenty?" Hu Yifei said speechlessly, "Twenty yuan is just for a rice bowl now, what can you do with it?"
"I don't know the sufferings of the world!" Zhang Wei shook his head and sighed, "I can buy 13 packs of Baixiang instant noodles for one 50 cents, and I can buy a pack of pickled mustard for the remaining 50 cents. I eat two packs of instant noodles every day from Monday to Saturday.
Six pickles; on Sunday when there is less activity, a pack of noodles will be left, but there will still be eight pickles left. It can be considered a good snack."
Zhang Wei said with a smile: "This is just a conservative estimate. In fact, I can still feed you two or three meals a week, and the instant noodles I can't eat can be saved for next week."
(??_?)!
"This poor child!" Hu Yifei clicked her tongue and shook her head, her eyes full of pity, "Oh, eighty yuan a month's food expenses, these eight hundred yuan can last for ten months, Zhang Wei, you use ten months' food expenses to pay
The fine, when you think about it, the price is really quite high, is it worth it?"
Zhang Wei's face showed a sacred look: "For love, I am willing to cum..."
"Huh?" The three women stared at each other and made a sound from their noses.
Zhang Wei immediately stopped and changed his words: "I am willing to go bankrupt! If the money is gone, I can make it again, but the chance of meeting love may only come once in my life. I can afford it."
The three women looked at each other, then shook their heads and sighed.
Su Yi didn't say anything more, but went directly to the room to withdraw 1,200 yuan and gave it to Zhang Wei.
"Thank you, Brother Yi." Zhang Wei was very happy, "But I have to call you the IOU later, because the one I wrote before was for 820 yuan."
"Okay." Su Yi smiled and did not refuse.
He didn't care whether it was an IOU or not, but Zhang Wei attached great importance to this, so he took advantage of the situation and showed his seriousness.
We are all friends, and we are not in a relationship of charity, so it is good to be fair.
"Actually, I originally had twenty yuan in my bank card." Zhang Wei thought of something, and suddenly his face became very painful, "It's all Zi Qiao's fault, I lost my food money!"
"Ziqiao? Why did he harm you?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.
"Last month, Ziqiao used my account to top up the membership of the video website, which cost 18.8 yuan a month." Zhang Wei explained, "At that time, he gave me 20 yuan in cash and asked me to use online banking to top up. I
As soon as I thought I could earn another one yuan and two, I agreed."
"Then what?" Hu Yifei asked doubtfully.
"I didn't expect that the video website would automatically deduct fees at the end of the month!" Zhang Wei said angrily, "I went to the counter to withdraw money this afternoon. I was just about to withdraw the 20 yuan from the card, but I didn't expect that when I withdraw it,
The second before I received the money, the bank debit message came! As a result, I only got one yuan and two!"
(??_?)!
Everyone was shocked.
"Go to the bank counter and withdraw twenty yuan!" Tang Youyou said in disbelief, "Zhang Wei, did you sense anything wrong with the expression on the person at the bank counter?"
"Why should I look at his look?" Zhang Wei asked inexplicably, "What I withdraw is my money. My money is stored in the bank, which is equivalent to the bank being my housekeeper. I am the master, why should I look at the housekeeper's face?
?”
This logic——
Everyone gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.
"I originally went to Zi Qiao to reimburse me, but Zi Qiao refused to acknowledge the account and said that he had no plans to renew his membership this month. I have to bear the loss myself." Zhang Wei said with a grimace, "Oh, it seems.
I have to stay up late and watch movies this month."
Qin Yumo was a little confused: "Stay up late and watch movies... You don't have to stay up, is anyone forcing you?"
Zhang Wei looked at Qin Yumo as if he were a fool: "If you don't pay enough attention to the membership, wouldn't the money be wasted?"
(??_?)!
Everyone once again gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up in admiration.
Wei Ge Niubi (broken sound)!
"Okay, Zhang Wei, didn't you say you wanted to ask me for two things?" Su Yi asked, "What is the other thing?"
"This matter is also related to Zi Qiao." Zhang Wei said with a smile, "Although Zi Qiao was unwilling to compensate me for the loss of 18.8 yuan, he helped me get Moran's phone number out of humanitarianism.
So, under his guidance, Mo Lan and I...she and I chatted all afternoon, oh, I was so embarrassed! Hehehehe!"
Zhang Wei shyly crawled into Zeng Xiaoxian's arms.
(??_?)!
Everyone had goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Zhang Wei, if you disgust us again, believe it or not, I will let you know immediately why the flowers are so red!" Hu Yifei gritted her teeth and clenched her fists.
Zhang Wei's expression immediately changed and he was no longer shy.
"Ahem!" He pretended to cough softly, "Anyway, Zi Qiao has been guiding me in the correct way to chat with Moran. She has been replying to me. I wonder how she could have fallen in love with me if she hadn't fallen in love with me.
Are you always talking to me? I sent messages to girls before, but almost no one ever replied to me!"
"Zhang Wei, just say what you want to say, and don't expose your shortcomings." Tang Youyou persuaded him kindly.
"Where am I short?" Zhang Wei immediately retorted.
But seeing the threatening looks in the three women's eyes, he decisively stopped and changed the subject.
"Okay, let me continue. Mo Lan and I were having a good chat, but just an hour ago, Zi Qiao suddenly went out on a date with one of his girlfriends, leaving me alone. The girl and I
I don’t have much experience in online chatting, so once Zi Qiao left, I didn’t know how to chat anymore! Fortunately, it was very late and Moran was going to bed, so she sent me a good night. At this moment, I thought of
In the article Xiaoyi wrote before, there is a guide on how to reply if a girl sends you good night."
"I've read this article too!" Zeng Xiaoxian said immediately, "Is the name of the article called "Only fools say good night to girls, and replies with good night to girls with high emotional intelligence will warm her up all night long"?"
"Yes, yes, this is the article!" Zhang Wei's eyes lit up and he immediately said excitedly.
"Brother Xiao Yi, the method in this article is very good," Zeng Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow at Zhang Wei and said with a smile, "How about it, is Mo Lan warmed by you?"
"No!" Zhang Wei's face darkened, "As soon as I replied, Mo Lan scolded me."
"How is that possible?" Su Yi frowned this time, "Even if you follow the method in my article, you will be a little embarrassed at most, but you won't be scolded, right?"
"I've also read this article, and I think the methods in it are quite good." Qin Yumo said, "If someone sends this to me, even if I have no feelings for this person, I will still smile knowingly.
I don’t think you’ll get scolded anyway, right?”
"Did you not reply according to Xiao Yi's method?" Hu Yifei asked, "What did you reply to her?"
Everyone is curious.
Zhang Wei looked sad and stretched out his palm: "I replied to her with five words."
"What five words?" everyone asked curiously.
"Keep her warm all night." Zhang Wei said in a muffled voice.
silence.
"It takes a fool to say good night to a girl, but a reply with high emotional intelligence will warm her up all night long"
"Pfft hahaha..."
After a brief silence, everyone burst into laughter!
"Zhang Wei, you really have high emotional intelligence!" Hu Yifei laughed so hard that tears came down her face.
"Zhang Wei, I have you, I really do, you are really a weird fighter!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up while holding his stomach.
Even Su Yi couldn't help laughing.
Zhang Wei said with a grimace: "What can I do? At that time, Mo Lan sent him good night and was waiting for my reply. I was so anxious that I spent a lot of time searching for Xiao Yi's articles. How could I have time to read the article carefully?
Of course I replied according to the title, what was wrong with me?"
"You're right, it's Xiao Yi, Mo Lan, and the whole world who are wrong!" Qin Yumo said with a smile.
"Hahaha……"
Everyone burst into laughter again.
"Oh, please stop laughing at me!" Zhang Wei stamped his feet, "My love! My love! Brother B, you must help me. How can I save it?"
"This matter, let me give you a clear path." Su Yi looked at Qin Yumo with a smile, "Lu Ziqiao is unreliable. You need a truly almighty master. I recommend Yumo. With her help you, get
Getting off Moran is no problem at all!”
"Really? Is it really possible?" Zhang Wei was surprised and happy, "Yu Mo, Jianghu is in an emergency, you must help me! After the matter is completed, I will treat you to dinner!"
"It's free to eat. I don't want to eat just six pickles for instant noodles!" Qin Yumo said with a smile, "But I can still help you. Don't worry, I'll take care of this. If you're lucky, I'll keep your Moran
I promise to go out on a date with you tomorrow!"
"Really? It's great!" Zhang Weiwei was overjoyed.
"Are you saying it's great to help you, or that it's great to save you a pack of instant noodles?" Qin Yumo teased.
"I have them all, hee hee hee..." Zhang Wei was overjoyed, scratching his head and ears.
"Let's go, let me see, what did Ziqiao teach you to talk to Mo Lan?" Qin Yumo said with a smile, "But I guess it must be his classic scumbag quotations, haha..."
Zhang Wei and Qin Yumo went next door, and Zeng Xiaoxian apologized to Su Yi again, saying that he had no intention of offending.
Tang Youyou is fully looking forward to preparing for the interview tomorrow.
So Su Yi and Hu Yifei were left in the room.
"I'm a little hungry." Hu Yifei said, "Would you like some fried rice with eggs?"
"Are you good at it?" Su Yi questioned her cooking skills.
"Joke!" Hu Yifei smiled proudly, "Egg fried rice is my best!"