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0942, Super Smash 2

Zeng Xiaoxian's dream that everyone would pay attention to him also came true, but the focus of attention was a bit off.

As he shouted "Wushi Nen Die" and activated his skill, uncontrollable anger and disgust arose in the hearts of everyone present, and they rushed towards Zeng Xian'er uncontrollably, wanting to beat this bastard to death.

Including the bodyguards who were about to rush to the toilet, Qin Xiaomo who was going down the stairs, Tang Xiaoyou who was about to sneak away, and Lu Xiaoqiao who was standing upstairs watching the excitement.

Everyone present, even the uncle who played the accordion on the stage and the cleaning lady who was sweeping the floor, shouted angrily and rushed towards Zeng Xian'er.

1,2,3……

Three seconds later, the skill expired and everyone came to their senses.

Looking at Zeng Xian'er again, he was huddled up with his head in his hands, his face was so frightened that he was trembling. The person who was closest to Zeng Xian'er even stretched out his hand in front of him.

But after the skills expired, their sanity returned, and they stopped their "impulses".

It doesn't seem necessary to beat someone to death just for a word, right?

"You bastard, I'll kill you if you keep yelling!" Someone pointed at Zeng Xian'er angrily and yelled.

"Whose unlucky child is missing a great virtue?"

"Who are you going to be your father? I am your uncle!"

Some of the people were yelling, some were confused, some were angry, and some were confused and confused.

There are also some who can't swallow the bad breath in their chests. Even without the bonus of skills, they still come to trouble Zeng Xian'er with evil looks on their faces.

If you don't want to kill him, you can give him a good beating.

The bodyguards were also confused, but they all had business to do and continued to turn around and run to the bathroom.

"President, you can!" Tang Xiaoyou has special powers. He immediately saw through that Zeng Xian'er had actually activated his own skills just now, and his eyes widened immediately, "It's hidden deep enough..."

Qin Xiaomo also saw this and looked at Zeng Xian'er with some surprise, wondering what kind of god this was and what was the purpose of shouting this voice?

Lu Xiaoqiao was furious and was about to call on his men to take down this rude maniac, but suddenly he was stunned, thought of something, and then pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian in ecstasy and shouted: "He, he and I are a perfect match!"

As soon as he said this, everyone around him looked at him with strange expressions.

On the first floor, Zeng Xianer saw that the danger was over for the time being, so why did she dare to stay where she was?

He jumped off the table as if he was electrocuted and ran towards the door.

"stop!"

"Don't run!"

Those who didn't give up and wanted to beat him hurriedly caught up with him.

"Cover me!" Zeng Xian'er shouted in horror.

Although Zeng Xian'er didn't look at her or call her name, Tang Xiaoyou knew that he was talking to her.

Save or not?

save!

Tang Xiaoyou made a decision immediately.

Yu Gong, she will continue to lurk, and rescuing Zeng Xian'er will help her continue to lurk.

Privately, although she became a lackey of the Zhe Peng people because of love, she still felt guilty about Zeng Xian'er and Hu Xiaofei, and her conscience was still intact, so she could not just watch them die without saving them.

Seeing someone smiling evilly and about to stop Zeng Xian'er who was running away, Tang Xiaoyou had no more doubts and took action decisively!

"You're here to take a dump!" She pointed at this person and activated her skill.

Gululu...

The man's expression changed, he turned around and was about to run to the toilet, but he stopped after just two steps.

That's too late……

The brown liquid soaked into his white pants in the blink of an eye, and the stench began to spread.

However this is just the beginning.

Tang Xiaoyou followed closely and kept giving instructions to those who intercepted or pursued Zeng Xian'er.

Just say the previous sentence when referring to a person——

"You're here to poop!"

"You're here to poop!"

"You're here to poop!"



She seemed to be addicted, pointing and talking and couldn't stop. In the blink of an eye, more than 20 people were affected, many of whom were "innocent people eating melons."

The "escape within ten seconds" in the skill does not mean that you have to wait ten seconds before escaping, but it means that it should not exceed ten seconds at most.

A person with extremely strong willpower like Su Yi can wait until the tenth second before spraying. For ordinary people, it can only take two or three seconds at most.

As a result, the Lihua Palace Nightclub, a good place for people to indulge in life and debauchery, turned into a large-scale shit scene in an instant.

The sounds of "Gurgling" and "Puffing" were heard endlessly along with the frightened screams. However, Tang Xiaoyou, the big devil, had no intention of stopping. He still kept pointing at people, repeating like a machine gun in his mouth. That frightening sentence——

"You're here to poop!"

Some of the aristocratic ladies who had been tricked unzipped their trouser pockets and couldn't help but squat on the ground and burst into tears.

The scene can only be described in four words - I couldn’t bear to watch!

Lu Xiaoqiao, who was about to go downstairs, was so frightened that he immediately retreated to the second floor. Qin Xiaomo picked up his cheongsam and ran towards the second floor with a look of horror on his face.

But her movements alarmed Tang Xiaoyou, who was chatting away to his heart's content. Seeing someone running away, she almost reflexively pointed at Qin Xiaomo's back and said, "You're here to take a dump, right?"

Gu Gu Gu Gu...

Qin Xiaomo froze up, his expression showed an extremely frightened look, he screamed and ran towards the second floor madly.

"This way!" Lu Xiaoqiao stepped forward, grabbed Qin Xiaomo's hand and pulled her to run for a few steps, then quickly opened a door and pushed Qin Xiaomo in.

"Let's go!"

The door closed with a bang.

"You're welcome!" Lu Xiaoqiao shouted through the door feeling refreshed, feeling that the red tie around her neck was a little brighter.

The screams of two women came from the room, followed immediately by an indescribable "gurgling, puffing, puffing" sound.

Lu Xiaoqiao shuddered with disgust and subconsciously looked at the door number of this room - Western Pastry Making Room.

His expression immediately paused, and he swore in his heart that he would never take another bite of the pastries here.

However, thinking about the large-scale pooping scene below where mourners were everywhere, Lu Xiaoqiao felt that there was a high probability that this nightclub would not be able to continue operating. The French owner could consider converting the place into a paid public toilet to recover the losses.

Bang bang bang...

Someone downstairs finally couldn't help but shoot Tang Xiaoyou, the witch.

Zeng Xian'er grabbed Tang Xiaoyou and ran out: "Let's go!"

The two men shrunk their heads and ran out of the door, leaving the place full of chaos and chaos.

As soon as Tang Xiaoyou on the front foot went out, Hu Xiaofei on the back foot ran out of the bathroom with her neck tilted.

Hu Xiaofei was stunned by the smoky and smelly scene in front of her.

"Did the septic tank explode?" She looked confused.

She was stunned for several seconds, then covered her neck with one hand and her nose with the other, and ran towards the door.

"This woman is in league with the Shit Witch!"

"We can't let her go!"

"stop!"

Someone shouted angrily, and the crowd immediately became indignant.

The closest ones to Hu Xiaofei were Su Yi's bodyguards. They couldn't care less at the moment and immediately attacked Hu Xiaofei, planning to capture this woman first.

But Hu Xiaofei reacted very quickly and immediately struck first, rushing towards the bodyguard nearest to her, grabbing the gun, and firing the bullet in a flash.

The bodyguard immediately screamed and was beaten out.

Hu Xiaofei loaded the bullet skillfully and began to move flexibly while firing.

Bang bang bang...

The sound of gunshots, screams, crowds fleeing in all directions, the victims who were still being sprayed, the bodyguards who fought back frantically...

How could the whole scene be so messed up with the word "chaos"?

But the bullets in a gun are limited. Hu Yifei quickly used up all the bullets in the gun and was forced to the bar by the dense rain of bullets, not daring to show her head.

Lu Xiaoqiao, who was on the second floor, had a sudden change of mind. He suddenly pointed at the bar and shouted: "Seal the door and capture that woman alive!"

Lu Xiaoqiao's men immediately took action. They surrounded the bar in a fan shape and slowly approached there, narrowing the circle of encirclement.

Here, Su Yi's bodyguards met Su Yi in the men's bathroom. When Su Yi walked out of the bathroom, his legs were a little weak and he looked like he was still frightened.

Tang Xiaoyou, this witch, please don’t let me see you, otherwise I will fight you every time I see you!

"Mr. B! Mr. B, are you okay?" Lu Xiaoqiao shouted from the second floor.

"No shit, no shit..." Su Yi waved his hands hurriedly and looked at the bar surrounded by people.

The person being surrounded in the bar is Hu Yifei. Today he has seen Tang Xiaoyou's "overwhelming all living beings" and Zeng Xian'er's "nests and nests", but what special powers does Hu Yifei have?

What wish did Hu Yifei make?

World Peace?

He was a little panicked and didn't dare to get close.

Tang Xiaoyou's superpower has left a serious psychological shadow on him.

"Listen to me, woman inside!" Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to get close, standing on the second floor and shouting, "Put down your weapons, stand up with your hands high, I promise not to kill you! Surrender is your only way out!"

"Ah!" As soon as he finished speaking, Hu Xiaofei's disdainful voice came from the bar, "A good dog doesn't block the road, and anything that blocks the road is a roadblock!"

(⊙?⊙)!

"You are still young! Don't seek death!" Lu Xiaoqiao shouted with a dark face, "You can't run away, you'd better not take any chances."

"Haha, I want to leave, who can stop me?" Hu Xiaofei said proudly.

Su Yi's pupils suddenly shrank when he heard this, and his heart thumped inwardly.

The next moment, dynamic music suddenly sounded out of thin air, resounding throughout the space.

Su Yi suddenly straightened up uncontrollably and jumped out of thin air.

brush!

Boom!

When he was doing this action, everyone present was doing this action together, jumping high and landing together, spreading his legs one step apart, and keeping his hands open and raised flat.

Some people are walking, some are squatting, and some have not stopped spraying. Those noble women are still covering their faces and squatting on the ground crying...

But no matter what you are doing, everyone here will do this action involuntarily!

Qin Xiaomo's exclamation came from the pastry production room on the second floor, and a "boom" was heard from inside.

At this moment, Hu Xiaofei, who was hiding at the bar, clapped his hands and stood up, tilting his neck and sneering as he walked out.

Everyone could only look at her, but their bodies could only remain in a straight posture, motionless.

But the motionless posture did not last long. As the prelude ended, music sounded out of thin air and the lyrics began to sing: "If Hua Tuo is reincarnated, all those who worship foreign countries will be cured, and foreigners will come to learn Chinese characters and inspire our national consciousness..."

When everyone present begins to sing the first word, they all raise their left legs and pat the inside of the arch of their left foot with their right hand. Then they lift their right leg and pat the inside of the arch of their right foot with their left hand.

Following the dynamic music rhythm, everyone present danced Coach Liu's shuttlecock dance!

Special function: Peaceful Shuttlecock Dance - When the skill is activated, everyone within a radius of 100 meters except the initiator of the skill will dance the shuttlecock uncontrollably. During the dance, they cannot speak, move, do anything, or do anything.

If it hurts them, even the person who activated the skill cannot touch or hurt them. They will be in an absolutely safe state. The effect lasts three minutes and twenty-nine seconds.

The reason why it is three minutes and twenty-nine seconds is because the song is that long.

"My expression is leisurely, I dance roughly, and my movements are relaxed and comfortable. You can't learn it..."

Everyone in the entire nightclub danced the shuttlecock dance in unison, regardless of their status or age, there was no difference at this moment.

Some people cried while jumping, because they were still in the state of ejection, and this jump could be life-threatening, and they were flying out in spurts...

Although some people stopped spraying, the dirty things in their pockets began to splash out with this jump...

Even Su Yi couldn't control himself and danced rhythmically to the dynamic music.

Hu Xiaofei quickly passed through the dancing crowd, turned around and smiled proudly, pointing at everyone and saying: "Short oil is good! Come on, everyone!"

"Yam, Angelica and Wolfberry go, Yam, Angelica and Wolfberry go..."

Everyone gritted their teeth and danced in silence, unable to respond to her at all.

"Su Xiaoyi, you are lucky today! I'll come back another day to take your life!" Hu Xiaofei sneered, dropped a harsh word, and walked out of the door in a flash, running towards the depths of the night, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"It's this light, it's this light, sing together..."

Amidst the sound of music, everyone in the nightclub remained mechanically uniform.

It wasn't until three minutes and twenty-nine seconds later that the music stopped and the supernatural effect was finally lifted.

Long wailings and screams came one after another in an instant. How could some rich young men and women who had never exercised before persist in the shuttlecock dance for more than three minutes?

After being forced to open business, I felt that my legs were no longer my own. I screamed and fell to the ground, unable to stand up.

Not even a third of the people who were there could still stand where they were.

"Withdraw!" Su Yi waved his hand with a dark face, planning to leave first with his bodyguards.

Lu Xiaoqiao, who was on the second floor, grinned and sucked in the cold air. He watched Su Yi and his bodyguards go out and leave with a gasp of cold air. He hesitated and finally did not call out to Su Yi again.

Squeak.

On one side, the door of the Western pastry making room opened, and a numb-looking Qin Xiaomo limped out, followed by an equally lost French woman.

This French woman is the pastry chef here.

"Xiao Mo, you..." Lu Xiaoqiao looked Qin Xiaomo up and down and found that her stockings and shoes were gone, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly.

Qin Xiaomo looked over with a look of despair and begged him: "Take me away, please, the sooner the better! Otherwise, I want to crash to death here!"

"Really the faster the better?" Lu Xiaoqiao asked.

"nonsense!"

"Okay!" Lu Xiaoqiao gritted his teeth and turned around, squatted down, patted himself on the shoulder, "Come up!"

Qin Xiaomo hurriedly jumped on Lu Xiaoqiao's back and asked him to carry her.

The next moment, Lu Xiaoqiao's expression turned bitter, tears suddenly burst out of her eyes, and she roared heartbreakingly: "Yanzi! How can I live without you, Yanzi!"

Buzz!

The next second, Lu Xiaoqiao disappeared from the spot like a gust of wind.

Special function: Chasing love - crying "Swallow, how can I live without you", you can run at a speed of 80km/h for one minute. No terrain can be an obstacle. The skill has a cooldown time of two minutes.

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