I originally thought that Tang Bohu was brewing a masterpiece, but it turned out that he was just grilling chicken wings!!!
This is such a shocking reversal, so heartbreaking!!
Many movie fans were almost choked to death by this twist, and they were complaining from their mouths to their hearts, and everywhere in their bodies.
Soon they were attracted by a wretched man named Zhu Zhishan.
"Obscene! Very obscene!!" All the movie fans couldn't help but comment.
Zhu Zhishan immediately left a deep impression on the fans with his wretched appearance and extremely shameless requests.
"I just saw this, so I went to pieces and lost everything at once. I lost all the money I could lose in my life, a total of three hundred thousand taels. I hope Brother Tang will paint thirty paintings for me to pay off my debt and save my life!"
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"Just remember that when I was young, I lent you a jade futon to make you passionate, please help me."
In the end, Zhu Zhishan made Tang Bohu agree to help with a poisonous oath: "If I gamble again, I will let the ugliest woman in the world rape me day and night until I am completely naked and on the verge of collapse!"
His exaggerated and obscene performance instantly conquered all the audience!!
"Why do I have the urge to flatten him?" Fan A replied.
"Me too!"
Soon, movie fans were fascinated by Tang Bohu's amazing martial arts and stunning painting skills.
I saw that Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's naked body to create a masterpiece in just a few minutes. The movements were so dazzling that many movie fans were dazzled and amazed.
"Bravo!"
"Tang Bohu is awesome! He uses the human body to paint, and at the end he sprays water on it, and the masterpiece is completed. It is simply amazing!!"
Zhu Zhishan kept praising Tang Bohu: "Ah, Brother Tang is really amazing. What is the name of this painting?"
Tang Bohu said proudly: "Isn't it spectacular? This is called "Eagle Spreading Its Wings and Swallowing the World"!
"What impressed me most was that Brother Tang used my two points to make flowers, my palms to make trees, and my butt to draw rocks..." Zhu Zhishan then thought that the majestic eagle was drawn by his lifeblood. He praised "It's really
Vigorous and passionate, outlines its charm!", but Tang Bohu said: "I am talking about the little insect on the eagle's beak, how can it be so majestic! Cut it!"
"Hahaha~~~" the fans burst into laughter again.
Then the movie fans saw Tang Bohu's 8 beautiful wives, allowing the movie fans to see the helplessness and loneliness deep down in the heart of the glamorous Tang Bohu.
Then King Ning sent someone to invite Tang Bohu to come out, but Tang Bohu cleverly avoided it.
The plot passed by one scene after another and came to the scene where Tang Bohu's father and the deadly scholar competed. Although fans had watched this scene through the premiere live broadcast, but now that they saw it again, they were still amused by Zhu Xi's self-defeating mistakes again and again.
Already.
In this plot, movie fans also began to discover the current situation of the Tang family.
The camera soon showed the four great talents from the south of the Yangtze River enjoying the scenery in the garden.
The attentive audience has discovered one thing in advance: "Isn't this where Ruhua appears?"
Just when they were thinking about this, they were amused again by a strangely connected verse written by the four great talents: "A group of geese at the foot of the mountain, booing and driving them down the river. Go down to the river and touch the geese to cure your hunger. After eating, go home and play.
Wife."
Soon, in the eyes of all the movie fans, Ruhua appeared on the stage, and her ecstasy turned around, and the fans were frightened to the point of weakness again.
"Damn, even though I've seen it once, it still feels very scary!!!"
However, the subsequent storyline was not released in the trailer. So they all stared at the big screen with their eyes wide open, fearing that they would miss this exciting scene.
Sure enough, Wang Shang did not disappoint them. Ruhua said, "She is still a yellow flower girl." Their cramped faces, which had just relaxed, made them laugh until they cramped again. And soon there was an unexpected turning point between Ruhua and Tang Bohu——
Ruhua was kicked into the water by Tang Bohu...
After Tang Bohu kicked Ruhua into the water, he then cursed: "Robbing money! Damn shemale!!"
The other three talented people exclaimed: "Ah? Shemale?!"
Zhu Zhishan's next sentence made all the fans scream again: "Shemale? I like it!" Then he jumped into the lake desperately to save Ruhua.
Another talented man sighed sadly: "What a pity! Let him take the lead!!"
"Hahahaha..." the movie fan laughed loudly, holding his belly.
"Ouch! I can't help it, it's my stomach!!"
"My face is cramping!! It's starting to hurt!! I can't stand it, it's so funny!"
"Damn, it's a good thing I didn't buy a drink. Otherwise, I would have laughed all over the place!!"
The entire theater was in a commotion, with people 'complaining' that the movie was too funny.
The subsequent plot was that Mrs. Washington went to the temple to worship the gods. The plot finally eased a bit, and everyone began to rest themselves, rubbing their faces and stomachs to relax their emotions.
Tang Bohu finally met Qiuxiang. However, he felt that Qiuxiang was average-looking and not as beautiful as the other three said.
The three talented men immediately retorted, "Don't worry, Brother Bohu, you must know that beautiful women are just like flowers. They need green leaves to accompany them to look beautiful." Then they shouted at the queue in Washington in a very mean tone.
'Beauty'.
As a result, except for Qiuxiang, all the others who turned around were a group of ghosts and monsters, which frightened Tang Bohu and kept retreating.
"Pfft~~" A beautiful woman who had just regained her composure and took a sip of a drink to moisten her throat immediately spurted out the drink in her mouth after seeing this scene. The people in the front area suddenly burst into curses and glared. Fortunately, because she is a beauty.
There was no trouble.
The beauty quickly put the drink away, not daring to drink any more.
Then he pretended to be a beggar and entered the temple in an attempt to strike up a conversation with Qiuxiang. However, he failed and was kicked away by the young monk.
"Hey, isn't this the boat ride in the trailer?"
"Haha, this part is so funny!"
Tang Bohu: "Ah!! Your ship is sinking!"
Boatman: "Didn't I say it sinks quickly?"
Hahaha~~ The entire screening room was filled with laughter.
After hearing this, five sixteen or seventeen-year-old movie fans who passed by the screening room door asked curiously: "What movie is it? So funny?"
The boys and girls are pretty and the girls are cute. Judging from their clothes, they should all be children from relatively wealthy families.
"Come on, let's ask the waiter if we can watch this movie later too?"
"Okay, there's nothing to do anyway, so just go in and have a laugh."
Before they could finish speaking, there was roaring laughter again in the screening room, making them more confused and curious, and more determined that they wanted to go in and watch. They had just returned from France and were unfamiliar with everything in the country.
Naturally, I don’t know about Wang Shang, let alone this currently popular movie.
Soon they learned that the movie was called "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance", and the waiter also highly recommended this movie to them. He said it was a very, very funny movie.
"Xiaojie, why don't we watch this movie? Although I haven't heard of it, I think it's very powerful."
One of the sweetest-looking little girls, Zheng Jie, nodded and said, "Hee hee, okay, that's it. I didn't even know what the movie Police was about just now, so I just messed around with it! I like comedy more."
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"The standards in China are so vulgar, I can't even come to the cinema..." Another young man complained, but he still followed the wishes of the little girl Zheng Jie.
Fans who were watching "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" didn't know that their hilarious laughter had attracted the attention of several teenagers and girls. At this time, they were holding their stomachs and laughing wildly, and their faces were already red from laughing!
After experiencing Xiaoqiang's misfortune, Tang Bohu successfully entered Washington and became a low-level servant. Soon he encountered a man who swept feces and had his hands covered with feces, did tiger-ups, and had all his food robbed.
...all kinds of funny scenes.
The plot comes to the part of picking up a kite——
"You actually painted my extremely graceful, graceful and beautiful Sister Shiliu into this virtuous painting!!" Wu Zhuangyuan pointed at the portrait of Qiuxiang painted by Tang Bohu and cursed angrily.
Tang Bohu apologized quickly: "I'm sorry, it's because I have no talent!"
"Hmph, you don't want to paint if you don't have talent, and you still want to learn how to paint? I have to open your eyes!! Learn more!!" After Wu Zhuangyuan scolded, he took out a painting that was as terrifying as a flower.
The ugly picture declared, "This is called painting!!"
Fans laughed and cursed: "Holy crap, who could be so awesome at drawing this painting? For example, the flowers are so tragic, I can't bear to look at them!!"
Wu Zhuangyuan then took this 'masterpiece' and showed it to the servants one by one to 'view' it.
“Come, come, let’s appreciate it!!”
After watching it, the servants were instantly poisoned to the point of foaming at the mouth and vomiting.
At this time, a movie fan was already lying weakly on the seat. He said to his friend next to him: "I can't do it anymore. Please take me to the hospital later. I don't know if there will be a problem with my stomach from laughing."
His friend is not much better, and is also 'shaky': "I still want you to give it to me... I haven't finished reading half of this. Oh my God!!!"
Soon, Tang Bohu visited the backyard at night and wanted to confess to Qiuxiang, but he met the SM Queen Sister Pomegranate and was punched.
Tang Bohu was shocked: "Who hit me?"
"It's my sister Pomegranate who is extremely beautiful and admired by thousands of people!!"
The movie fans did not have enough resistance to the poison and were instantly poisoned: "Oh, I'm vomiting~~"
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Sister Pomegranate: "Oh my god, you actually fell in love with your mother. Such a rebellious and unscrupulous thing... It's really exciting."
Tang Bohu was shocked: "Ah?!"
Sister Pomegranate happily said: "Come on, come on, I have never tried anything so exciting!!"
Tang Bohu quickly pushed Sister Pomegranate away and backed away in fear: "Sister Pomegranate, what are you doing??!"
Sister Pomegranate lay on the ground and howled with dissatisfaction: "Come on! Don't pity me because I am a delicate flower, comeon, baby!!"
Ugh~~
Fans held their chests and retched, making strong complaints: "Holy shit, I really want to step on her a hundred times, a hundred times!!"
Then they all complained: "Can your Majesty be more reliable? Why do you speak English so well?"
"This English is so well matched!!"
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PS: Although there will be more original plot in this chapter, I hope book friends won’t scold me for ‘copying movies’. This writing method is more laborious than normal writing...