In the theater, the audience is watching the movie attentively...
After the battle at the military base, the camera switched to the Magic City University and finally saw the protagonist.
"I heard that this protagonist is called Hu Bugui..."
"The newspapers said that he was lucky enough to reach the sky in one fell swoop, and many people were jealous of him..."
On the occasion of graduation, in order to accumulate a car fund, the protagonist auctioned off his grandfather's belongings, including a pair of glasses. The audience who knew what these glasses were from the comics laughed knowingly.
But soon, the audience noticed a foreign beauty who was given a lot of close-ups during the auction.
"This should be the heroine, right?"
"Um, what's her name?"
"My name seems to be Megan Fox, she is a very famous female star in Hollywood."
The result of the auction was that no one wanted the glasses and the treasures were treated as rubbish.
Then the protagonist's father took the protagonist to buy a car, and soon the whole theater burst into laughter.
In the movie, "Son, you know, I have a surprise for you today."
"What surprise?"
"Well, a little surprise." The protagonist's father drove his car to the door of the Maserati 4S store.
"Dad, are you kidding? I can really buy a car here??" The protagonist was extremely excited.
"Yes, I'm joking. You won't get a Maserati. I'm just kidding you." Wang Song's father laughed unscrupulously.
Then the unscrupulous father continued to drive, and finally came to a second-hand car dealership. The big sign was very eye-catching.
The protagonist suddenly became extremely discouraged, while the audience laughed and gloated.
Most of the plot is different from the comics, but it is more interesting. They are looking forward to the following plots even more.
As if destined, the protagonist picked a dilapidated car. The familiar machine mask on the steering wheel indicated that this was a Transformer, not a dilapidated car.
"This is Bumblebee, it's really broken..." the audience thought.
The whole process of buying a car was full of twists and turns. The owner of the car dealership was first "friendly" and then "stingy" and refused to sell the car. In the end, Bumblebee deliberately blew out the windows of all the second-hand cars and was forced to sell the car helplessly. The whole process
The boss's rich language and expressions made the audience laugh non-stop.
Lens transition...
The serious and solemn background music sounded, which made the originally relaxed audience stay focused!
The scene shifted to an aerial view of a city area with countless palaces. All Chinese people knew this was the Forbidden City, and finally the camera moved to a building on the side.
Subtitles: "Forbidden City - Ministry of National Defense of China."
The camera then switched to a huge conference room with at least 800 seats. It was full of people, and the audience could see many close-ups of celebrities.
At this time, an old man in his fifties or sixties entered the conference room and was greeted by a soldier: "Hello, Mr. Minister."
The Secretary of Defense looked at the entire conference room: "They are too young."
The soldier next to him explained: "They are the best experts. The National Security Agency has recruited them directly from them over the years."
At this time, someone in the crowd in the conference room finally noticed the door.
"Guys, that's the Minister of Defense!!"
When the others saw that it was really the Minister of Defense, their heartbeats suddenly accelerated. They were worried, excited, and nervous. They didn't know how to describe their feelings.
Everyone quickly sat upright.
One person said ruefully: "I guess what I'm wearing is really inappropriate for this occasion."
The audience in the cinema couldn't help but be a little excited. In the movie, the US Secretary of Defense has seen a lot, and the Pentagon has also seen a lot. But the Chinese Minister of Defense has never seen it, and in this movie, it is the first one.
After showing all this at once, just for this point, they all want to give Wang Shang a thumbs up.
Minister of Defense: "You should be wondering why you are here. Yesterday, the national military base was attacked... Now the situation is urgent. The chief has dispatched an aircraft carrier battle group to the Persian Gulf and Indian Ocean."
On the screen, several shots of aircraft carrier battle groups advancing rapidly at sea were inserted.
Minister of Defense: "It will never get more serious than this. You will be assigned teams to analyze the source of the signal. Wish us luck!!"
With the deep voice of the Minister of Defense and the magnificent background music, all the viewers were immersed in the movie and felt a sense of crisis and national mission.
The tension is rising!!
When Commander Liu and Commander Zhang saw this, their old hearts could not help but be aroused by this plot. They looked at each other and couldn't help but praise: "Not bad."
At this time, film critic Huang Sheng in the theater also leaned in and said to his friend next to him: "The combination of editing and dubbing is simply great."
My friend also sighed: "The background music is also very good. I have never heard it before. I will look for it after watching the movie."
While they were discussing, the theater began to fill with laughter.
The protagonist said to his dog: "Mobile, I have a car now, so I need a girlfriend... Well, I also need some money to take her out to play."
Audience: "Haha~~"
As he talked, he started to open his sales list on Taobao, but the result was that no one bought the pair of antique glasses. In desperation, the protagonist could only spray some perfume, dress himself up, and then drove away as a bachelor.
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But when he drove the newly purchased car, the audience burst into laughter again, and a large plume of thick smoke began to erupt from the back of the car.
The protagonist’s mother couldn’t stand it anymore and said to her husband: “You are so stingy!!”
The protagonist's father quibbled: "This is his first car, it should be like this!"
The camera continued to switch to the desert. Several soldiers who had escaped from the military base and a Middle Eastern child were walking in the desert. Soon, the audience saw something moving under the desert, and a trace of sand followed the group of soldiers.
Soon, they saw the monster. It looked like a scorpion.
The camera returns to the protagonist's side again.
The protagonist drove his friend to a party and saw the goddess he liked.
The protagonist was incoherent. "Oh my God, Mikael is here too..." "I look handsome, right?"
In an instant, he created a diaosi image.
The audience couldn't help but laugh at this time: "Is it really a drama about a diaosi defeating a rich and handsome man and winning the goddess??"
Then the protagonist was verbally belittled by the rich and handsome man, while the protagonist dodged with guilty conscience, making the audience shake their heads: "She is indeed a loser."
At this time, the movie screen also continuously showed various close-ups of the heroine's perfect figure, which was very eye-catching.
The audience couldn't help but praise the heroine: "Those breasts, that thin waist, that short skirt, those long legs...oh~~so sexy!!"
"Your Majesty is such a pervert!!!"
Wang Shang took advantage of the situation. This was not his idea, but Michael Bay's.
The protagonist is the protagonist. By chance, the heroine abandons the rich and handsome man, and the protagonist abandons his friend. He invites the goddess into the car. Then the car turns on the radio at the right time and plays a romantic song.
The male protagonist creates an opportunity to pick up the goddess.
Seeing this, many viewers were envious of the protagonist: "If I also had such a car, it would be so handsome."
However, the protagonist's "chiluo" naked mentality soon caused many viewers to scold the protagonist for not living up to expectations.
Mikael: "I can't believe I'm sitting here."
Wang Song: "You can lower your head, I won't feel sad."
Mikael: "I've never seen you before? Are you new to this school?"
Wang Song smiled reluctantly: "No. We have been in the same school since the first grade."
Mikael: "Do we have the same class??"
Wang Song: "Yes, yes, history, Chinese, mathematics, science..."
There is zero sense of existence and the feeling of being ignored by the goddess is like a knife cutting into the heart. The audience can't help but feel uncomfortable.
But then the car's performance made the audience laugh, and suddenly a hot, suggestive and prophetic song was played. "Sex*love therapy... This feels really good..." The protagonist was so angry that he kicked him.
car radio.
Then the protagonist's diaosi personality was once again revealed, with various guilty consciences, peeking at the heroine's wheat-colored waist and big breasts from various angles, and then hiding behind the car hood and shouting that she couldn't stand it...
Later, there was another scene where a bunch of losers desperately pursue the goddess, which made the audience in the theater shake their heads and sigh: "It's hopeless. This guy, I really don't know how to become a hero in the future..."
However, this also shows that Hu Bugui's acting skills are good, and he brought the role of a diaosi to life.
The camera continues to change...
On the special plane of the Chinese head of state, "China No. 1", a small Transformer appeared. Its dynamic and dynamic ability to transform at will and steal network information also made the audience exclaim. Its sneaky movements also made it say something from time to time.
He made some funny soliloquies and his ecstatic expression when stealing information, which made the audience burst into laughter.
This Transformer doesn't make people feel scary at all, but rather cute.
Although the military cut off the military network in time, this King Kong still found the protagonist's grandfather and the "Iceman Project".
Later, this little King Kong showed an extremely flexible fighting ability, knocking out several Chinese and South China Sea bodyguards on the Huaxia No. 1, which opened the eyes of the audience.
Then the protagonist's car drove away by itself, and the protagonist chased it wildly on his bicycle. Finally, he came to an abandoned warehouse in the suburbs, and soon the protagonist was horrified to find that his car had turned into a huge mechanical monster.
The protagonist thought that he had encountered aliens invading the earth and thought that his life would be in danger today. He quickly took out his mobile phone and recorded his last wish: "If you find pornographic books and periodicals under the bed, they are not mine. I am doing it for you."
Marcy is saving, no, wait... okay, that's mine, um... Uncle Cha gave it to me, I'm sorry..."
"Pfft~~~" As soon as this line came out, several audience members who were drinking Coke spit it out.