"Then what should we do..." Taozi's face suddenly turned ashen, and her grief-stricken expression made people feel unbearable to see it.
"Unless..." Jin Xiaowei suddenly smiled with a very obscene look on her face, and whispered to Taozi: "There is another way to avoid taking the twelve-minute test."
"What can I do??" Taozi's eyes instantly burst out with bright light.
"Just tell Lao Ban..." Jin Xiaowei lowered her voice deliberately, approached Tao Zi with a mysterious look, and then whispered in her ear: "Just say... you are pregnant... you need to keep the fetus
…”
"Bah!! You're just pregnant!!" Taozi was so shocked by Jin Xiaowei's words that she almost jumped up from her chair.
The eyes of the entire class were instantly cast in the direction of the two of them.
"Ahem..." Lao Pan coughed hard twice on the podium, signaling them to turn their attention back, and then continued with a calm expression: "Every year, in order to escape the twelve minutes of running, the students can
Give full play to your imagination and make up all kinds of weird reasons. For example, my tutor once told me that according to incomplete statistics, eleven students had suffered heart attacks before the exam.
Nine students suddenly developed high blood pressure, and 16 students fell to the ground on the spot and said they had epilepsy..."
"Haha..." The students under the podium burst into laughter.
"The most important thing is..." Teacher Pan's long and slender eyes glanced meaningfully in the direction of Tao Zi and Jin Xiaowei, and then said in a deep voice: "There were twenty-six female classmates in the twelve
Minutes before running, collective pregnancy..."
"Pfft!" Dai Jiajia couldn't hold it back and fell down on the table laughing.
"So..." Teacher Pan looked at the students under the podium with a serious expression, and continued: "The purpose of what I say is that I hope that the students in our class will not use the above-mentioned unbelievable reasons this week.
Come to me to ask for leave and avoid running this exam for twelve minutes."
"Hey——!!" There were all kinds of wailing sounds under the podium.
After the class meeting, Taozi walked listlessly toward the dormitory. Jin Xiaowei hurried up from behind, patted Taozi on the shoulder with a "pop" sound.
"What??" Taozi turned around and looked at Jin Xiaowei, her voice full of powerlessness.
"Taozi, I've thought of another good way for you to avoid the exam!"
"What??"
"Go and tell Teacher Pan that you have vasculo-neural intermittent headache, vena cava occlusion, open constipation caused by varicose veins, prostatitis syndrome, severe secondary disease!!" Jin Xiaowei said a series of words in one breath, and Tao Zi felt
Stunned for a moment.
"What do you mean??" Taozi looked at her with a pair of big black and white eyes filled with question marks.
"It means you have a headache, constipation, and you are guilty!" Jin Xiaowei finally couldn't help laughing and laughed.
"..."
I never want to talk to you or Shen Mochen in this life...
Taozi turned back silently and continued walking towards the dormitory, dragging her heavy footsteps.
"Hey, Taozi, don't be like this, it's so hard for me to remember such a long disease name!" Jin Xiaowei shouted as she followed behind her.
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