Xu Zizhen didn't know what Wen Chengyan had in mind. Even if incidents of kidnapping beauties happened frequently recently, he didn't have to ask himself to accompany him, right? He could just find a few police officers to follow him?
Xu Zizhen didn't understand, so he simply didn't think about it and agreed. It was just a poetry meeting and it was time for an autumn outing.
After leaving the inner hall, he carefully slipped back to the gate of the government office. Wen Xian and Hu Qing no longer knew where they were, which made him relieved. Women are not scary. What is scary is that this woman can kill people.
It's best if you don't see her, but that butt is pretty good... As Xu Zizhen walked, he reminisced about Hu Qing's soft and fragrant body. As soon as he walked out of the gate, he almost knocked over another person.
Huh? Another romantic encounter? He was overjoyed, and just about to deliberately take advantage of the situation to lie down, but found that the person he knocked over turned out to be Uncle Gui. In his busy schedule, a carp stood up straight again, and helped the old man by the way.
Uncle Gui was old and frail, so he could not withstand Xu Zizhen's collision. If Xu Zizhen hadn't caught him so quickly, he would have been thrown backwards, but even so, he accidentally hit his waist, causing him to groan in pain:
"Ouch...you kid..."
Xu Zizhen felt guilty for a while. If he hadn't been distracted by his thoughts about girls, he wouldn't have hit the old man like this. He quickly smiled and said: "Uncle Gui, are you okay? How about I help you find a doctor?"
Uncle Gui rolled his eyes: "I am the doctor, why do I need to find someone else?"
You are just an old man doing autopsy! Xu Zizhen thought so in his heart, but did not dare to say it out loud. He had already humiliated him greatly in court today. What if he got angry at him and asked himself to take his place as a coward?
?
"I'm so sorry, I..."
Xu Zizhen was about to apologize, but Uncle Gui glared at him and said, "What? You just want to admit your mistake?"
"Ah? What do you want?" Xu Zizhen didn't expect the old man to be so direct. He was dumbfounded and wanted to extort money? But who doesn't know that I am a poor man?
Uncle Gui's eyes suddenly narrowed as he stared at him, his expression turned 180 degrees, and he chuckled: "Besides the trick you used today, do you have any other wonderful methods for autopsy?
How about teaching it to me?"
Xu Zizhen was stunned for a while, and after a long time he said: "I'll go... Uncle Gui, if you want to learn, just tell me directly? Are you trying to scare me like this?"
Uncle Gui laughed and said, "I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously!"
Xu Zizhen didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This old man looked quite scary. He didn't expect that he also had such a humorous side. He was joking... He deliberately said with a straight face: "Humph! You dare to scare me if you want to learn something? I won't teach you!"
Uncle Gui has become mature with age. How could he not see that Xu Zizhen was teasing him? He rolled his eyes and turned away slowly, hunched his back and sighed: "Oh... I don't want to force others to make things difficult, that's all. This Jiuyang
It seems that the scriptures were taken out in vain."
Nine Suns Scripture? Xu Zizhen was stunned. Is there really such a thing? Wasn't it compiled by Daxia Jin? But this thing didn't appeal to him at all. The one Rong Xi gave him looked very powerful, so he still couldn't be bothered to learn it?
"Hey! I'm not interested in martial arts secrets at all. Don't use this to fool me. It's better to get something practical than the Nine Yang Manual and the Nine Yin Manual."
Uncle Gui stood still, turned around and smiled strangely: "Did you hear clearly? This is the yang of yin and yang over time."
Ah! Xu Zizhen's eyes suddenly lit up, and the corners of his mouth gradually turned up, forming a lewd smile, and he asked in a low voice: "Could it be...that's his unique skill?"
Uncle Gui returned the same lewd smile: "Hey, that's right!"
"Damn it! Then what are you waiting for? Find a clean place quickly and I will teach you everything I know!"
"Go to my house, there is a complete map of the meridians..."
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After coming out of Uncle Gui's house, Xu Zizhen's face was flushed with pride. He originally wanted to go there to thank Xie Fuchun for caring about business, but now he couldn't care about that. He snickered all the way back and hurried back. As soon as he entered the house, he closed the door with a bang.
I opened the door, took off my shoes and went to bed to practice.
It's strange to say that he felt sleepy as soon as he read the booklet Rong Xi gave him, and couldn't even read a few words. But the font, size, and thickness of this book were almost the same, but he read it with gusto.
He was so mesmerized that the meridians seemed to attract him with an unspeakable magic power.
It is not difficult to practice this kind of kung fu. Xu Zizhen tried to breathe out according to the meridian movement chart. At first, he didn't feel anything special, but after a few rounds, he felt a faint warmth in the Dantian area of his lower abdomen.
It was extremely comfortable, which made him even more energetic. He didn't even bother to eat and kept practicing.
Unknowingly, it was getting dark. Xu Zizhen felt empty in his stomach, and he started to play the drums. Then he opened his eyes with unfulfilled thoughts. This skill is good, and it is not troublesome to practice... Yes, it also saves food.
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Just as she was thinking about it, there was a soft click on the window lattice, and Rong Xi, still dressed in black, flew in from outside. As soon as she entered the room, she found Xu Zizhen sitting cross-legged on the bed, with his hands palms facing the sky, as if he was practicing some kind of kung fu, and she couldn't help but sigh.
Stunned: "Aren't you unwilling to learn martial arts? Why are you practicing again?"
Xu Zizhen chuckled, but suddenly reacted, screaming in his heart that it was not good, and hurriedly tried to hide the book beside the bed, but Rong Xi's sharp eyes had already discovered the book first, and he swiped it away with a flick of his hand.
I took the book into my hands and took a closer look. On the title page were clearly four characters - Jiu Yang Zhen Jing!
"Ah! You..." Rong Xi's face suddenly turned red, and all the skin exposed outside the veil seemed to be dyed with a thick layer of rouge. She threw the book back to Xu Zizhen with a wave of her hand, and spat, "How can you
To learn this extremely obscene and evil Kung Fu?"
Xu Zizhen was caught red-handed by her and was immediately extremely embarrassed, but he still insisted: "Where is the obscenity? Since ancient times, the relationship between husband and wife has been the top priority in the world. I learn this... ahem, keep fit, what's wrong with that?
?”
Rong Xi took a deep breath and managed to steady her mind, but her expression gradually became solemn. She looked at Xu Zizhen quietly and said slowly: "Yesterday I taught you kung fu but you didn't learn it. I thought you had something secret that I couldn't tell you.
To me, it seems now that you are just a vulgar person who is greedy for beauty."
The more Xu Zizhen listened, the more something was wrong. Rong Xi had never spoken to him in such a tone. He quickly explained: "No, I..."
But Rong Xi's face had completely turned cold, her eyes seemed as if she had never known Xu Zizhen before, and she said calmly: "I still misjudged you after all."
Xu Zizhen was so anxious that he didn't care about the defense between men and women. He grabbed Rong Xi's hand and said loudly: "Hey, it's not what you think. I..."
Before she finished speaking, Rong Xi suddenly flicked her wrist. Xu Zizhen felt a strong force coming from his hand and involuntarily let go of her. Just when he opened his mouth to say something, he found that Rong Xi had already flown out of the window.
Go, and by the time he jumped out of bed and rushed to the window, the lady was already gone.
"I..." Xu Zizhen stood speechless by the window, his mind going blank.