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Chapter 422: How to Wipe Your Butt

The eldest girl sat on the wall and laughed so hard that her branches trembled: "Giggle... now do you know how handsome you are?"

Xu Zizhen found that this girl was really pretty. Her eyes were big, but her smile turned into two crescents. When she sat on the wall, her long legs were swinging by the wall, and the thin trousers cut her legs

The curves are outlined without reservation.

"Beauty, what is your name?"

"Xiao Nongyu."

"Wow! What a name!" Xu Zizhen felt a little evil in his heart and asked Yu to play "Xiao"? Hehe, I like it.

It seems that Xiao Nongyu was sent by Yelu Dashi to secretly protect him, and he definitely did not escape. Thinking of this sworn brother who was almost chosen, Xu Zizhen was still very moved. Previously, there was Yelu Fu, a great master, and now he is replaced by Yelu Fu.

Such a charming and charming girl.

Tsk...could it be that my big goth gave this to me?

Xu Zizhen suddenly remembered a character and couldn't help but ask: "Xiao Nongyu? Are you Xiao Ta's sister who doesn't smoke?"

Xiao Nongyu said in surprise: "Huh? Do you know my sister-in-law?"

"Ah? She is your sister-in-law?" Xu Zizhen was surprised. Xiao Ta Buyan was the founding queen of Xiliao, that is, Yelu Dashi's wife. She is Xiao Nongyu's sister-in-law. Doesn't that mean...

Xiao Nongyu said: "Yes, she is my brother's wife, isn't she my sister-in-law?"

Xu Zizhen asked curiously: "Then why is your surname Xiao?"

Xiao Nongyu glanced at him strangely: "I take my mother's surname. This is normal." At this point, she glanced away and smiled, "Someone is coming. I'll leave first. Don't worry, my brother

Let me protect you secretly, and I won't let anything happen to you." As soon as she finished speaking, she disappeared from the wall.

"Uh..." Xu Zizhen didn't know what to say. He never thought that Yelu Dashi would send his sister to protect him secretly. You must know that Yelu Dashi was the founding monarch of Xiliao Kingdom, and his sister would be Xiliao from now on.

The eldest princess, golden branches and jade leaves!

Damn, I'm quite proud of myself this time.

The courtyard door was suddenly kicked open with a bang, and Yan Zhao rushed in with an anxious face. At a glance, he saw Xu Zizhen standing in a daze in the courtyard. There were people lying on the ground beside him. There was also a man with a hole on his forehead.

It's a hole, and it looks like it's been dead for a while.

This time it was Yan Zhao's turn to be in a daze: "Are you...are you okay?"

Xu Zizhen came back to his senses and smiled: "What can happen to me? Even a few hundred dollars for this kind of thing won't be enough for me to beat."

"That's good, that's good, damn, I'm scared to death." Yan Zhao rested his hands on his knees and gasped. His eyes once again glanced at the hole in the forehead. After taking a closer look, he suddenly realized, "So it's this kid?"

"Brother Xu!" There was a call from outside the door again. It was Gu Zhongchen, Qian Tongzhi and Yi Zhixiu'er who had arrived. They didn't have the skills and physique of Yan Zhao. They all ran away with their faces turning pale and out of breath. But it was strange.

It's Xiu'er who is still normal and has no abnormality at all.

Xu Zizhen patted himself before them, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I'm fine. In fact, I saw this was a conspiracy early on, and I only came here to eliminate the roots of the scheme."

Xiao Nongyu, who was in the dark in the distance, couldn't help but curl her lips. This person is so shameless and will always resort to tricks. If I hadn't taken action, you would have been burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

Gu Zhongchen looked at the burning house in front of him, then looked at the group of people on the ground, pointed at Qin Song's body and said angrily: "That's unreasonable! This is a deliberate act to kill people. Even if this thief doesn't die, he will not be able to escape our Song Dynasty law."

Punishment!"

Yan Zhao patted his chest with lingering fear and said, "Damn, I was scared to death... She was scared to death. Fortunately, Xiao Xu, you are good at martial arts."

Xu Zizhen said: "Hey, he is just a good helper for crops."

"What's the meaning?"

"It's just a piece of shit."

Just then, a gnashing voice came from behind: "Xu! Zi! Zhen!"

Xu Zizhen was startled when he saw Yi Zhi pulling Yanzhao Qian Tongzhi away and walking over, looking at him angrily. Xu Zizhen suddenly remembered what Yi Zhi had said to him not long ago, and couldn't help but feel a little guilty and laughed dryly.

A voice said: "Beauty, do you... have any orders?"

Yi Zhi only felt that he was going crazy, and he didn't know how this man's brain grew. He had just told him to keep a low profile and be careful and not be reckless, but he had forgotten it in the blink of an eye.

"How can a little girl, He De, dare to give orders to you, Mr. Xu? Since you are so capable, I don't have to follow you anymore. What does your life and death have to do with me?"

Xu Zizhen lowered his head like a naughty child who had done something wrong. Yes, he was taking care of him again and again, and as a girl from the Song Dynasty, he followed him out to drink late at night. Wasn't it just to watch over him and prevent him from being reckless?

But he was on his own good side. In order to fight against injustice, he almost made himself into a roast pig. What would Zhao Gou do if something happened? What would Zhao Gou do? What would the Song Dynasty do? Could it be that it had returned to history?

He scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "Um...Don't be angry, Master Yi Zhi. I'm just too irritable. I will definitely change it in the future, I will definitely change it!"

Yi Zhi pointed to Qin Song's body and said: "Although Qin Song is just a merchant, he has Li Bangyan behind him. Originally, no one in the court had figured out your relationship with the Jin people, and no one came to touch you in a short period of time, but

By doing this, you are forcing the Qin family and Li Bangyan to seek revenge. Is this how you repay King Kang and King Kaiping for their cultivation and love for you?"

As soon as Xu Zizhen heard these words, he understood a key point, that is, Yi Zhi was from Qi Ye and Yong Ye, and had nothing to do with King Yun Zhao Kai. Now he felt at ease, and looked at Yi Zhi with a more cordial look.

Xu Zizhen has many tricks to deal with women. He said with a cheeky smile: "Just scold Yi Zhiji, if you scold me until you run out of energy... No, it's just to calm down, or you can just punch me and kick me a few times.

, I will never resist."

"You!" Yi Zhi felt her breath blocking her chest. Xu Zizhen's words didn't seem like an apology. Instead, they seemed like sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. She took a deep breath and finally regained her composure, then let out a deep groan.

He said, "Now that something bad has happened, what will happen if I beat you to death? Xiu'er, let's go."

When Xu Zizhen saw her turning around and leaving, he was startled and shouted: "Hey, you don't want to give me any advice? How should I wipe my ass next?"

Yi Zhi blushed and turned to glare at him: "Vulgar! I don't know how King Kang and King Kaiping can think so highly of you!"

Xu Zizhen wanted to say something more, but Yi Zhi and Xiu'er had already walked away and disappeared soon.

"Damn it, this girl just leaves as she says, she has no sense of responsibility at all."

Qian Tongzhi chuckled and said, "Just be satisfied. Layman Yi Zhi has never spoken more than three sentences to any man."

Xu Zizhen wondered: "So awesome? Why does she?"

Gu Zhongchen also interrupted: "She is the most amazing woman in the Song Dynasty."

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