Xu Zizhen walked over quickly and said with a smile: "Hey, who is so shameless that even His Highness the Crown Prince is waiting at the door?"
Zhao Huan smiled and said nothing. Yan Zhao behind him hummed: "Who else is bigger than me besides you?"
Xu Zizhen was stunned. He didn't expect that Zhao Huan was making such a big fight because he was waiting for him. This made him a little unbearable, so he quickly stepped forward to apologize: "I don't think I should, I don't think I, Xu, am just a white man.
How dare you bother His Highness the Prince and your lords to wait like this? It is a capital crime!"
He said he didn't dare to take it seriously, but his face was not even a little bit embarrassed. Instead, he looked a little proud.
Do I have a lot of face? Do I have a high status? Do my ancient texts sound sour?
After entering the restaurant and sitting down, Xu Zizhen realized that he was really the last one to arrive. Everyone had arrived earlier than him. Zhao Huan had already said that there was no one big or small in the city today, so he didn't even miss a lot of women and sat down.
At two tables, even Gillian, the princess of the Kingdom of Jin, was mixed in with the crowd, chatting happily with Hu Qing and Su San.
Xu Zizhen, Zhao Huan and Zhang Xiaochun sat at the main table in the middle. Zhao Huan even pulled him to sit at the top of the table without any explanation. Before Xu Zizhen could recover, Zhao Huan stood up with a glass of wine and said: "Last night's great victory, all the best.
The Jin Destroyers have an army of 30,000, who should be the first to win this battle?"
There was a loud response from below: "Xu Zizhen!"
Zhao Huan said: "Then the first glass of wine today should be served to Zizhen first?"
Then he said: "Should!"
I don't know who suddenly said: "You should respect him until he gets under the table!"
"Hahaha……"
Everyone burst into laughter, and Zhao Huan also laughed. He personally brought the wine to Xu Zizhen and said, "Zizhen, this is the first glass of celebration wine today. It's unreasonable for you not to drink it."
Xu Zizhen took the wine dumbfounded and said: "Where are all this? The army that has not drunk yet is still stationed outside the city. Isn't it too early to have a celebratory drink?"
Zhao Huan was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Looking at your tone, are you planning to kill all those 70,000 people?"
Xu Zizhen said: "Let's talk about the immortality. At least we have to beat the sticky ones away, right?"
There was a sudden silence below. Zhao Huan, Zhang Xiaochun and all the officials in Taiyuan looked at each other in astonishment. Zhao Huan was the first to react and asked tentatively: "Zizhen, do you... have any clever ideas?"
Xu Zizhen looked at everyone in the hall and said with a smile: "Since I said it was a fight, there is only one word - fight!"
Almost everyone present could not believe their ears. Xu Zizhen was drunk before he even drank. The Jin Bing Left Army still had 70,000 troops. With the more than 10,000 soldiers in Taiyuan City, even if the Shenji Battalion and that group were included,
The heroes of the Thousands of Double Spears Stronghold can only hold on to the city gate without losing it, but how can it be so easy to defeat them?
Among these people, only Gao Pujun remained calm, because she roughly knew Xu Zizhen's plan, and she had expressed the same surprise as the others when she heard it for the first time.
Xu Zizhen was very satisfied with everyone's reaction and said with a smile: "What's the matter? You don't believe it, right? OK, then I will prove it to you." Then he said to Daye, "Bring all the generals who were captured last night."
Daye left in response, and soon came back, followed by a group of golden generals, all of whom took off their helmets and disarmed themselves in a state of embarrassment. The leader was none other than the former chief general of the Jin army, Apu.
The prisoners lined up in a row, Xu Zizhen walked over with a smile while holding a wine glass, and looked at each one. Apun stared at them and shouted angrily: "You treacherous little thief, kill him if you want. If the master frowns, he is a Jurchen son in vain."
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Xu Zizhen sneered and said, "You've already been skewered into crabs and yet you're still so arrogant." After speaking, he pointed at one of the golden generals and said, "You, come out."
As soon as Daye stretched out his hand and lifted the golden general out, Xu Zizhen turned around and waved, calling the restaurant owner over: "Borrow me a toilet."
The shopkeeper was suddenly startled, thinking he heard wrongly: "Wha...what?"
"A toilet is a commode. It should have this thing, right?"
"Ah? Oh, yes, yes!"
The shopkeeper went downstairs in person and quickly came back upstairs with a toilet. He stood there with an awkward expression and didn't know what to do next.
Everyone present looked strange, wondering what kind of medicine Xu Zizhen was selling in his gourd.
Xu Zizhen pinched his nose and took a look. The toilet must have been old, and a lot of the red paint on the surface had fallen off, making it look mottled and dirty. He nodded with satisfaction and pouted at the golden general: "Hold it to him.
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The shopkeeper's Yiyan stuffed it into his hand. The golden general was so angry that he wanted to throw it at Xu Zizhen. Xu Zizhen said leisurely: "If you dare to throw it away, I will strip you naked and parade you through the streets."
Na Jin froze and stopped, then glared at Xu Zizhen angrily, his eyes so fierce that they almost wanted to bite people, but he still held the smelly toilet obediently in his hand.
Xu Zizhen nodded with satisfaction and said to the golden general: "Bring this thing to Nianmeihe for me, by the way."
The Jin general suppressed his anger and said, "What are you talking about?"
Xu Zizhen picked up the wine glass and drank it down in one gulp, grinning and saying: "Just say... I'm waiting for him in Taiyuan City. If you are a man, come and fight to the death. If you don't dare to come, it's okay, but don't stand here from now on.
When you pee, use this thing." He pointed at the toilet and then said, "Understood? If you understand, just go and give me a message."
The gold generals, including Apu, were stunned and quickly understood. They all flushed with anger and struggled to rush over to fight Xu Zizhen, while the people in the Song Dynasty who filled the building almost died from laughter.
If you pee in the toilet, doesn't it mean that if you don't drink and don't dare to challenge, you will become a pussy?
With a harmless smile on his face, Xu Zizhen said to the golden general: "You, go back and deliver a message to me. As for the others... Daye!"
Ohno took a step forward: "Master."
Xu Zizhen smiled and waved his hand: "Take off all the others and take them for a walk around the city three times."
The faces of those golden generals suddenly turned pale, and Apunong even yelled: "Xu Zizhen, how dare you!"
Xu Zizhen turned around and sat down at the table, ignoring them. Daye and a group of Song soldiers took the golden generals out. After a while, everyone in the meeting could faintly hear the furious roars of Apu and the golden generals.
Zhao Huan laughed a little awkwardly and asked: "Brother Xian, what are you playing at?"
Xu Zizhen looked back at him and said with a half-smile: "I just want everyone to see that the naked buttocks of the Jin people are just that. They are no more than us Song people. There is nothing to be afraid of."
Zhao Huan was silent, but everyone present cheered in unison.
Xu Zizhen's move was too vulgar, but it was very useful. At least from now on, the people of Taiyuan would not change their color after hearing the word "gold" as before when they saw the golden man.