Chapter 644: The princess can run horses on her chest
Today's Xu family is very lively again. In addition to the large group of people in Xu Zizhen's family, today there are also three old men including Master Yong. Xu Zizhen and Master Yong are going back and forth, drinking each other's drinks, and Mou Xianting interrupts from time to time.
With one kick, Yelufu remained calm, but he poured the wine and drank it all.
So everyone was very happy, happy for Xu Zizhen's perfect performance in the academy. Only Gillian was a little depressed and not very interested. She didn't even use her chopsticks when her favorite delicacies were placed in front of her.
Kou Qiaoyi was the most attentive person and quickly discovered this scene. He touched Xu Zizhen without any trace and nudged Gillian's direction with his mouth.
Xu Zizhen was stunned for a moment. When he saw Gillian's expression, he felt a little unbearable. He walked over with the wine glass in hand. Su San, who was sitting next to Gillian, immediately got up and changed his position. Xu Zizhen sat down and sighed softly:
"Little fat girl, it's hard for you today."
Gillian, for the rare occasion, did not tell him about the word "chubby girl". Instead, she curled her lips and said, "What's wrong with me? Don't pretend to know everything."
Xu Zizhen laughed dryly: "Aren't you unhappy that I ran against Wan Yanchang today?"
"It's your business to run against him, what does it have to do with me?"
"Then why are you angry when you tell me? Which bastard teased you?"
"Bah! A dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth!" Gillian finally raised her head and glared at him, but then lowered her head again, "I'm not angry, I'm just a little worried."
Xu Zizhen finally understood: "Are you worried that those in the college will ignore you after knowing your identity?"
Gillian stopped saying anything and acquiesced.
Xu Zizhen comforted him: "Don't worry, you didn't lead any troops to invade our Song Dynasty. What they should hate are people like Yi Li Bu Stick and No Drink. It has nothing to do with you. There are all knowledgeable people in the academy, and no one will take it for granted."
The guilt is yours."
Gillian shook her head and said: "But if I am determined to stay in the Song Dynasty, my imperial brother will blame me. In the end, one party will hate me, or both parties will hate me."
When she said this, her eyes were red, as if she might cry at any time. Xu Zizhen was not afraid of heaven and earth, but was afraid of the little girl crying, so he quickly comforted her: "No, never, Wu Qimai is your brother.
How can I hate you? It’s even more impossible in the academy. You are so beautiful and cute, and those male animals look at you with red hearts in their eyes, how can they be willing to hate you? "
Gillian burst into tears and laughed, then she deliberately put on a straight face, raised her little fist and said, "Do you think I'm such an easy kid to deceive when I'm three years old? I haven't even settled the score with you yet. I screamed in front of so many people today.
The most beautiful woman in my college, what do you mean?"
Xu Zizhen pretended to be stupid: "I only called mine, who asked you to stand up? This can only mean that you are thicker-skinned than others, and it has nothing to do with me."
Gillian immediately jumped up, gritted her teeth and rushed towards Xu Zizhen: "I...I will fight with you! In order to cooperate with you, my aunt even slapped Yan Chang's face without caring about her family members. It doesn't matter if you don't admit it, but you still run against her.
Me, I’ll scratch you to death!”
Xu Zizhen was so frightened that he turned around and ran away, shouting as he ran: "You little chubby girl, why don't you just imitate little Su San? You are so young and you dare to be an aunt... Ouch, are you serious? Help!"
Everyone in the hall was made to laugh by the two of them. In the end, Mo Lier stepped forward and pulled Gillian away, holding back her laughter and comforting her in a low voice. Only then did she stop her hand, but still
He stared at Xu Zizhen with his big eyes, as if he wanted to bite him a few times.
Xu Zizhen fled to the other side, looked at the two scratches on the back of his left hand, and said angrily: "Are you a cat? You are so good at scratching people. If you are so brave, you are not afraid of not being able to get married in the future."
Gillian was immediately furious: "It has nothing to do with you whether I can get married. Anyway, I can't go back now. People in Song Dynasty don't like me. You care whether I live or die!"
After she finished speaking, she threw Mo Li'er's hand and turned around to leave. Hu Sanniang quickly grabbed her with quick eyes and hands, turned around and glared at Xu Zizhen and said: "Gillian helped you so much today. It's fine if you don't thank her. How can you still treat her like this?"
If she is so angry, is she as big a brother as you?"
As soon as Xu Zizhen said the words, he knew that he had said the wrong thing. Gillian was still sulking about this matter just now, and he couldn't help himself. He hit himself in the mouth with his hand, went over to apologize and said with a smile: "Ah
Jiao, you have a lot of money, so you won't be so stingy."
Hu Sanniang let go of Gillian, winked at Xu Zizhen, and walked away. She had confidence in Xu Zizhen. This guy was good at drinking, fighting, and coaxing girls. There was no one in Liangshan who was better than him.
Gillian was stopped at the door and couldn't get out. She turned her head bitterly and ignored him angrily.
Xu Zizhen walked to Gillian's side with a smile and said, "Don't be angry, people make mistakes and horses make mistakes. Who can speak without making a slip of the tongue?"
The corner of Gillian's mouth twitched, but she still resisted saying anything. What does it mean to make a mistake? You deliberately made me laugh. My aunt just didn't laugh. I was angry!
Xu Zizhen was not discouraged. He put a hand on her shoulder unconsciously and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, the prime minister's belly can hold a boat, and the princess' chest can run a horse. You... hiss!"
Before she finished speaking, Gillian finally couldn't help it anymore, raised her foot and stepped hard on Xu Zizhen's instep, and said angrily: "Only you can run a horse, and your whole family can run a horse! Open your dog eyes so that my aunt can see clearly!"
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Xu Zizhen's voice just now was very low, and no one heard what he said, but then Gillian suddenly raised her voice and said such an inexplicable word, which immediately attracted everyone to look over. As soon as Gillian's words came out, she realized that she had been hit again.
She was so angry and shy that she stamped her feet and was about to escape, but was pulled back by Xu Zizhen.
"Let me go!"
Gillian threw it hard several times and couldn't get it open. Just when she was about to bite her, she heard Xu Zizhen shouting: "Bao'er, go get the thing I newly developed to deal with Wanyan Ji and his son, and give it to us."
Take a look at the lovely Princess Gillian."
As soon as she heard the words Wan Yan Ji, Gillian stopped immediately. She hesitated for a moment but couldn't help but asked, "What did you make again?"
Xu Zizhen looked mysterious: "You'll find out later."
Bao'er responded and trotted out of the door. Soon he came back into the house with a bundle of things. Gillian was disappointed when she saw it: "I don't think it's a rare thing. Isn't it just fireworks?"
She read it right. It was indeed just an ordinary firework. It was made of many layers of yellow paper rolled into a thick cylinder, with a gunpowder bomb stuffed in the middle. There was a bamboo stick at the bottom. When setting off, just insert the bamboo stick into the ground to ignite the fuse.
Just ask.
Xu Zizhen shook his head and said: "No, no, no, now it's fireworks, but then I will change it and replace the bamboo sticks with bamboo sticks, and put them on top, so it will be a human-shaped rocket."
Gillian said blankly: "What is a humanoid rocket?"
Xu Zizhen suddenly smiled obscenely: "Hey, when I catch Wanyan Ji and his little turtle son, I will insert this thing into their anus, and then light the fuse, and they will fly up to the sky with a whoosh."
Gillian nodded as if understanding, and then asked: "But what's the matter with Juhua?"