Wu Shubei became nervous again and wanted to immediately gather the defenders to protect the city, but Zhao Gou hadn't spoken yet. He didn't dare to make the decision without permission. Xu Zizhen, the bastard, didn't make a clear statement. Wouldn't this be anxious to death?
Here, the female relatives started chattering again, and a few big-bellied ladies returned to their gossipy nature just after vomiting, discussing whether Wu Shu's attack on the city was real or fake.
Zhao Gou looked at Jin Bing outside the city with an indifferent expression. He was worthy of being the future emperor. His character alone was worthy of praise. However, Yan Zhao was a little anxious. He secretly pulled Xu Zizhen and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Xu
, how many men have you deployed, are they enough? The Jin people have an army of one hundred thousand."
Xu Zizhen glanced at him: "What kind of manpower? Where can I deploy manpower if I have no authority or position?"
Yan Zhao was stunned, and took another look at Xu Zizhen's expression. It really didn't look like he was lying, but if he hadn't deployed his men, how could he be so calm in the face of so many golden soldiers?
Xu Zizhen patted him on the shoulder, suddenly changed the subject, and winked: "Hey, Lao Yan, have you taken down Xiu'er?"
Yan Zhao's dark face suddenly turned red, and the dignified eight-foot-tall man started to squirm like a little daughter-in-law. He lowered his head and said, "I...she..."
Xu Zizhen said contemptuously: "Look at your character, you are just a girl. How long have you been ashamed like this? How long have you been doing this? I am already the father of several children, and you still haven't done anything. What a shame to us men."
Shameful."
Yan Zhao couldn't hold his head up even more after what he said, and said: "I... I don't have as much playfulness as you. What... is there anything to be ashamed of?"
Seeing his look, Xu Zizhen felt really aggrieved and pitiful, but he couldn't help but laugh. Yan Zhao raised his head and glared at him, his eyes full of resentment.
"Okay, I stopped laughing... Phew... ok, I really stopped laughing." Xu Zizhen took a few deep breaths, barely suppressed his smile, and said seriously, "Brothers, today I will teach you how to pick up girls.
, how about it, do you want to hear it?"
"Think!" Yan Zhao agreed without even thinking about it. Next to him, Zhao Gou and Wu Shoubei couldn't help but cast strange looks at them. The army outside the city was pressing on the border. How generous these two people were, and they actually said this at the same time.
Can we still talk about girls?
Xu Zizhen ignored the looks of others, put his arms around Yan Zhao's neck and said, "I'm telling you, women are the weirdest creatures in the world. If you coax her to obey her and pamper her, she will probably not bother to care about you."
Yan Zhao widened his eyes and nodded repeatedly. Xu Zizhen was right. He has always been very attentive to Xiu'er. He would flatter her whenever he had free time. From time to time, he would do something delicious, fun or beautiful.
He bought it as a gift for her, but Xiu'er was very indifferent to him, and even treated him worse than those who had nothing to do with him, which puzzled him.
Xu Zizhen continued proudly: "So, women are born in the year of donkey. You have to bring a whip with you. If you don't obey, you will be whipped. She will definitely rush to stick to you..."
As soon as he said this, he heard a cough from the side, and when he turned his head, he saw Gao Pujun's unkind eyes.
Xu Zizhen hurriedly added: "Of course, there are a few high-level and high-quality beauties, such as my wife, but what I just said is absolutely right. They are inseparable."
This flattery made Gao Pujun get goosebumps all over his body. He shuddered and walked away for a few steps, but he no longer pursued Xu Zizhen's remarks just now.
Yan Zhao lowered his head again and remained dejected without saying a word. It's easy to say that Xiu'er is extremely skilled and I am no match for her. With a whip? It doesn't matter who will whip whom.
Suddenly, a student from the Department of Science and Engineering ran up to Xu Zizhen and said, "Sir, all the students from the Martial Arts Academy are here."
Xu Zizhen waved his hand without looking back: "Let them wait below the city."
"yes!"
The student ran down again. Yan Zhao suddenly remembered that there was a Jin Army under his nose. He quickly glanced outside the city and saw that the Jin Army's formation had been assembled and was about to charge. He said anxiously: "This
Let’s talk about it later, Xiao Xu, look at it.”
Xu Zizhen didn't even raise his eyelids and said indifferently: "Don't worry, it's okay... I tell you, it's actually quite easy to deal with women, especially a tough girl like Xiu'er. You have to be tougher than her to deal with her, and she won't agree with you.
Go up and hug her."
"Hug...hug her?" Yan Zhao was startled and forgot about Jin Bing again.
Xu Zizhen was serious, but there was a look of vulgarity in his eyes: "Yes, not only do you hug her, you also have to kiss her. The more she resists, the harder and more accurately you will kiss her."
Yan Zhao was stunned. Xu Zizhen's remarks were something he had never heard of in his life.
"Forced kissing is the best way to capture a woman. No matter how strong a girl she is, if the forced kissing doesn't work, then rape her. No matter what, drag her to a place where no one is around and have sex with her. I guarantee you will be with her from now on.
You...huh? What's the sound?"
Xu Zizhen turned his head and saw that Xiu'er's face was red with anger, her back molars were clenching, and she was glaring at him fiercely. No matter how shameless Xu Zizhen was, he couldn't help but blush, but he reacted very quickly and pointed at him.
Someone outside the city shouted: "Why did the golden dog stop again?"
Everyone's eyes turned again, and Xiu'er also subconsciously followed his finger.
Sure enough, after the Jin's front army was assembled, they stopped moving. They just lined up like this. It seemed that the distance was just outside the attack range of the super fireball.
Xu Zizhen touched his chin and pretended to be serious: "If he doesn't hit me, it's impossible to accompany him here to have fun. I have to think of a way to tease him over... Well, I have it!"
Zhao Gou was nervous and asked quickly: "Zizhen, what's your clever plan?"
Xu Zizhen chuckled: "It's not that clever, it's still the same old routine. I'll lure him over."
Zhao Gou was startled: "No."
Gao Pujun was even more furious: "Are you going to be so reckless again? That's an army of 100,000 people, how can you be allowed to show off your majesty?"
"Don't worry, I'm good and I won't go alone." Xu Zizhen pointed to the bottom of the city, "There are eight hundred child soldiers below, I'm very safe."
After Xu Zizhen finished speaking, his expression suddenly became solemn, and he knelt on one knee and said to Zhao Gou: "Xu Zizhen asks for a fight, and I hope the seventh master will succeed!"
"You..." Zhao Gou pointed at him and was completely speechless. Gao Pujun was right, that was an army of one hundred thousand, it was no joke. Even if Xu Zizhen brought eight hundred military students with him, what would be the use? But
Xu Zizhen never fought an uncertain battle, and he won more with less than once or twice.
After only this hesitation, Xu Zizhen stood up and said with a smile: "If you don't say anything, I will take it as your acquiescence, and I will go." He patted Yan Zhao and said, "Old Yan, I'm a little scared.
, How about you accompany me to strengthen your courage?"
Yan Zhao was stunned, but saw Xu Zizhen secretly winking at him. He immediately understood and nodded immediately: "Good brother, of course I have to accompany you!" After saying that, he knelt down on one knee and said, "Your Highness, Yan Zhao invites you to fight!"
Zhao Gou was speechless and had no choice but to wave his hands and let them go. Xu Zizhen and Yan Zhao immediately slipped down the city as if they were fleeing.
Xiu'er suddenly woke up, but the city gate had been opened, and Xu Zizhen had already rushed out with 800 martial arts students.