Chen Chao raised his head and glanced at the woman in Tantai Qingyu who hated him so much that she had eaten him till no hair or bone was left. He smiled and said: "Senior sister, this is too cruel. I can say something."
If you accept it.”
Tantai Qingyu said: "I have always been so cruel to men." As soon as she finished speaking, she rushed over like a tank with full power. Her momentum and aura had reached the boiling point of boiling water.
Chen Chao's face felt a little sore. It could be seen that this senior sister was going to kill him. She was so depressed and entangled that she wanted to hit the wall and kill herself. It turned out that even those with good martial arts were in big trouble. Seeing the menacing Tantai herring coming, Chen Chao took the method
The method that Mao Zedong used to fight the Japanese army was to fight guerrilla warfare. Chen Chao's body flashed in every corner of the toilet like a ghost. If someone was holding a camera and thinking about it, they would be extremely surprised. This is basically a
Lingbo Weibu. Tantai Qingyu took an offensive stance to attack Chen Chao. She thought that Chen Chao's defense ability should not be that strong. In fact, his defense ability was not strong. But his ability to dodge was too strong.
Tantai Qingyu almost killed Chen Chao several times, but always missed the mark. This made Tantai Qingyu fall into a terrible and violent state.
Chen Chao looked at her with extremely hollow eyes, as if she were a statue that could not move, and secretly screamed in disgust;
Senior sister is really going into a state of rage.
This kind of berserk state is compared to the character playing the game who releases the ultimate move.
Chen Chao was facing a senior sister who was about to go berserk, so he thought it would be better to fly away.
Chen Chao gritted his teeth and shouted loudly, then turned around and punched Tantai Qingyu.
The meaning of this punch is not to force Tantai Herring back.
But Chen Chao can use his own despicable moves.
After looking at Tantai Herring and punching him, Chen Chao's right hand was like a stroke of magic and the finishing touch, or an antelope with its horns attacking Tantai Herring's lower three lanes.
Tantai Qingyu's face was already shaking with anger.
Then Tantai Qingyu discovered an urge that made her yell.
In an instant, Chen Chao spun like a gyroscope behind Tantai Qingyu.
Tantai Qingyu looked down and saw that Chen Chao had unknowingly peeled off her sweatpants.
She had no consciousness at all.
"Chen Chao, I will kill you." Tantai Qingyu's voice sounded like a magnitude 8 earthquake.
Chen Chao had already slipped away while she was picking up her pants, and her voice rang in his ears.
"It seems that women are really untouchable." Chen Chao was startled. This was his first thought after returning home.
After returning home, Chen Chao once again assumed the role of the family man and went to the kitchen to make breakfast for his aunt.
At 7 o'clock, Chen Chao opened the door of his aunt's room and asked her to get up for breakfast.
My aunt did not imitate Chen Chao's habit of being naked. On the one hand, this was to prevent Chen Chao from coming up to him when he came in in the morning and a bully forcing his bow on her.
Chen Chao slowly walked to his aunt's bedside and sat down. His aunt was as innocent and cute as a baby when sleeping.
Chen Chao's thoughts are very simple and pure. He would be a bastard if he doesn't take advantage. Naturally, he doesn't want to be a bastard.
It is somewhat scary for a sleeping person to suddenly open his eyes. Chen Chao was no exception. He immediately stood up and made an experienced gesture, saying: "Chief, I'm here to wake you up for breakfast."
Lin Nichang was considered a very smart woman. She did not point out the despicable and shameless thing that Chen Chao was about to do just now, and said: "You go out first and I will change clothes."
Chen Chao had a manly demeanor, bent down and said, "Auntie, if you don't mind, I can help you change your clothes."
Lin Nichang could tell with her toes that this girl was getting ready to take advantage of her. She probably watched the island country movie last night to satisfy her physical urges, so she looked at him with a very pitiful look.
Chen Chao felt that his aunt's eyes were full of sympathy and love, and he was very moved and said, "Did aunt see me in a dream? Then she suddenly woke up."
Lin Nichang shook her head, which was a huge blow to Chen Chao Birdman's wounded heart. She didn't mind adding another blow and said, "Do you think it's possible? When you walked in, I wanted to test whether you were just calling me.
Who knew you would actually try to molest me?" He looked very scared.
Chen Chao gave a thumbs up, but he didn't expect that his behavior would be revealed by his aunt: "Auntie, I thought I was unknowing, but now I'm just a little bird compared to you."
Lin Nichang accepted the flattery and said, "That's what you think. I am several years older than you. I know everything you want."
Chen Chao said with a dry smile: "Okay, I can't tell you. I'll go out and wait for you."
After Lin Nichang got out of bed, she locked the door in fear that Chen Chao would suddenly break in. Then she changed her clothes, quickly washed up and came out. Chen Chao had already put the prepared soy milk on the table.
As for Chen Chao, Birdman stood there with a happy smile on his face: "Auntie, my queen, I have prepared breakfast. Please take a seat."
Lin Nichang still showed some appreciation for Chen Chao's hard work, but her tone was still calm and she said: "Okay. Thank you."
After receiving a thank you from his aunt, Chen Chao seemed to feel that this was superficial, and said to her: "How about you give me a kiss? I haven't washed my face for three nights, but I don't know how much it would cost to be kissed by the most beautiful goddess in Haiping City.
A man’s dream.”
Lin Nichang glared at Chen Chao fiercely and said with full warning: "Boy, are you looking for death?"
Chen Chao lowered his head and admitted his mistake and said: "I was wrong, I was wrong. I shut up."
Lin Nichang was satisfied with Chen Chao's cooperative attitude and slowly started to eat breakfast. After eating breakfast, Lin Nichang went to work. Chen Chao originally wanted to send his aunt to work, but her aunt said that you should still mop the floor at home.
Then go to class.
Chen Chao turned off the computer and started cleaning the house with a mop.
After all the housework at home last night, Chen Chao wondered whether he should go to school. After thinking about it, he decided to go to school.
After all, the midterm exams are coming up in a few days, so I’d better chat more with my classmates.
From this aspect, Chen Chao is such a good classmate who enjoys class.
Chen Chao's grades are neither the best nor the worst in the class. In one word, they are average. If he is not high, he will not be low.
However, since he got the magic white jade ring, Chen Chao's brain and memory have improved like a rocket.
But he pretended to hide his strength, why? Because he wanted to use his final exam results to really shock his teachers and classmates.
Chen Chao smiled brightly when he thought of this very interesting and pretentious scene.
"Is there something that keeps you laughing in class?" After class, "buddy" Ning Xiaoran sat directly next to Chen Chao and asked with a serious face. She has been looking at Chen Chao with a strange look.
Looking at this guy, she had always thought that Chen Chao was just an ordinary person like her, but after that night, when Chen Chao's elegant and violent aesthetics showed up in front of her eyes in a stunning manner, she was completely shocked.
From that night on, she had doubts about Chen Chao.
"How do you know I've been snickering in class?" Chen Chao turned to Ning Xiaoran and smiled. It turned out that this woman had been staring at him in class.
"I just know, come out with me." Ning Xiaoran's face turned red and she spoke to Chen Chaodao in a commanding tone.
Chen Chao followed Ning Xiaoran in a hurry. He was thinking that this Xiaoran was going to give him some special surprise, right?
This is what Chen Chao Birdman was thinking. After watching his performance that night, Ning Xiaoran felt that he wanted to have a good talk and then commit himself to her?
A charming picture immediately appeared in his mind.
The two came to the football field. Ning Xiaoran turned to look at Chen Chao, his two flexible eyes staring at Chen Chao. Chen Chao was a little uneasy now. There should be nothing special about his face.
Well, let's break the silence first: "Xiaoran, what's wrong?"
Ning Xiaoran said with a somewhat hurt mentality: "You are not interesting enough."
Chen Chao was completely confused. What does this mean? He asked curiously: "Sister Xiaoran, what's wrong? We need to talk carefully."
Ning Xiaoran waited for Chen Chaodao: "As friends, we have known each other for more than ten years. How have we been on good terms from kindergarten to university?"
Chen Chao spent three seconds recalling it, and then said sternly: "It couldn't be better. I remember a fat man bullied you in kindergarten, and you cried at the time. I stepped forward and beat the fat man without saying a word.
Later, you always played my wife every time we had wine at home."
Ning Xiaoran stared, but she was sweet in her heart, and said in a fierce tone: "Who asked you to say this? I mean it's so powerful, just like Bruce Lee, why didn't you tell me? As a friend, don't you think it's too much?
?”
Chen Chao finally understood Xiao Ran’s intention in coming to him. He still said calmly: "Sister, it’s not true. I want a hero to save the beauty, which will be more shocking. Then you will agree with me."
.What do you think?" As he said that, the guy immediately held the girl's soft and boneless hands.
Ning Xiaoran hurriedly took her hands out of Chen Chao's clutches and snorted: "Bullshit, you think I'm stupid, you must be lying to me. Humph. I won't help you with your homework in the future."
It’s time to do your homework, you can figure it out yourself.”
"Auntie, I was wrong." Chen Chao immediately stood in front of Ning Xiaoran, looking like he was admitting his guilt. Indeed, as long as he didn't do his homework after going to college, Ning Xiaoran would help him with his homework, as long as he had anything.
When he is unhappy, Xiaoran will come over to accompany him. It can be said that the relationship between the two is so familiar that it can no longer be familiar. It is like the head and the tail of a coin.
"Xiaoran, please, it's like this." Chen Chao looked very hesitant. Of course, this was from acting. I have to say that he is very good at acting and is a first-class actor. "Actually, my master forbids me from telling others. Now
Many people are looking for my master. He is just afraid that others will see me if I reveal my kung fu, so I won’t tell you. I’m sorry.”
