How many heads do I have for taking the emperor to a brothel?
A two-wheel-drive carriage ran out from the palace, and its bright yellow sedan clothing revealed the identity of its owner. It was followed by three guards, led by an extraordinary man, none other than Tie Shaoqiu.
The carriage stopped as it passed the palace gate.
Several guards came over to check. Tie Shaoqiu said to the guards: "The one inside is the future Concubine Long. She has the courage to raise the curtain and check."
The guards knew Tie Shaoqiu well and knew that he was someone who could not be offended, so they gave way after a quick thought.
In the sedan chair, Bao'er and Young Emperor Han Jie sat together, overjoyed and making victory gestures to each other.
"Stop." The carriage stopped at the corner. Tie Shaoqiu stepped forward to replace the driver and told the driver and the guards: "You first bring gifts back to Long Mansion to repay Lord Long. Miss Long is just strolling on the street.
Go back. Be careful. You know what you can and cannot say."
The guards nodded yes and the carriage started again.
Now that he no longer had to be restrained, Bao'er opened the curtain, pointed at the scenery on the street, and chattered nonsense to Young Emperor Han Jie.
"Stop, that iron guard, stop." Bao'er shouted loudly.
Tie Shaoqiu stopped the car and asked outside, "What are your orders, Miss?" They had agreed before they came out that their identities could not be revealed, so Young Emperor Han Jie was the young master and Bao'er was the young lady.
Bao'er said: "The sugar-coated haws on the candied haws are so beautifully swung. You go and buy three of them, one for each of us."
Tie Shaoqiu's face turned bitter. He, a grown man, was driving a carriage while eating candied haws. This little ancestor really couldn't stop.
He parked his car on the street and went down to buy three bottles. Alas, Bao'er was his master, and he would listen to whatever he said no matter how unreasonable. His life was miserable, and his dazzling and handsome image was about to suffer a devastating blow!
It seems that Tie Shaoqiu has not eaten it for many years. Although it touched his hands, he still quickly finished it one bite at a time. However, the candied haws is sour and sweet, and it is really delicious. (It is said that Tie Shaoqiu has a lot of problems since then.
, I just like to hide and eat candied haws secretly)
However, Bao'er only likes to eat with her eyes, but her appetite is very shallow and she can't eat even a little bit of anything. She has fallen in love with something else...candy!
Sweat to death. Tie Shaoqiu went down to buy it with a stinky face, bit off the candy man's head with one bite, and stayed with him until he was so humiliated. It may be rare to see him.
Then Baoer fell in love with those big bunches of cloud-like marshmallows...
On the road, I saw a high-spirited and handsome young man from an aristocratic family driving a car. He kept jumping out of the car to buy a bunch of snacks for children. His face showed a fierce look, and he ate the snacks as viciously as if he were the enemy who killed his father.
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After the car traveled about a hundred meters, Tie Shaoqiu jumped out of the car more than ten times. This was the most embarrassing time in his life.
Poor man, all this has just begun.
"That place, stop for a moment." Baoer called again from inside the car.
Young Emperor Han Jie smiled and asked, "What are you interested in again?"
"I'm thirsty. There's a teahouse there. Let's go drink tea."
Tie Shaoqiu looked at the sign in front of the flower house - Qing Tea House. It is one of the most popular brothels in the local area, but most of the flower girls inside are Qing Guan children who are not good at business, so it is euphemistically called Qing Tea House.
At this time, Tie Shaoqiu was sweating. Aunt Bao'er, do you want my life? Take the emperor to the brothel. I have a few heads that the Queen Mother can chop off.
After a while, Tie Shaoqiu didn't move, and Young Emperor Han Jie shouted: "You still want to stop?"
Well……
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