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Omg my toilet is going crazy!

Young Emperor Han Jie closed his eyes. He didn't want to see the chaotic scene in front of him, which would affect his concentrated movement to open the acupuncture points. Bao'er's life and death were unknown, and he couldn't panic now. At this moment, he had never understood himself so clearly.

In his heart, he did not regard Bao'er as a chess piece or a playmate, but...for the first time in his life, he fell in love with a girl! He could never lose her like this.

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Baoer has no idea what is happening outside, she is looking for a place to answer the call of nature.

The stone house is very exquisite. Although the furnishings inside are not as grand as those in the palace, they are extremely luxurious. The tables and chairs are all made of finely carved mahogany, and the tea sets placed on them are also exquisite products from Ge Kiln. The surrounding pillars are all decorated with intricate details.

There are gorgeous flower and bird paintings, and even the window curtains are exquisite embroideries.

It's just that, uh... I can't seem to find a convenient place.

Bao'er pouted and wondered, did the emperor understand what I meant? Did he ask me to come in to rest and freshen up? Does he know that what I want is...

Looking around, Bao'er saw a row of tall mahogany cabinets against the wall on the left. The cabinet doors were similar to those of ordinary people's doors, and there were door bolts inserted into them. Bao'er stared at the cabinets hesitantly, but some things are intolerable.

, she gently opened the door latch on the cabinet, opened it, and took a look...

The cabinet is like a small room, and inside it is something Bao'er has longed for, a jade bucket.

Hoho... I finally found you! So great!

Bao'er quickly walked over, closed the cupboard door, took off his underwear, and sat on the jade bucket...

The water in the creek is tinkling...

Baoer breathed a long sigh of relief, now...

ah……

Big trouble!

Baoer's little jade bucket suddenly started to spin crazily, round and round, and swayed left and right, as if there was no intention of stopping. Baoer held both sides of the bucket with both hands, trying to stabilize his little body.

, with the endless rotation, he screamed: "Ah - help! The bucket is going crazy..."

How could such a crazy thing happen? Baoer never knew that going to the toilet could be lurking in many dangers, and that the bucket could also be used as a murder weapon. Is she just unlucky, or the world has gone crazy.

The bucket goes round and round, round and round... endlessly...

Baoer felt dizzy, nauseous... and really wanted to vomit.

There was a faint sound of a flute, a very pleasant and reassuring tune, but at the same time there were many strange sounds outside, and I couldn't tell what they were.

The bucket also slowly stopped. Bao'er jumped down before it could stop. He didn't even have time to lift up his pants. He jumped several steps before turning around and staring at the bucket in horror with his bright eyes.

Jingtong, who is going crazy on his own, what kind of monster is this!

The cleaning bucket still moves slowly...

Bao'er's face turned pale and she backed away slowly step by step. She always thought she was brave, but she never thought that one day she would be scared like this by a bucket...

Jingtong also followed Bao'er, approaching little by little...

Bao'er prayed softly and timidly: "Great Immortal Jingtong, Bao'er doesn't know that you have become an immortal through cultivation, so I presume to put something on your head...that...instant noodles...I'm sorry, I was wrong, please sir."

Don't remember my villain's fault, please spare Bao'er this time! Next time, next time... Bao'er swears - in this life, no no, and in the next life, it will not be on your head... No, no, no... Bao'er

I will never dare to go to the toilet on any clean bucket again! 5555555555555..." Baoer cried half-seriously, thinking miserably in her heart, how will I solve this need of mine in the future!

The Great Immortal Jing Tong said nothing, and was not moved by Bao'er's ecstasy. He still moved slowly towards Bao'er. Bao'er thought, maybe the Immortal who became a Jing Tong was also a low-level immortal and might not be able to understand his own words. What should I do?

!I am very afraid of it, not for any other reason, but mainly because there are a lot of dirty things in it. If I fight with it, wouldn't it be too disgusting?

Bao'er's underwear had slipped to her ankles. She didn't pay attention to her steps and accidentally stepped on her underwear. She slipped and fell backwards, but her feet flew up in the air and kicked straight towards the cleaning bucket immortal...

"Help! I didn't mean to do it!" As Bao'er screamed, the big machine was kicked away by Bao'er's little feet. Bao'er also fell on the screen behind, and the impact on his back hurt so much!

pp sat directly on the ground, hey, so dirty!

The bucket flew away, but a black snake was revealed below. It was coiled in a circle, about the thickness of an adult's thumb, and its skin was rough and looked unusually hard. It held its head high, spit out red snakes, and began to swim quickly...



It turned out that it had been causing mischief under the cleaning bucket! At this time, Bao'er felt a little relieved and stopped scaring herself. To be honest, she, Long Bao'er, was not afraid of a little snake!

Suddenly she understood what was going on with the sudden flute sound outside, the snake-driving flute!

The flute sound was pleasant and gentle at first to attract snakes, but now it is windy and rainy to stimulate the snakes. After a while, the music will become more intense, which means a general attack is about to be launched.

This knowledge was taught by Uncle Jin Flute Langjun in Yeku, a cultural and entertainment company in the Dragon League. Therefore, Bao'er also knew the method of dealing with the Snake Flute, but he just didn't have the chance to use it. These strange skills in the world,

There is not much magic for Boa, because Boa is a music-mad person with a very strange sense of rhythm. At that time, even Jin Flute Master's snake-driving song couldn't do anything to her. She praised Boa as the best person to break the driving song!

Bao'er pulled out the golden hairpin from his head and gently tapped the jade pendant around his waist, making a crisp sound. However, the beat always fell between the rhythm of the flute. Although the sound was not loud, it disturbed the snake's formation.

The black snake became confused, raised its head, and kept turning. After a while, it became dizzy and fell to the ground.

Thump, thump, thump... The cabinet door was violently hit. Baoer picked up his pants and jumped behind the screen to hide temporarily.

There was a loud bang, the door bolt was broken, the door was knocked open, and through the gap between the screens, Bao'er saw a familiar woman - the famous Sister Fu Rongbao, the disgusting and unforgiving sister.

Why is she here?

As soon as Sister Fu Rongbao came in, she didn't care about anything. She turned around and pushed against the door. She pulled out her sword and used it as a pine nut to lock the door.

Sister Furongbao's current situation is extremely terrifying.

There were three flower snakes in her hair, and her ears, shoulders, and body were all decorated with snakes. The best thing was that, as she thought, her breasts were so well developed that they could fit on one

A green snake is hovering and won't fall down.

Although Bao'er is not too afraid of snakes, he has never seen such a snake man before! At that time, he didn't know whether to laugh or be frightened! He was just determined not to come out after being beaten to death.

The cabinet door continued to be hit hard. Sister Furongbao leaned her body against the door and did not dare to move. Her eyes were spinning, looking at these magical decorations on her body, and the expression on her face was

He looked like he was crying but not crying, which was extremely strange.

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