"Ah!!!" The underwear thief screamed, and the originally sharp voice suddenly became that of a girl.
"Holy shit, you're a woman, you stole a woman's underwear! You're a pervert!" Zhao Tiezhu threw aside a bra he was holding. The underwear thief held his hands in front of his chest and shouted: "You're such a pervert!"
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Zhao Tiezhu looked at the man in front of him speechlessly. This was the first time he saw the underwear thief actually scolding his captor as a pervert. Is it because he is behind the times or the world is too crazy.
"You are a pervert. You want underwear and you don't know how to buy it yourself. What's wrong with you? You steal a woman's underwear. My underwear was hanging next to it. Just now, why didn't you steal it!" Zhao Tiezhu shouted.
"You guys' stuff is so dirty. Who wants it? Women's stuff is so beautiful and smells so good." The underwear thief showed a satisfied expression, "The owner of that underwear just now must be a beautiful woman."
Zhao Tiezhu really doesn't know what to do now. Take this so-called underwear thief back? Or send him to the police station? Do you believe it? Maybe this person bites back and says that he has evil intentions for her, then he really has it.
I can't explain clearly.
"I will remember you today, please wait for me." The underwear thief snorted and ran into the woods nearby. Zhao Tiezhu could only watch her running away in silence. After chasing her back, her underwear was all stolen.
I caught it myself, how do I catch it? Do I have to use a small iron pillar to catch it?
Zhao Tiezhu looked helplessly into the distance and saw that swaying figure, which turned out to be very attractive.
"I didn't notice it just now, but now if I take a closer look, this girl has a really good figure!" Zhao Tiezhu sighed and added two pieces of underwear on the floor. Su Yanni's was red, while the underwear thief's was black.
Zhao Tiezhu turned around and walked back to the villa.
Following the way he came, Zhao Tiezhu returned to the outside of the wall. He turned over and climbed to the second floor along the water pipe. Holding the red underwear in his hand, Zhao Tiezhu kindly raised it above his head and wanted to hang it on a clothes rack.
At this moment, the floor-to-ceiling window of Su Yanni's room opened. Su Yanni was seen yawning and taking a deep breath. Looking at her, she looked a little sleepy.
"Hey, it's so hot." Su Yanni was only wearing a vest and shorts. Suddenly, Su Yanni felt someone next to her was looking at her. When she turned her head, she saw a scene that made her extremely sad and angry. She saw Zhao Tiezhu holding her
took the underwear off the hanger (in her opinion, it was taken down, but Zhao Tiezhu was actually about to hang it up, but Su Yanni was startled by the movement and stopped)
, and on Zhao Tiezhu's shoulder, there was actually a black underwear hanging, and he didn't know whose it belonged to.
"Zhao Tiezhu!!!!!! You are really an underwear thief!!!" Su Yanni shouted and rushed towards Zhao Tiezhu.
Zhao Tiezhu looked at the sky depressedly. He felt that any explanation at this time was pale and a lie!!!
ten minutes later.
Everyone in the villa was called by Su Yanni, and everyone came to the living room yawning. Li Ling'er even complained: "Sister Yanni, what are you doing? It's only midnight, and I finally had a good dream."
"Zhao Tiezhu, you speak for yourself." Su Yanni looked at Zhao Tiezhu sitting on a small bench with an indifferent expression. Li Ling'er shouted: "Wow, brother Tiezhu, could it be that you sneaked into Sister Yanni's room in the middle of the night and were caught acting like a beast?
Are you okay?"
Zhao Tiezhu sat aggrievedly, smiled bitterly, and said, "You won't believe me even if I tell you. I won't explain."
"Hmph, Zhao Tiezhu, I didn't expect that you really have a human face and a beast heart." Su Yanni spoke at this time, and said in a contemptuous tone: "I woke up from the heat just now, and when I went out to open the French window, I saw that Zhao Tiezhu was actually stealing my underwear, and he
I don’t know where I’ve stolen an underwear! Go back and see if anyone’s underwear has been lost.”
Lucy screamed in surprise: "Ah, Tiezhu is the underwear thief?" Then she hurried back to the room and checked her luggage. Li Ling'er, however, stared at Zhao Tiezhu with a playful expression and said: "Brother Tiezhu, I didn't expect that.
, you actually have an even more wretched heart under your wretched face, tsk tsk."
By this time Lucy had come back. She breathed a sigh of relief and said, "All mine are here."
Su Yanni took out the underwear thief's underwear and said to everyone, "Which of you does this belong to?"
Cao Ziyi and Li Ling'er both shook their heads.
"I'm not that mature." Li Ling'er said.
"Can't you tell? They have already committed crimes in other places." Su Yanni sneered.
Zhao Tiezhu curled his lips and said: "Anyway, I'm not. If you believe me, I'll explain it to you. If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do."
"You dare to be so harsh? Tell me honestly, where did you steal this underwear?" Su Yanni shouted.
"Brother Tiezhu, tell me, Ling'er will definitely believe you." Li Ling'er said firmly.
Cao Ziyi also nodded, and Lucy showed interest. It seemed that such a thing was not very common in the United States.
"This is what happened. I just slept until midnight and heard some movement on the balcony. I went out to take a look and found that someone was stealing Yan Ni's underwear. As a landlord, of course I have to act bravely and take action when it's time to do so.
I went to catch this underwear thief, but she ran away, so I chased her. Later, I caught her and got all your underwear back." Zhao Tiezhu said briefly.
"Whose underwear does this belong to?" Su Yanni asked.
"The underwear thief's."
“You said this belongs to someone else that the underwear thief stole??”
"No, that underwear thief is a woman."
"..."
"....Brother Tiezhu, it's not that Ling'er doesn't believe you. I believe you when you tell me that Obama and Uncle ** have a female affair, but this is too against the factory." Li Ling'er said with a smile.
"Tch, if you still don't believe me after I told you, then there's nothing I can do about it. Just kill me." Zhao Tiezhu shrugged.
Cao Ziyi said, "I believe in Tiezhu."
Zhao Tiezhu looked at Cao Ziyi with the same eyes as an angel sister, and said: "It's better to be Ziyi, unlike you who doubt my taste. Even if I steal from Lucy, I won't steal from Yan Ni."
"You..." Su Yanni was about to fight, but Cao Ziyi stopped her: "It is precisely because this explanation is so ridiculous that I believe that Tie Zhu is not a fool. Even if he wants to find a reason, he has to find a more reasonable one.
, such a nonsensical reason like this...I still believe in his wisdom."
Zhao Tiezhu was almost in tears.
Su Yanni also came back to her senses. Thinking about it, if he was really an underwear thief, how could he find such an excuse? So she asked: "Is that person really a woman?"
"I swear! It's definitely a woman, otherwise where did my underwear come from?" Zhao Tiezhu said.
"It's amazing. These days, women steal women's underwear. What does that woman look like?" Su Yanni asked.
"The figure is very good." Zhao Tiezhu showed a trace of reminiscence in his eyes.
"It's really a beast." Su Yanni said with disdain, and then said: "Okay, I believe you for now, this underwear will be used as evidence, I confiscated it." Raising the black underwear in her hand, Su Yanni followed everyone up.
Second floor.
Zhao Tiezhu sighed, it seemed that his image had to be restored slowly.