"Well...that's all for the purpose of chatting. When two grown men are in a box, they can't just talk about business, right? We have to have some friendship, and the friendship between men is nothing more than the three most powerful ones. We have to live together
We have carried guns together and visited prostitutes together, so let’s just say that, I am a very loyal person, and women other than you are just floating clouds!” Zhao Tiezhu said with confidence, his eyes full of solemnity.
Solemnly, if there was a national flag hanging high above the head at this time, people who didn't know would think that Zhao Tiezhu had sworn in to block.
"What about Lin Si?" Cao Ziyi asked.
"This... is just an ordinary friend. He helped me at noon today, and in return, I will naturally show her the world! Alas, Ziyi, don't you still know what I am like? It's really like being among thousands of flowers.
The leaves don’t stick to the body! With a profession like mine, you have to interact with all kinds of cows, horses and snake gods, so naturally you have to learn everything!” Zhao Tiezhu explained.
"Haha, I'm just kidding you." Cao Ziyi smiled and sat beside Zhao Tiezhu's bed, and then said, "Actually, this time, uncle asked me to go to him to get something."
"What?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"That's it." Cao Ziyi acted like a magician. With a shake of her hand, a small bottle as thick as a thumb appeared in Cao Ziyi's hand. This hand was very beautiful. Even with Zhao Tiezhu's strong mental power, he could only find a little
There is a clue, if Zhao Tiezhu is allowed to do it, although he can do it, he will definitely not be as smooth as Cao Ziyi.
"What is this?" Zhao Tiezhu's eyes were immediately attracted by the golden liquid in the bottle. This golden liquid seemed to be the kind of liquid produced by melting gold objects. It looked very dazzling.
"I don't know what this is." Cao Ziyi said, "It's just that after I told my uncle about your symptoms, my uncle gave this thing to me and asked me to bring it back to you. He said it would help.
Effective!"
"Can you drink this thing?" Zhao Tiezhu swallowed hard. There is a saying that one will die by swallowing gold, which means that gold cannot be eaten. It will kill a person to eat it. This thing in front of him looks like
It's like gold water. Don't let your hair down when you drink it. Even if you don't hold your hair back, if this stuff solidifies in your intestines and makes you constipated, that's not a good thing, right?
If Zhao Ergou knew that Zhao Tiezhu was wondering if he would become constipated when he saw this rare thing worth ten thousand gold, Zhao Ergou would definitely let Zhao Tiezhu know what the whipping of love is.
"Uncle said it's okay, that's all." Cao Ziyi handed the small bottle to Zhao Tiezhu, "And uncle said, drink one drop at a time. This medicine is too strong, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
"How is that possible?" Zhao Tiezhu said disdainfully, "Now I can be a superman just by wearing my underwear. I've already used the super-grade drug X-factor. Are you afraid I won't be able to withstand this thing?"
"You can try it." Cao Ziyi did not explain, but just motioned to Zhao Tiezhu to try it.
"Just try it!" Although Zhao Tiezhu thought this golden liquid was a bit mysterious, since his father said it was fine and Cao Ziyi asked him to try it again, he would just try it. If it hurts his stomach, he would definitely let Cao Ziyi
You have to take care of yourself, and you have to wear a maid outfit, the black and white low-cut kind, and then you have to call yourself master, and you have to wear cat ears, and...
"Tiezhu, what are you thinking about?" Cao Ziyi couldn't help but shout when she saw Zhao Tiezhu giggling in a daze.
"Ah? Nothing, nothing!" Zhao Tiezhu was awakened by Cao Ziyi's voice, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, opened the outer cap of the bottle, then raised his head and dropped a drop into his mouth.
As soon as it entered his throat, Zhao Tiezhu felt an icy cold feeling, just like mint water.
"I don't have any other feelings!" Zhao Tiezhu smacked his lips and said, "Look at my body, how powerful it is, right? With my body, I will definitely be able to give birth to many sons in the future!"
"How do you say it?" Cao Ziyi asked.
Zhao Tiezhu said shyly, "After working hard day and night, it's hard for my son not to think too much!"
"You." Cao Ziyi shook her head helplessly and said, "Man, do you think about this all day long?"
"I don't think about this all day long." Zhao Tiezhu said shyly, "I'm just stating an objective fact. And this matter, you who haven't tried it don't know what it's like!"
Cao Ziyi said with a natural expression, "It's just the stimulation of adrenaline. After working with my uncle for so many years, I know a little bit about biological sciences."
"That's abstract!" Zhao Tiezhu said, sitting next to Cao Ziyi. He was just about to discuss with Cao Ziyi that the most essential happiness between the sexes is not a simple exchange of body fluids. But before he said this, Zhao Tiezhu felt a twinge in his stomach.
A burst of cramping pain!
"Ouch!" Zhao Tiezhu cried out in pain, clutching his stomach, and his face suddenly turned pale.
"The medicine is working." Cao Ziyi chuckled.
"This... why is this thing like this!" Zhao Tiezhu's face turned pale. He found that his previous guess was completely wrong. Not only will this thing not make you constipated, but looking at the current situation, it seems that it will make you constipated.
Diarrhea!
His stomach growled for a while, and Zhao Tiezhu finally couldn't help but stand up, then ran out of his room and ran into the toilet.
Cao Ziyi covered her mouth and chuckled.
The noise on the second floor immediately attracted the attention of Li Ling'er and Sun Jiaying on the first floor. The two women thought that Zhao Tiezhu had done something beastly to Cao Ziyi on the second floor, so they rushed to the second floor, and then heard a loud bang in the toilet.
There were bursts of flushing sounds.
"What's going on?" Li Ling'er and Sun Jiaying looked at each other and asked.
"I don't know." Sun Jiaying shook her head.
At this moment, a faint ammonia-like smell wafted out from the toilet, and Li Ling'er's face changed instantly!
"Brother Tiezhu, you are so disgusting!" Li Ling'er shouted and rushed downstairs. Sun Jiaying was also stunned, and then ran downstairs with Li Ling'er.
Zhao Tiezhu sat on the toilet, feeling that his life had been thoroughly washed and sublimated by the drainage of the toilet, and his personality had become more complete. His whole body felt weak, as if he could ascend to the Western Paradise at any time.
"This is so fucking deceptive, dad!" Zhao Tiezhu shouted feebly, and then his stomach felt cramped again. Zhao Tiezhu's body stiffened suddenly, and then he collapsed for an instant.
"This...is this a laxative or something!" Zhao Tiezhu felt like bursting into tears for a moment.
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