"Oh, Lingshan, your face is red again, tsk tsk tsk, I like to see you blush the most!" Zhao Tiezhu sat on Chen Lingshan's bedside, looked at Chen Lingshan whose face was flushed, and said teasingly, "Why don't we talk every time?
A few words will make you blush?"
"Brother Tiezhu, no matter which girl is asked about her measurements in front of a boy, she will blush!" Chen Lingshan looked at Zhao Tiezhu helplessly and said.
"Oh, I'm just asking casually. Are you serious about it?" Zhao Tiezhu touched the back of his head and said, "Since you don't say anything, forget it. Let's talk about other things."
"Brother Tiezhu, are you...really going to help me with this?" Chen Lingshan asked.
"Of course, if I say I'm helping you, then I'm really helping you. Haha, I'm like this to my friends. But you could have pointed this out to me earlier, so we don't have to do this.
"Here, I'll call my second grandfather and ask them to inform the Cui family, that's all!" Zhao Tiezhu said.
Chen Lingshan said embarrassedly, "Actually, I really thought that as long as I said I had your child, my father would terminate the engagement. I didn't expect... Oh, were you injured just now?"
"Oh, it's okay, it's just that the clothes are torn." Zhao Tiezhu motioned to Chen Lingshan to take a look at his clothes. Chen Lingshan was shocked by the conspicuous movements on her clothes.
"This...Brother Tiezhu, are you resistant to bullets?" Chen Lingshan asked.
"Of course." Zhao Tiezhu bent his arms, showed off his biceps, and then said, "The muscles in my whole body have been trained to the point where they are as hard as steel!"
"Really?" Chen Lingshan asked curiously.
"Of course it is true, there is no weak point!" Zhao Tiezhu raised his eyebrows and said, "It is true that there is no weak point! Everything is as hard as steel!"
Chen Lingshan is not a fool, so she naturally knows what Zhao Tiezhu is referring to, but after being teased so many times, Chen Lingshan has figured out Zhao Tiezhu's tricks to some extent. To put it simply, Zhao Tiezhu is the kind of person who talks about being an activist, and who can only use a little bit of lip service.
, other things are basically without heart or courage.
"Haha, Brother Tiezhu, don't always be like this." Chen Lingshan said with a smile.
"What's wrong with me?" Zhao Tiezhu leaned in front of Chen Lingshan and said with a bad smile.
Chen Lingshan reached out and gently pushed Zhao Tiezhu away, and then said, "Thank you, Brother Tiezhu, thank you very much."
"It's time to say thank you." Zhao Tiezhu's wretched expression turned into an indifferent expression in an instant. "Since we are all friends, we should go through swords and fires for our friends, and be pregnant as our boyfriends.
!”
The previous words sounded quite similar to Chen Lingshan, but the last sentence made Chen Lingshan burst into laughter. Chen Lingshan was really used to Zhao Tiezhu's vulgarity and shamelessness, but if she always had such a person around her
A man who is a little bit vulgar and a little shameless but has a sense of justice and responsibility is actually not bad, because that way you can have a sense of security and be constantly amused.
Just as the two were talking, a clear female voice suddenly came from the balcony outside Chen Lingshan's room.
"Wow, sister, you bought such sexy underwear!" As the female voice appeared, the screen window of the balcony was opened from the outside, and a woman appeared in front of Zhao Tiezhu and Chen Lingshan, holding a pair of underwear with plum blossoms printed on it.
in sight.
Then, the three of them were stunned at the same time.
"Holy shit, it's Zhao Tiezhu!" The woman holding the underwear screamed secretly.
"Holy shit, it's Chen Meng!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at the woman holding the underwear and also screamed inwardly.
"Oh my god, it's my sister!" Chen Lingshan looked at Chen Meng holding her underwear and touched her forehead feebly.
For a moment, everyone fell silent.
"Sorry, we went to the wrong room." Chen Meng's reaction was the quickest. Of course, one can also think that she was the thickest-skinned. She put the underwear into her arms with her backhand, then turned around and wanted to go out from the balcony.
"Chen Meng, why did you leave just now?" Zhao Tiezhu's voice came faintly. Chen Meng paused, then turned around with difficulty, looked at Zhao Tiezhu, and said, "Well... you are here too
Here!”
"It's not strange that I'm here. What's strange is that you're here too?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Chen Meng playfully and said, "You stole underwear, even to the point where you stole it?"
"Do you know each other?" Chen Lingshan looked at the two of them and asked.
"Yes, Lingshan, do you know her too?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Chen Lingshan in surprise.
"She...she is my sister!" Chen Lingshan explained.
"What? She is your sister?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Chen Lingshan in horror, as if he saw Sister Feng turning into Lin Chiling.
"Yes, she is my sister!" Chen Lingshan said, "Brother Tiezhu, how do you know my sister?"
"Your sister? She? Chen Meng?" Zhao Tiezhu repeated again in disbelief.
Chen Lingshan nodded.
"Holy shit, are you mistaken, Lingshan, your sister is actually an underwear thief!" Zhao Tiezhu said feebly.
"Brother Tiezhu... Chen Meng just has a fetish." Chen Lingshan explained, "But how do you know she has this... um, habit?" Chen Lingshan asked curiously.
"Let Chen Meng tell you!" Zhao Tiezhu sat helplessly on the sofa nearby. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together. Generally, brothers and sisters have very similar personalities. This Chen Meng is a fetishist for underwear thieves. Then
Does Chen Lingshan also have some bad habits?
"Um...sister, Tie Zhu and I actually don't know each other before we fight, Tie Zhu, are you right?" Chen Meng said with her eyes rolling around.
"It's true that you stole underwear and sneaked into my house. It's true that you don't know each other without fighting!" Zhao Tiezhu nodded.
"What? You stole underwear and went to Brother Tiezhu's house? Whose did you steal? Ling'er's?" Chen Lingshan asked.
"This... I didn't succeed in stealing, but I was discovered by Tiezhu. Then we had a fight, and then we turned our hostility into friendship, chopped off chicken heads and drank blood wine, and became good brothers!" Chen Meng said casually.
"Brother Tiezhu, are you going with my sister?" Chen Lingshan looked at Zhao Tiezhu warily.
"How is it possible? I'm not a pervert! Only perverts steal people's underwear, and only the perverts among perverts steal the underwear of the same sex! Don't confuse me with your sister. We are familiar with each other, so you have to say that
I, I will still sue you for defamation!" Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly clarified, although men will have endless curiosity about women's underwear, but if you dare to say this now, you are guaranteed to be despised to death.
!
"Really?" Chen Lingshan looked at Zhao Tiezhu in disbelief. With Zhao Tiezhu's personality and skills, if he really wanted to steal underwear, no one would be able to catch him!