"It doesn't matter who I am." Zhao Tiezhu smiled proudly and said, "I feel helpless sometimes. Why am I so popular with girls? Is it because I am handsome? It is undeniable that this is a
factors, but I think the biggest factor lies in my inner self. There are not many people in this world who have such a good combination of inner beauty and outer beauty.
"Tch, I don't see the inner beauty, and I don't think it's the outer beauty either." Li Ling'er said disdainfully.
"Oh, Ling'er, aren't you jealous?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a bad smile.
"Jealous? How is that possible!" Li Ling'er denied, "Don't I know about the girls in our class? At most, I can flirt with you to see if we can cause any problems, and then take advantage of it. This is all
The acceptable range, let’s not mention that we are not really boyfriend and girlfriend, just like me, do I deserve to be jealous of others? Brother Tiezhu, let me tell you secretly, there are many boys who send me text messages every day.
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"Oh? Are they all chasing you?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"I haven't said anything yet. Who is so stupid as to chase me? Nowadays, if people want to chase someone else, and that person happens to have a boyfriend or girlfriend, they will basically not pursue him as stupidly as before.
They all adopt roundabout tactics, such as sending a text message to say hello every day, or meeting each other by chance. Not only will this not offend people, but it will also make it easier to deepen the friendship unknowingly. If I say it bluntly, I want to
Chasing you will easily give people a bad impression. To put it simply, I already have a boyfriend and girlfriend, and you are still chasing me. Are you crazy?"
"Hmm, um, Linger, tell me, who sends you text messages every day?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"There are many people in the same grade, seniors, and people from society. I don't know where they got my phone number! But they are all smart, so I just sent a text message to say hello.
No, have you slept? I need to wear more clothes as the weather is cold. How is my relationship with you? Have there been any twists and turns? Do I need a shoulder? Anyway, these are all things, but I haven’t seen anything serious.
Said he wanted to chase me!"
"Well, this method is good. Lao Shi often taught us how to use it when we were in high school, but these for you are inferior. Lao Shi said that picking up girls is about perseverance. You have to send text messages to say hello.
etc., it is best to pick a fixed time, such as 11 o'clock in the evening, and then send a text message without writing much, just one message, "It's quite late, have you slept? I'm going to bed, go to bed early,
Bye." It's such a simple sentence. If you persist for a month or two, people will easily become dependent on your text messages. But one day if you stop sending them, the other party may feel uncomfortable and wonder about you.
Why didn't you post it? Is there something wrong with you? Or you forgot! And if you can make a girl feel dependent on you, then you will have won half the battle!"
"Brother Tiezhu, are you familiar with this kind of thing?" Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a wicked smile, "Did you often use this method to deceive ignorant girls in high school?"
"It's not me, it's Lao Shi!" Zhao Tiezhu shook his head firmly and said, "This method requires less investment, and the most important thing is that you can cast a wide net and catch fewer fish, and set it up in groups. When the time comes, you can get dozens of fish at once.
If you send a message every day, the text message originally intended for A will not be sent to B. Speaking of this, I suddenly thought of a miserable boy in our high school!" Zhao Tiezhu's face was full of smiles.
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"Oh? Why are you so sad?" Li Ling'er asked.
"It must have been when I was in my third year of high school. That person had a girlfriend. They had been together for a long time, and they had a relationship. Then one day, that person, who was mentally retarded or something, took his girlfriend with him.
He sent a group text message to his friends and brothers on his mobile phone. The content of the text message was: "I have it". Guess what happened next?"
"How about it?"
"Someone responded quickly, "What? It can't be so fast? We just did it yesterday!" Haha," Zhao Tiezhu couldn't help but laugh after he finished speaking.
"What a tragedy." Li Ling'er covered her mouth and laughed.
"This is not over yet. Later, text messages kept coming, and someone replied, "Isn't it? I have a TT with one!" Someone replied, "Oh, this must be xxx's. It was him the last time the three of us played.
Got it done!" Someone even replied, "I'll give you 100,000 yuan to abort the child." Haha, actually these replies are pretty good. The key is that when that guy read these text messages, he read them with us.
"You didn't look at that guy's face. It's really colorful and has everything, but the green one on his head is the worst!" Zhao Tiezhu said, his face turned red and his neck thickened with laughter, while Li Ling'er was much calmer.
He said with emotion, "This cuckold is the most miserable thing."
It was almost eight o'clock when the two returned to the villa. Zhao Tiezhu called Su Yanni and learned that it would take another half an hour to get to FJ, so he waited in the villa with peace of mind.
"Brother Tiezhu, did you send someone to pick up Sister Yanni?" Li Ling'er asked.
"Well, what else? She is my girlfriend!" Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.
"Tch, a girlfriend is just a girlfriend, but Sister Yan Ni is still our sister! If you count carefully, I am still your sister-in-law!" Li Ling'er said, "Here, call me sister-in-law."
"Ling'er, don't you know that my sister-in-law is half my brother-in-law's ass? And there is a saying in ancient times that teasing my sister-in-law is perfectly justified! Are you hinting at something to me?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a bad smile.
"Go, go, go, who said this in ancient times?" Li Ling'er asked.
"Said by a great scholar."
"who?"
"His name has long since disappeared in the rolling torrent of history."
Half an hour passed quickly, and Zhao Tiezhu was somewhat excited. Although he had just separated from Su Yanni a few days ago, it was at Su Yanni's house, not in the villa here. This villa can be regarded as the development of the relationship between Zhao Tiezhu and Su Yanni.
Witnessed that the two of them are reunited in this villa, this meaning is extraordinary.
Soon, there were sounds of cars at the door. Zhao Tiezhu, Li Ling'er, Lucy and Cao Ziyi all walked out of the villa. They saw a black Mercedes-Benz parked at the door of the villa. Su Yanni, wearing a short skirt and black stockings, appeared.
In front of everyone's eyes, Su Yanni's hair has grown to her shoulders and is draped naturally on her shoulders. She wears a pair of exquisite black-rimmed glasses on her eyes, giving people a charming feeling in the dark night.