"Zhou Yu, where did we watch the game you mentioned?" Li Ling'er and Zhou Yu's group also walked on the road each wearing sunglasses and hats.
"Just follow me, I know that place! I saw the advertisement today!" Zhou Yu said confidently.
On the other hand, Zhao Tiezhu's side.
Zhao Tiezhu looked at the wall in front of him and said to Tiandao on the side, "This is the performance place you mentioned? Where are the shemales? Where are the big boobs? There are none, why is there only one wall!"
"There's no reason! I heard what was said on the Internet, just keep going south!" Tiandao looked at the wall in front of him in confusion and said.
"Then why is there only one wall? Find me an open space of 100 square meters around here! Damn, these are all residential buildings!" Zhao Tiezhu was so angry that he specially put on makeup to come out with you to watch shemales and big boobs.
You even used a trumpet for this, and you actually brought me to the residential area. It’s almost half past eight and the show is about to start, but I didn’t even see a hair!”
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious!" Tiandao said seriously, "Everyone, please stay calm. When encountering this kind of situation, we must know how to ask for directions!" Tiandao said, stopped a passerby, and then looked at Zhao Tiezhu proudly and said,
"You see, when you go out, you have to know how to ask for directions."
Zhao Tiezhu and Toad looked at Tiandao silently and did not speak.
"This..." Tiandao looked at the person he stopped and suddenly realized that he couldn't fucking speak Thai!
"Don't be anxious." Tiandao made a calm gesture to Zhao Tiezhu and Toad, "Look at me!"
Tiandao raised his hand, pointed at himself and Tie Zhu, then clenched his hand into a fist, put it on his chest, pushed it forward, then stretched out his fingers and placed them on his lower body.
The position is also stretched out.
The Thai man was confused for a moment, but then he showed a look of enlightenment and waved to Zhao Tiezhu and the other three people, gesturing for them to follow him.
"What were you talking about just now?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"This is body language!" Tiandao said proudly, "Look at me, put your hands on your chest and lift your chest. This means that you want big boobs, and then put your fingers underneath, which means that big boobs have a little brother. This
It means she is a shemale. If you look at her, you will understand immediately!"
"Yes, when you say it like that, it seems quite vivid!"
The man led Zhao Tiezhu and the other two people around on the road. Ten minutes later, they finally stopped at a place decorated with neon lights. Then he pointed inside and showed an ambiguous expression to Tiandao.
"3q, 3q." Tiandao expressed his gratitude to the Thai man in his unskilled bird language, then looked at Zhao Tiezhu, pointed at the neon light, and said, "Did you see, Brother Tiezhu, beauty, big breasts?"
Yes, yes!"
"I saw it, you don't need to tell me!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at a poster on the wall. On the poster were several women in scantily clad clothes. Of course, they could also be said to be shemales.
"Let's go, brothers, go in and look for big boobs!!!" Tiandao said and walked in. Zhao Tiezhu and Toad followed closely behind.
After entering, the imaginary scene of singing and dancing did not appear. What appeared in front of Zhao Tiezhu, Tiandao and others was a dim room with red light. There was a set of sofas on the floor of the room, and several people were sitting on the sofa.
A woman wearing heavy makeup.
"Are you sure this is a shemale with big breasts?" Zhao Tiezhu asked, looking at the women who had only a few pieces of fabric on their bodies.
"This...should be it!" Tiandao hesitated and said.
At this moment, a woman who looked to be in her forties but wore makeup as white as a vampire walked up and said in blunt Chinese, "The one with big boobs is here!"
"Look! I just said yes!" Tiandao said excitedly.
The woman pointed to the young women beside her and said, "100 US dollars, one night!"
"I'm sorry, you big-headed guy with big boobs, this is a chicken coop!" Zhao Tiezhu finally understood where he was now.
"How is that possible?" Tiandao looked around and found that inside the room was a long and quiet passage. From the passage, waves of shaking sounds of bed boards and the gasping sounds of men and women could be heard from time to time.
"It's true! It seems that we went to the wrong place again. Alas, that person just now was really poor at understanding!" Tiandao said embarrassedly.
"Then look for it quickly. If you miss it, our night will be in vain!" Zhao Tiezhu shouted.
"Okay, let's go now!" Tiandao said, and wanted to go out, but the door was closed!
"What happened?" Tiandao turned his head and said to the old woman, "Open the door, we went to the wrong place!"
"Fuck, one hundred dollars a night!" the old woman said seriously, "Come on, don't leave!"
"Sorry, we went to the wrong place!" Tiandao said to the old woman with a smile.
"I'll give you $100!" the old woman said.
"Holy crap, are you blackmailing me? 100 US dollars, that's more than 600 yuan. In our country, it's enough to call a school girl, why don't you go and rob me!" Tiandao said dissatisfied, "Open the door quickly.
We are in a hurry."
"Abin!" the old woman called lightly, and a well-built man appeared in front of Zhao Tiezhu and others. This man was not tall, only about 1.7 meters, but the skin all over his body showed a...
His butt was oozing bronze, and the muscles were small, but they contained seemingly infinite power. The man had a braid on his head, and his small eyes stared closely at Zhao Tiezhu and the others.
"100 US dollars, if you don't pay, you won't leave!" the old woman said.
"Oh? Is this a forced purchase and sale? No, this is forced prostitution!" Tiandao laughed angrily. He led the wrong way twice today, which has already made Tiandao very embarrassed. Now that he encounters this kind of thing, Tiandao
If I don't vent my anger properly, I would really be sorry for the name Tiandao.
"Ah Bin!" Seeing that Zhao Tiezhu and the others had no intention of paying, the old woman shook her head, and the muscular man clenched his fists and walked towards Tiandao.
"I said, do you want to take action?" Tiandao looked at the old woman and asked.
"100 US dollars!" the old woman said calmly.
"100 dollars from your sister!" Tiandao smiled strangely. This kind of smile appeared when he assassinated Zhao Tiezhu. Whenever Tiandao was angry, he would always show such a smile. After the smile, there was often a bloody storm.
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"Hurry up, God, there are still ten minutes left!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at his watch and said.
"Okay, it'll be done in thirty seconds!" Tiandao clenched his fists and said with a smile.