Zhao Tiezhu sat on Li Ling'er's bed solemnly and earnestly, facing Li Ling'er, with a demeanor that remained unchanged despite the collapse of Mount Tai.
"Brother Tiezhu, what's going on with these things!" Li Ling'er stood beside the bed and asked angrily.
Zhao Tiezhu shrugged helplessly and said, "I don't know what's going on! I sent you to the room and went back to sleep last night, how can I know what's going on? But, Ling'er, you
You must have been too sleepy, someone has put several small black flowers on your face, why can't you feel it?"
Li Ling'er's face was gloomy. On her pretty little face, I don't know who painted several flowers. Flowers are just flowers. You can at least draw them more beautifully. That's also art. But these flowers don't look like them at all.
Flower, a vertical bar, and then draw an irregular shape on the vertical bar, is this a flower? Well, your drawing doesn't look good, so forget it, you can use a red or yellow pen for me.
, why do you use a black pen? Have you ever seen such an abstract flower in black? Okay, if you are black, it is black, but can you not draw both the left and right sides of my face, and just leave one flower on each side?
, did you draw a symmetrical pattern? Well, these are nothing, the flowers and the like are just floating clouds, but why did you draw a beard under my nose, and it is still black in the middle like the little Japanese one
A small patch of beard, my sister is a woman, a serious woman!
Zhao Tiezhu stared at Li Ling'er's face, and finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Brother Tiezhu, this must have been painted by you!" Li Ling'er said seriously.
"What! How could it be painted by me? My painting skills are very high! This kind of thing is not my style!" Zhao Tiezhu defended.
"You didn't draw it. Could it be that someone sneaked into my room and painted my face last night? At this point, you are the only one with the conditions to commit the crime!" Li Ling'er said calmly, just like Conan.
"But that doesn't rule out the possibility of others coming in to paint! Alas, Ling'er, thieves are very rampant now, so it's very likely that a thief came in and saw you, and then painted. According to my calculation
"The thief must be a woman, and she was not good-looking. Then when she came in and saw you as beautiful as a flower, she suddenly became jealous in comparison, so she was disfigured!" Zhao Tiezhu analyzed.
"Then let's talk about the second point, motive!" Li Ling'er ignored Zhao Tiezhu completely, "I just painted it for you yesterday, and today I was painted by someone else. Among all the people I know, your motive for committing the crime is the biggest.
of!"
"Well, I'm not such a narrow-minded person!" Zhao Tiezhu said.
"Let's look at the time of the crime!" Li Ling'er said seriously, "These handwritings have been dried. At least they were not drawn this morning. I guess it was last night. And last night, you and I were the only ones together. You have enough
It’s time to paint for me!”
"Well, I went to bed right after I sent you back last night."
"You agree with the time and place of the crime. You also have the tools to commit the crime. Brother Tiezhu, don't argue. There is only one truth. The murderer is you!" Li Ling'er pointed at Zhao Tiezhu and shouted.
"I'll go, don't imitate Conan!" Zhao Tiezhu said helplessly.
"Ah! Brother Tiezhu, I'm going to kill you!" Li Ling'er suddenly went berserk, like a tiger, pounced on Zhao Tiezhu, pressed him under him, then took a black pen from the side and was about to kill him.
Zhao Tiezhu naturally couldn't fulfill her wish when she drew pictures on Zhao Tiezhu's face. He turned over and pressed Li Ling'er under him, and then shouted, "Your evidence is not sufficient, don't mess with me."
come!"
"It must be you! Brother Tiezhu, you painted it!" Li Ling'er shouted.
Zhao Tiezhu smiled sheepishly and said, "You have no evidence."
At this moment, a clear female voice came from the door of Li Ling'er's room, "Ling'er, get ready to leave, you are going to the coral island!"
Following the sound, there was a creaking sound of the door opening.
Zhao Tiezhu looked back and saw Chen Lingshan standing at the door of the room with a dull look on her face. At this time, Zhao Tiezhu was pressing Li Ling'er under him. This action was so arousing to people's imagination.
"Sorry, sorry!" Chen Lingshan reacted and wanted to leave the room. At this moment, Li Ling'er suddenly shouted, "Sister Lingshan, help me, Brother Tiezhu is showing his bestiality!"
Chen Lingshan was stunned again, then looked at Zhao Tiezhu and asked, "Brother Tiezhu, what are you doing?"
"This, we are joking!"
"Lingshan, hurry up, help!" Li Ling'er was screaming like a woman about to be raped, but Zhao Tiezhu didn't know what to do for a moment.
"Brother Tiezhu!" Chen Lingshan heard Li Ling'er's cry and hurriedly ran up. Then she saw Li Ling'er's face full of flowers and the black mustache.
"Pfft!" Chen Lingshan couldn't help laughing.
Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly released Li Ling'er, and then said to Chen Lingshan, "Well, are you going to leave? I'll go and clean up!" Zhao Tiezhu said and ran out of Li Ling'er's room. After Zhao Tiezhu left, there was a message from Li Ling'er's room.
Let's roar.
"Brother Tiezhu, I will take revenge!"
This woman really cares more about her face than men.
After packing all the luggage, Zhao Tiezhu did not wait for Li Ling'er, but went downstairs directly, left the hotel, got into the car outside the hotel, and sat down quickly.
After sitting down, Zhao Tiezhu looked around and saw Zhao Kunlun with panda eyes.
"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"Haha, I had an inexplicable fight with someone last night." Zhao Kunlun said with a smile. The smile seemed to have hurt his face. Zhao Kunlun frowned, and his whole expression looked extremely weird.
"Oh, Kunlun, it's not good to fight!" Zhao Tiezhu taught earnestly, "We Chinese people want peace, you know?"
"I know, I know, thanks to Brother Tiezhu for teaching me." Zhao Kunlun smiled and nodded, then turned his face to the side.
Nangong Zi and Zhou Yu, who were sitting behind Zhao Tiezhu, pulled Zhao Tiezhu's hands. After Zhao Tiezhu turned around, Zhou Yu said, "Tiezhu, Kunlun classmate, is injured! You didn't seem to be doing well last night.
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"It's okay, our Zhao family all grew up with injuries. These wounds are our military medals. When we were young, we liked to compare who had more wounds!" Zhao Tiezhu said casually.
Zhou Yu and Nangong Zi nodded doubtfully, then thought of Zhao Kunlun's panda eyes, and chuckled.
(Friends who are short on books recommend reading "Living with Beauty". Of course, I am just recommending it. It is difficult to agree with others. Some friends may not like the style of this book. If you don't like it, you don't have to force yourself to read it~)