Chongzi’s canteen is not far from Zhao Tiezhu’s hometown. Zhao Tiezhu still vaguely remembers that when he was a child, the owner of this canteen was Chongzi’s father. Then they and their little brats often encouraged Chongzi to bring them delicious food from home.
This Chongzi was often beaten by his father. Later, Zhao Tiezhu and his grandmother passed away, and Zhao Tiezhu left here. Unexpectedly, after so many years, Chongzi was still in this canteen, but this time he became the boss.
"Why, Chongzi, I remember you are in your twenties, thirty-four, right? Have you found a boss? Haha," Zhao Tiezhu joked.
"Go, don't you remember that you said when you were a child that you would not marry me? Why am I waiting for you?" Chongzi winked. Although he looked ordinary, he had a different charm. Zhao Tiezhu shouted hurriedly
, "No, you, you have a job now. I, an unemployed vagabond, can't afford to support you. Xiao Su has always been interested in you. Why, for so many years, you two have been getting along day and night, and there is nothing you can do about it."
Feelings come?"
"Come on, Xiao Su's small body is not big enough for me to sit on." Chongzi said disdainfully.
"Who said I'm not enough for you to sit down? Do you want to sit down now?" A somewhat obscene voice came from outside the canteen, and a man with glasses walked in, "Where's Zhuzhu, Zhuzhu, you really want me to die.
Well, I thought you went out to the colorful world outside and didn't want brothers and sisters like us." The person who came in had a pair of buck teeth and was half a head shorter than Zhao Tiezhu. When he saw Zhao Tiezhu, he immediately
He rushed forward, bursting with snot and tears. Lucy looked aside and wondered, "Is this person abandoned by Brother Tiezhu from beginning to end?"
"Ignore him, he's just such a virtuous person." Zhao Tiezhu said to Lucy sheepishly. Lucy seemed to understand. Zhao Tiezhu didn't know what the foreign girl had thought of the two of them, otherwise he would have to
Lucy was executed on the spot and told that her brother's sexual orientation was still normal.
"This man's name is Xiao Su. When we were kids, we called him Buck-Toothed Su. Xiao Su, this is my friend, Lucy, from the United States." Zhao Tiezhu introduced the two of them. Xiao Su was so excited that there were tears and runny nose on his face.
He disappeared in an instant, as if he had never appeared before. He stretched out his hand, bent down slightly, picked up Lucy's little hand in a very gentlemanly manner, and said, "Nice to meet you, beautiful lady." After saying that, he directly
Just as he was about to kiss the back of Lucy's hand, Zhao Tiezhu kicked her away. Xiao Su smiled and dodged, "Damn, you value sex over friends."
"Tch, no wonder you haven't been able to catch up with others for so many years. With your character, even if I were a woman, you wouldn't agree to it. It's so insecure. It's not like me, so single-minded." Zhao Tiezhu looked like you
Very bad look.
Lucy nodded aside, "Yes, Brother Tiezhu is very dedicated to Sister Ziyi, Sister Yanni, Sister Ling'er, and Teacher Linda."
"Lucy, you've learned too much!" Zhao Tiezhu said dissatisfiedly.
"Zhuzi, where have you been after so many years? There's no phone call. We all miss you so much." After Xiao Su finished playing tricks, he sat aside and looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a serious face.
"Don't look at me like that. People who don't know really think that I'm doing something to you. It's nothing. I just went abroad and now I'm back and living in the city center. It's you, Xiao Su, look at you now
He looks like a human and a dog, you are doing well, right?"
"It's okay, okay." Xiao Su smiled complacently, "I'm just a little supervisor, haha, do you want me to take care of you, brother?"
"Okay, okay, uncle, please take care of me, and I will give you my life~~" Zhao Tiezhu grabbed little Sudu's hand, secretly exerted force, and said while shaking it.
"Oh, be gentle." Xiao Su shouted.
"Do you still dare to call yourself brother?" Zhao Tiezhu looked calm.
"Oh, you are the brother. You have always been the brother. Brother Tie, you have a lot." Xiao Su begged.
A few people were quarreling for a while, but Lucy was curious and didn't interrupt much. This was the first time she saw such a good friend like Zhao Tiezhu. Well, according to Zhao Tiezhu's words, it was just a matter of childhood. The friendship between Chinese people is different from that in the United States.
Ah, you have to make someone cry in pain to call him a good brother. Lucy looked at Zhao Tiezhu holding Xiao Su's hand, and at the same time looked at Xiao Su's tearful eyes, and nodded secretly.
Next time I go back to the United States, I can greet my friends in this Chinese way.
Not long after, two more people walked into Chongzi's canteen together.
"Here, Zhu Zhu, I heard that you were still alive. Xiao Xiao and I put down our hands on the little girl and rushed over. What do you think? Let's be brothers!" A very thin young man put his arms around Zhao Tiezhu's neck and said,
shouted.
"Biscuit, I haven't seen you for so many years, but you still can't change your preference for men." Zhao Tiezhu teased, looking at another handsome young man, "Swear, I heard that you are going to be a father soon?"
"Yes." The young man who was called Xiao nodded, "I didn't want to be a father at first. I just accidentally ended up like this."
"Haha, kid, when can I drink your wedding wine?"
"Next month, you must come then. I will ask my child to recognize you as his godfather." Chen vowed and shouted to Chongzi, "Chongzi, go stir-fry two dishes. We must not be with Zhuzi tonight."
I’m so drunk that I can’t come back.”
"Okay." Chongzi agreed, directly pulled down the iron door of the canteen, and walked out from the other end of the canteen. This canteen was directly in front of Chongzi's home, and the two were connected. It was very simple to go home.
A few people gathered together, chatting about their childhood, while looking at Lucy, and winking at Zhao Tiezhu from time to time. The main effect was, "You are good, we are still producing domestically, but you have already imported it, Ma."
Damn it, take it down quickly and bring glory to our country."
Zhao Tiezhu also winked, "It's still early. Picking up girls is like cooking hot pot. Take your time and add ingredients slowly. Only in the end can you eat well."
Lucy looked confused again and asked secretly, "Do all Chinese men like to ogle each other?"
The few of them chatted until the evening, and Chongzi had already cooked the meal. There were 5 people in total, and they opened 6 boxes of beer. They ate and drank, reminiscing about their childhood from time to time.
"Do you still remember the slutty proprietress of the Internet cafe? That girl later hooked up with a well-known gangster in our area at the time, Brother Bangzi, who was called Bangchui. As a result, the boss found out. It was really a sensation.
Ah, Bangchui got entangled with a dozen gangsters and wanted to smash up the Internet cafe. The owner of the Internet cafe was not a vegetarian. More than 20 people from the street came at once and directly broke Bangchui's legs. It is said that he can't take care of himself now.
Here." Biscuit said to Zhao Tiezhu with a mysterious face.
Zhao Tiezhu thought of the coquettish proprietress, who could really be said to be the sexual enlightenment teacher of Zhao Tiezhu and others. It was on that woman that Zhao Tiezhu first saw the legendary woman's murder weapon. It was also under the education of the proprietress that he first
For the first time, I knew what a love action movie was. Most of the children here regarded the landlady as their dream lover.
"What about the boss lady?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"I don't know. It is said that the owner of the Internet cafe gave it to his brother and never appeared again." Biscuit said a little lonely. At that time, he got up and masturbated in the middle of the night for the wife of the boss. It was an absolute fantasy in his heart.
Object.
"Haha, you must miss her very much, right?" Xiao Su said with a smile on the side, "Back then, when you slept on my upper bunk, the bed would always shake in the middle of the night, and I could often hear you calling the landlady's name."
Biscuit's face turned red, "You haven't done much, come on, come on, let's go."
The tossing lasted until midnight, except for Lucy who didn't drink and had to drive. The other four people, including Chongzi, drank all 6 boxes of beer and drank two bottles of liquor. They vomited into a mess and looked down upon them while vomiting.
People around you, if you can’t drink, don’t drink. Look, are you vomiting? Wow~~~~
Zhao Tiezhu was helped by Lucy to leave. As for Xiao Su and Biscuit, they went back to their home nearby. Chen Zhizhu was the drunkest and stayed at Chongzi's house for the night.
Before parting, Chongzi pulled Zhao Tiezhu, "There's a high school class reunion tomorrow night. Are you going?"
"Go." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"Okay, I'll call you tomorrow night."
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