Drunken breasts were first seen in an ancient poem. I think many people have heard of that sentence, a drunkard's intention is not to drink!
This sentence comes from Ouyang Xiu's "The Drunkard's Pavilion". It is used to express that the original intention is not here but on something else. However, Zhao Tiezhu has read unofficial histories. Unofficial histories say that when Ouyang Xiu coined this sentence
, in fact, what I want to express is that I am drunk, but I am not drunk because of drinking!
Why didn't he get drunk because of drinking? According to unofficial records, Ouyang Xiu went to have sex with a woman next to the "Drunken Spring" in Langye Mountain. As a result, the two of them were passionate. Ouyang Xiu tried to do what babies do, but when he tasted it, he...
It gave rise to the general feeling of being drunk. From then on, there was an age-old saying that a drunkard is not interested in drinking.
Of course, these are unofficial histories and cannot be trusted, but Zhao Tiezhu has truly heard of a famous utensil that makes people feel drunk when they suck it. The name of this famous utensil is called drunken milk.
As the name suggests, it is xx that makes people drunk after tasting it.
Of course, everyone knows what xx is.
Among the top ten famous weapons of Chinese women, the one on the mouth is the whale sucking hole, the one on the leg is the jade foot, the one on the hand is called the sun hand, and the one on the chest is called the drunken breast.
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The power of drunken breasts is very powerful. Even our old Mr. Ouyang Xiu was drunk by drunken breasts and wrote famous sentences throughout the ages. This is enough to show its great power.
Zhao Tiezhu thought about it, but he never thought that Li Ling'er would be the owner of a famous vessel. The reason why a famous vessel is a famous vessel is not only because of its special public use, but also because of its rarity.
If the streets are full of famous weapons, then the famous weapons are no longer called famous weapons. Just like if the streets are full of artifacts with full attributes plus 10,000, they can only be regarded as goods from roadside stalls.
Among the women he knows now, there are actually five people who own famous weapons, and they are also five of the top ten famous weapons. This makes Zhao Tiezhu lament his great luck on the one hand, and on the other hand he is excited about the sex he will have next.
Happy life.
Of course, Lu Xiaoman's sun hand Zhao Tiezhu probably won't have a chance to try it a second time, and Lin Lei's jade feet, Zhao Tiezhu probably won't be able to taste it for a while, or by chance, but this
It does not prevent Zhao Tiezhu from becoming one of the happiest men in the world.
Lin Si's whale sucking hole, Su Man's koi sucking water, and now Li Ling'er's drunken breasts, Zhao Tiezhu found that he seemed to have something to play with, and wherever he could play, there were famous weapons to play with!
If you get this in life, what else can you ask for?
"Brother Tiezhu, don't keep staring at me!" Although Li Ling'er was suddenly attacked by Zhao Tiezhu just now and lost his upper body, but now being stared at so directly by Zhao Tiezhu, Li Ling'er felt flustered and hurriedly blocked it with his hand.
On the chest.
Zhao Tiezhu frowned and said, "Ling'er, move your hand away."
"What are you doing? Staring at others will make them shy, okay?" Li Ling'er said shyly.
Zhao Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I am doing scientific research!"
"Scientific research? What are you studying? Studying other people's breasts?" Li Ling'er said, "Brother Tiezhu, you want to see her, right? Why use such a high-sounding reason?"
"Okay, I just want to see it, can you show it to me?" Zhao Tiezhu was too lazy to talk to Li Ling'er and gently stroked Li Ling'er's small waist. Zhao Tiezhu said, "Ling'er, be good, let me show it to you, Brother Tiezhu.
Okay?'
"Huh, that's pretty much it." Li Ling'er smiled, but did not move his hand away. Instead, he said, "Brother Tiezhu, move it yourself, I can't move it."
Zhao Tiezhu reached out to lift Li Ling'er's hand, but found that Li Ling'er pressed his hand hard on his chest, and then looked at him with a smirk on his face.
Zhao Tiezhu chuckled, reached out to Li Ling'er's armpit, and scratched it a few times. Li Ling'er uttered an ouch, and his whole body suddenly went soft, and he quickly shouted, "No, I'm ticklish!"
Zhao Tiezhu smiled, moved Li Ling'er's hand away from his chest, and then stared at Li Ling'er's chest carefully.
Li Ling'er turned her head to the side. No matter what kind of woman she was, she would be shy and embarrassed if a member of the opposite sex stared at the most private part of her body. Li Ling'er was no exception. Although she was already very familiar with Zhao Tiezhu, Li Ling'er was also very familiar with her.
An uncontrollable blush.
According to ancient books, one of the most recognizable signs of drunken breasts is the small mole on the top of the chest, because all other signs of drunken breasts come from that mole. Zhao Tiezhu took a closer look and found that mole.
For small moles, the location of the mole is right at the top.
In the spirit of scientific research, Zhao Tiezhu lowered his head and then made a common movement for babies.
Li Ling'er didn't expect that Zhao Tiezhu would move his mouth as soon as he said it. His whole body screamed and trembled, and then he hugged Zhao Tiezhu's head with both hands.
Zhao Tiezhu was hugged by Li Linger, and his whole head was directly buried in the breasts.
Sure enough, the faint aroma of wine spread into his entire mouth again.
Zhao Tiezhu really wanted to laugh out loud. This drunken breast can be regarded as the most magical one among the top ten famous weapons, because it can not only bring endless fun to your man, but also the owner of the drunken breast.
After having a child and entering the lactation period, the drunken milk will secrete a very magical thing, which will then be mixed into the milk and fed to the baby. If the baby eats such a thing, the baby will be very healthy. It is said that it can
Let their brains be developed in infancy.
In fact, everyone's brain development is very small. Normal people only have a few percent, and powerful scientists like Einstein only have more than 10 percent. And if you can use the brain secreted by drunken milk,
If a baby is fed milk, the baby's brain will develop to a great extent more than 5% at an early age. Don't underestimate this 5%. This is the difference between geniuses and ordinary people.
Zhao Tiezhu seemed to see his son wearing a doctor's hat, not to mention how comfortable he felt.
Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu burying his head in his chest and giggling, not to mention how awkward it was.
"Brother Tiezhu, you...are you crazy?" Li Ling'er asked worriedly.
"Hahaha, no, no, I'm not stupid." Zhao Tiezhu raised his head, looked at Li Linger, and said, "Linger, you will have a very difficult task in the future!"
"What mission?" Li Ling'er asked doubtfully.
Zhao Tiezhu shook his head mysteriously. Of course he would not tell Li Ling'er that he wanted her to be a full-time wet nurse.
(Although the outbreak time has passed, I still added 10 updates. Not to say more, we are never afraid of anyone compared to updates.)