This time the dizziness came on very quickly, very fast, very fast, and very suddenly.
It was so sudden that Zhao Tiezhu had no time to make any other moves.
And it was this sudden moment that caused Zhao Tiezhu's shameless, abominable, hateful, and shameless little nanny to be pulled down by Bai Ling.
"What a fool,"
Zhao Tiezhu resisted his dizziness, sat up with a snap, and then lifted up the underwear that had been pulled down.
"ah,"
Bai Ling originally pulled down Zhao Tiezhu's underwear with excitement to see what good things Zhao Tiezhu was hiding. Unexpectedly, as soon as the pants were pulled down, Zhao Tiezhu suddenly sat up and cursed, so , Bai Ling was startled.
"What a mess,"
Zhao Tiezhu glared at Bai Ling and said, "Aren't you shameless? You actually took advantage of someone's unconsciousness to do such a vulgar and obscene thing as taking off someone's underwear. Didn't your mother teach you that men and women should not be intimate? Your father didn't teach you not to be so easy. Take off men's underwear? You're not me, how can you do such a thing?"
"Ah," Bai Ling looked at Zhao Tiezhu in surprise and said, "You... aren't you a woman?"
"You are the one who is a woman. Your whole family is female. How could you tell that I am a woman?" Zhao Tiezhu said angrily. He was indeed angry. After living for so many years, Zhao Tiezhu had molested thousands of women. Wan, but it was the first time that Zhao Tiezhu was molested and molested by a woman. Zhao Tiezhu, who is a chauvinist by nature, could not tolerate such a thing happening to him. Therefore, Zhao Tiezhu was angry. Ah, so angry.
"You...I just touched you and you didn't catch fire..." Bai Ling said aggrievedly, "My grandma said that a man's body will catch fire as long as it is touched by a woman. Since you didn't catch fire, it means you are not a man. ,"
"Damn it, has your mother touched your father? Is your father on fire?" Zhao Tiezhu said, glaring at Bai Ling.
"But, my grandma said, as long as two people fall in love, if they touch a man's body, he won't catch fire. Well, according to what you said, you are a man, and I touch you, and you There's no fire, could it be... could it be that we are in love, but... but I don't love you... Oh, what does love feel like?" Bai Ling scratched his head and head helplessly, grabbing the corners of his clothes with both hands, and pulling at his clothes from time to time. .
Zhao Tiezhu was completely speechless. He had seen pure people and people pretending to be pure, but he had never seen such pure people, or it could be called stupid. In a moment, most of Zhao Tiezhu's anger disappeared. No matter who it was, When facing such a girl who really doesn't understand anything, even if there is anger, there is really no way to express it.
"Crazy, what did your mother teach you?" Zhao Tiezhu rubbed his head helplessly and said, "Let me tell you, I am a man, a serious man. If a woman touches a man, she will get angry, but not The kind of fire that can ignite, you know, is the internal fire, the internal fire that causes certain changes in the human body,"
"You are really a man," Bai Ling looked at Zhao Tiezhu doubtfully.
"Of course it's a man. Have you ever seen any woman with breasts like mine?" Zhao Tiezhu pointed to his chest, and then thought that the woman seemed to be flicking his breasts just now, and for a moment he felt a little annoyed. With shyness.
"Yes... I have a poster at home. There is a person named Chun Ge on it. People say she is a pure man, but she is a woman. Her breasts are the same as yours, they are flat," Bai Ling said .
"Brother Chun, can that be compared to ordinary people? Brother Xinchun is resurrected at full strength, do you know? Brother Xinchun does not fail the exam, do you know? How can an ordinary person like me be compared to a super god like Brother Chun? In the whole world There is only one Brother Chun in billions of years. You can't look at him with worldly eyes. You know, although Brother Chun is a pure man, the essence of Brother Chun is still a woman, and I am a complete and utter man. A man," Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
"Oh," Bai Ling looked at Zhao Tiezhu half-understanding and said, "That means you are really a man."
"Of course, he is completely a man from top to bottom," Zhao Tiezhu nodded seriously.
"Oh..." Bai Ling said, but fell into deep thought.
After a while.
"ah,"
Bai Ling suddenly shouted.
"Don't be so surprised, sister, I'm still sick," Zhao Tiezhu helplessly touched his head.
"You...you...you...you are actually a man," Bai Ling pointed at Zhao Tiezhu, with a face full of panic and a hint of shyness.
"Yeah, what's wrong with me being a man," Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"Then...then I just...I just kept...kept...touching..." Bai Ling originally wanted to say that he kept touching your body, but when he thought of Zhao Tiezhu if he were a man, it seemed a bit unreasonable that he kept touching your body, so he decided decisively. He closed his mouth.
"What were you touching just now?" Although Zhao Tiezhu knew what Bai Ling wanted to say, but now he saw Bai Ling shut his mouth again, he couldn't help but start teasing him.
"No, no, no, nothing, nothing," Bai Ling bit his lip and shook his head desperately.
"Tell me, don't hide it. What are you touching?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"No, really no, I didn't touch your body," Bai Ling said seriously, "Absolutely not,"
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu looked at Bai Ling, who had only three hundred taels of silver here, and said, "So you touched my body."
"Who said that? I didn't touch it, I really didn't touch it," Bai Ling stood up, shook his head and walked back, saying, "I'm not that boring. My grandma said you can't touch a man's body easily. of,"
"Since you didn't touch it, why are you panicking? Are you guilty of being a thief?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Bai Ling playfully.
"I didn't panic, and I didn't feel guilty. I... I happened to be hungry and wanted to eat something," Bai Ling said.
"Oh, I'm hungry, isn't that an excuse?" Zhao Tiezhu said, "You want to use the excuse of being hungry and run away, that's irresponsible, right?"
"No, absolutely not,"
As soon as he heard Zhao Tiezhu's words, Bai Ling stopped retreating, then walked up to Zhao Tiezhu in a few steps and said seriously, "I tell you, I won't make excuses."
"Then you said you touched my body," Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"This...touched it," Bai Ling hesitated for a while and nodded vigorously.
"Then tell me, after you touched my body, are you responsible?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
Bai Ling pouted, looked at Zhao Tiezhu aggrievedly, and said, "I...how can I be responsible?"
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