Xiao Hui opened his mouth wide, looked at the woman in front of him who was as beautiful as a flower, had an outstanding temperament, looked at him with a smile, and directly used the lion's roar skill that has been rumored for a long time in the world.
Subsequently, Xiao Hui faced two problems.
Cover your lower body or cover your face.
In fact, this is a very academic question.
When your body is seen by someone of the opposite sex, should you cover your face so that others don't know who you are, or cover your lower body so that others know who you are but don't know who your little brother is.
The elephant's trunk under Xiao Hui was still shaking, and Xiao Hui was confused between the two choices.
The boss on the side took the first step and grabbed Xiao Hui's swinging elephant, then pulled Xiao Hui into the dormitory and slammed the door shut.
As the door closed, Datou said, "Sorry, we are doing performance art, wait a minute."
"Your roommate is very interesting," Cao Ziyi said to Zhao Tiezhu with a smile.
"Xiao Hui is a bit weak, but he is a very good person," Zhao Tiezhu said. "He values loyalty and has the same bad temper as me."
"In terms of women," Cao Ziyi asked.
"You know everything," Zhao Tiezhu touched his head shyly.
At this moment, the door of the dormitory opened with a bang.
In the room, a burst of bright light came out of the room, almost making Zhao Tiezhu unable to see everything in front of him.
After Zhao Tiezhu got used to the bright light, the outfits of Xiao Hui and Datou in front of him almost blinded Zhao Tiezhu's eyes.
The two of them put on suits so shamelessly!
Yes, that's right, it's a suit.
The white shirt and the crisp suit made the two people's wretched figures even more wretched.
Of course, Zhao Tiezhu doesn't think there's anything wrong with wearing a suit, but, damn, it only lasts less than a minute, or even only about thirty seconds. If you two have to dig out the suits in the closet, you have to change them. When you drop your underwear, you still have to put on a shirt, then a suit, and trousers. This... you two are superhumans. I guess there are only supermen in the world who can change clothes as fast as you.
"Hello, pretty lady,"
With a well-placed smile on his face, Xiao Hui said, "Nice to meet you. Let me introduce myself. I am a classmate of Zhao Tiezhu, good brother. My name is Xiao Hui,"
"Ecstasy, that's an interesting name," Cao Ziyi said with a smile, "My name is Ziyi,"
"Good name, good name,"
Xiao Hui nodded with a smile, then looked at Datou who was about to introduce himself, and said, "This is our roommate, called Datou,"
"I can do it myself," Datou said angrily, glaring at Xiao Hui who stole his words, "Hello, Ziyi, my name is Datou, Tiezhu and I are also good classmates and good brothers,"
"Hello," Cao Ziyi smiled and nodded.
"Tiezhu, is Ziyi your friend or a relative?" Xiao Hui looked at Zhao Tiezhu expectantly. In his opinion, Zhao Tiezhu had Lingshan, and the person in front of him should be some good friend of Zhao Tiezhu. Yes, and I am currently in a relationship gap period. If possible, wouldn't I ask Zhao Tiezhu to introduce me and make a matchmaking connection?
"This is my wife,"
Zhao Tiezhu's words immediately made Xiao Hui feel like he was struck by five thunders.
"Shenma, this is your wife,"
Xiao Hui shouted, "Tie Zhu, this is your wife, your real wife,"
"Of course it's true, it's written in the family tree,"
Zhao Tiezhu said, "My eldest wife, Mrs. Fang,"
"Mrs. Changfang,,,"
Xiao Hui looked at Zhao Tiezhu in even more disbelief and said, "Tie Zhu, you are right, right now, this is a new society and a new era, not an old feudal society. What kind of eldest wife, do you still have two bedrooms and three bedrooms?" No,"
"Of course,"
Zhao Tiezhu nodded seriously and said, "If you are not a brother, I will attack you. My second wife will give birth in half a month,"
Zhao Tiezhu's words completely subverted Xiao Hui's outlook on life.
"Damn it, Tie Zhu, you're going to be a father in half a month," Xiao Hui shouted.
"yes,"
Zhao Tiezhu nodded and said, "Why, no,"
"So...how old are you this year? Aren't you just a freshman like us?" Xiao Hui said. "You have children in your freshman year, so how will you study in college in the future?"
"I may not be able to study in the future," Zhao Tiezhu shrugged and said, "When I entered university, it was mainly because I had something to do. Now that the matter is over, I guess I won't go to school after this semester. I will take my The wives are going on a trip,"
"Wives... Tiezhu, tell me honestly, how many wives do you have," Xiao Hui swallowed and asked.
"Me... I probably have... Let me count, Ziyi, Yan Ni, Linda, Ling'er, Hongyun, Lingshan, Lucy, Xiaoman, Yingying, Jiaying... this, there are probably more than ten, "
Zhao Tiezhu said shyly, "Of course, there are still a few people who cannot be included in the family tree for the time being, and those don't count."
"I have grass, grass, grass, beasts, iron pillars, you... how can you let us losers live..." Xiao Hui looked up to the sky and sighed, then turned around and walked into the dormitory building with his big head, and then banged Close the door.
When he was about to leave, he said, "I'll change my clothes."
"They are so excited," Zhao Tiezhu touched his head awkwardly and said, "Any man will be like this when he sees you."
"Haha," Cao Ziyi smiled and said nothing.
Snapped.
The door opens.
The two people in suits and ties had changed into casual clothes at this time. Xiao Hui's face no longer had the obscene look just now, but he said with a smile, "Brothers and sisters are here, come in quickly."
"Damn it, this guy can change his face faster than me," Zhao Tiezhu exclaimed and took Cao Ziyi's hand into the dormitory.
It seemed that it was Cao Ziyi's first time entering the boys' dormitory. She looked around curiously and then said, "This is where you usually live."
"Um,"
Zhao Tiezhu nodded and said, "Generally speaking, there are four to six people living there, and there are only three of us."
"Come on, brothers and sisters, you're welcome, sit down," Xiao Hui greeted Cao Ziyi warmly and asked her to sit down. Then she found a tea set from nowhere and started making tea.
"Tiezhu, is this custom common in your family?" After brewing tea for a while, Xiao Hui looked at Zhao Tiezhu and asked.
"What kind of custom?" Zhao Tiezhu said doubtfully.
"It's this kind of custom where you can find many wives," Xiao Hui said with bright eyes, "If so, I would like to ask your parents if they want a godson or something like that."
"Damn it, you have no moral integrity," Zhao Tiezhu shouted.
"The moral integrity has already been fed to the dog," Xiao Hui said shyly,