Chapter 2 The Beautiful Policeman and the Underwear Thief
To say that the spread of Internet information is really fast these days, after Zhao Tiezhu swam dozens of laps in the swimming pool and took a shower, it took less than an hour in total. Someone called Zhao Tiezhu. Of course, this phone call
This is the phone that Zhao Tiezhu uses on a daily basis and a different phone when he takes on tasks.
"Hello, are you Mr. Zhao Tiezhu?" A somewhat stiff female voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Yes, who are you?" Zhao Tiezhu held the phone in one hand and picked up a towel from the side with the other.
"Hello, I saw the rental advertisement you posted online. Is it your private property or the rental company's?"
"Mine."
"Do you have legal documents?"
"Um...this, I just rent it privately..."
“Can you ensure the financial security of your tenants?”
"this...."
“Can you provide for the physical safety of tenants?”
"Forehead..."
"Have your fire protection facilities been inspected?"
"Forehead.."
"Do you have three insurances and one fund?"
"I have your sister here." Zhao Tiezhu cursed, and then hung up the phone. "Where is the madness? I'll wipe it out."
Zhao Tiezhu picked up the computer and added an extra line under the rental advertisement he posted: "If you are the one, don't disturb me, please don't be nervous." Then he turned off the computer, lay down and fell asleep.
"Bang bang bang."
Several loud knocks came from downstairs.
"Do you have a sense of public morality? I finally had an erotic dream, and I woke up just as I was about to get to the point." Zhao Tiezhu said depressedly. He picked up his phone and looked at the time. It was only after seven in the morning.
He quickly went back to sleep to see if he could continue. Zhao Tiezhu didn't care about the people outside the door. As soon as the quilt was pulled, he wanted to renew his relationship with the beauty in his dreams.
"Bang bang bang." The knock on the door continued, but Zhao Tiezhu still ignored it.
After a while, the knocking on the door stopped, and Zhao Tiezhu was secretly happy that he could finally go back to sleep.
"Boom." A louder sound came from downstairs, accompanied by the sound of something being smashed.
"Damn it, a terrorist attack?" Zhao Tiezhu was frightened by the voice, jumped upright, and rushed out of the room.
I leaned on the railing and looked down. I didn't know who had violently smashed the door open. The poor wooden door panel broke into two pieces on the ground. A figure appeared at the door.
"Hello, I was here yesterday...Ah!!!!..." The man at the door heard a noise upstairs, raised his head and was about to speak, but he didn't expect to see a horrific scene...
Let’s rewind the story and start with Zhao Tiezhu’s carp beating? Or start with before going to bed last night? Zhao Tiezhu has a habit of not wearing anything when sleeping, which is what people often call sleeping naked, because he feels
, When you sleep at night, your body will slowly develop. If you wear underwear, it will restrict the healthy development of your little brother. This is a very immoral and unhealthy living habit, so Zhao Tiezhu has always been naked since he was a child.
Sleep. Until the morning, when I was startled by the loud noise, I didn't even think that I was naked now, so I ran straight to the railing. As everyone knows, every virgin will hold up a pillar to the sky in the morning, that is,
What people call Chenbo, let alone Zhao Tiezhu who had a dream of spring at night, at this time, Zhao Xiao Tiezhu was really looking in front of him as indifferently as an iron pillar, with such high-spirited majestic posture and king-like momentum that he was immediately frightened.
The figure who looked like a woman downstairs screamed. Was she cheering or...
Zhao Tiezhu was not embarrassed at all during his unlimited sex, because in his opinion, his capital was very strong, just like those women with big breasts who like to wear low-cut clothes to attract men. He was looked at,
The one who suffers is you. You can't say that you peeked at the beauty of another beautiful woman. You suffer, right? As the saying goes, equality between men and women is a harmonious society.
When Zhao Tiezhu was hesitating whether to fully demonstrate Zhao Xiao Tiezhu's perfect flexibility by making three circles to the left and three to the right, the super sense he had developed as a killer for several years allowed him to feel the powerful murderous intent displayed by the woman downstairs.
!
This murderous aura is so awe-inspiring and so decisive.
"I wonder, in what age are you still running around with a gun?" Looking at the black muzzle of the gun in the hands of the woman downstairs, Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly hid aside. Now, when you are in trouble from time to time, you have to hide slowly or be small.
Tiezhu dies, or he dies.
It was at this moment that Zhao Tiezhu remembered that this was his home. This woman seemed to have forced her way into the house. He looked carefully at the woman downstairs. She was wearing a black uniform with a few silver stars shining on her shoulders.
Under the knee-length short skirt is a faint flesh-colored black stockings, and the plump chest is like a murder weapon, with the same lethality as the pistol. Looking at the face, although it is full of murderous aura, but behind the murderous aura, there is a faint
With a hint of shyness, Zhao Tiezhu's reaction to this little appearance instantly spread.
"I'm telling you, police officer, you can't play around with your gun. If it goes off, it's no joke. Why don't you and I sit down, drink some tea, and talk about life? Wouldn't it be a pleasure?" Zhao Tiezhu joked.
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"You gangster, hurry up and get dressed!" the policewoman shouted coldly.
Listen carefully to this voice, why is it the same as the lunatic who called yesterday to ask for three insurances and one fund? Zhao Tiezhu looked at the woman in confusion, and saw the policewoman swinging the gun tip, Zhao Tiezhu broke out in a cold sweat, and said hurriedly, "
Just go, just go.”
A few minutes later, a neatly dressed Zhao Tiezhu appeared at the railing, and the policewoman put away the gun in her hand.
"I said, police officer, what song are you singing about when you forcefully break into a house? This is a society ruled by law, and I will sue you for bad intentions." Zhao Tiezhu got angry again when he saw the gun put away.
"Hmph, I've been knocking on the door for so long. I thought you had been kidnapped. I didn't expect you to do such a shameless thing." The policewoman looked at Zhao Tiezhu with contempt.
"What is a shameless thing? Please explain it clearly to me. I won't slander people like you. Brother, I am a serious little boy. Do you understand Chen Bo? Didn't your man teach you? Or is your man erect?
No more?" Zhao Tiezhu said angrily, why are people these days so arrogant?
"You!!! Believe it or not, I shot you to death and you will never be able to get an erection again?" the policewoman said fiercely, "Come down here and I'll ask you something."
"I think it's better to say this. If you have any questions, police officer, just tell me. I am a good citizen and will cooperate with you in your work." Zhao Tiezhu bent over the railing and said lazily.
"Do you have a room for rent here?" the policewoman asked.
"Yes, but I only rent it out to young girls. Looking at you like this..." Zhao Tiezhu looked at the policewoman from head to toe playfully, and looked like he was about to give up.
"What! You mean I'm not a young girl? Let me tell you, I, Su Yanni, just graduated from the police academy this year and am 24 years old! Open your wolf eyes and look carefully." the policewoman shouted.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. I really have to look carefully." Zhao Tiezhu squinted his eyes slightly and stared at Su Yanni's chest. Looking at his appearance, if it was a full moon night, he seemed to be able to evolve into a werewolf at any time, and then take a bite
It was like swallowing Su Yanni.
"Have you seen enough?" Su Yanni's face turned cold. A few days ago, I heard someone report a crime. Recently, an underwear thief appeared near the West Lake Community. He often stole some girls' underwear, causing people in the neighborhood to panic. Last night
She went online and saw Zhao Tiezhu's rental information by chance. The person he was renting turned out to be a young single girl. This made her suspicious. After calling and asking last night, Su Yanni could feel that this landlord was an impetuous person.
People, generally impetuous people, have a strong inner fire, and are often prone to behavior similar to stealing other people's underwear. Su Yanni admired her reasoning ability for a while. In order to catch the underwear thief with her own hands, Su Yanni decided to become a
Tenant, live in this villa and keep a close eye on the landlord, just waiting for him to take action again and steal other people's stolen goods.
Zhao Tiezhu didn't know that in Su Yanni's heart, he had already been equated with the underwear thief.
"Are you renting it or not?" Su Yanni asked impatiently. In her opinion, with her beauty, if Zhao Tiezhu was the underwear thief, he would definitely let her live here.
Sure enough, Zhao Tiezhu stared at Su Yanni for a while and said, "Rent, why don't we form a group? Do you want to rent?"
"Of course, I want to rent a room." Su Yanni said.
"Simple, the monthly rent for a room is 2,000 yuan. The rent is paid once every three months. The water and electricity bills are included in the rent, and the phone bill is shared equally." Zhao Tiezhu said.
"2,000 a month? It's so expensive, you might as well grab it." Su Yanni shouted.
"2000 is still expensive? This is a lakeside villa. You can directly feel the fresh air of the West Lake from here. There is also an independent swimming pool in the yard. Where can you rent such a good house for 2000 yuan?" Zhao Tiezhu said.
You look like you're getting a big advantage.
Okay, I don’t want to let go of the child, but I can’t trap the wolf. I’ll send you to the cell when my aunt, I’ll see if you can still control yourself. Su Yanni said: “Okay, I’ll rent it.”
"Okay, 6,000 for three months, plus the compensation fee for the door, you can give me a total of 10,000 yuan."