"My name is Li Ling'er, what else can I call you?" the underwear thief rolled his eyes and said.
"Tch, if you were Li Ling'er, I would still be wearing sterling silver earrings. Do you know what this person's name is?" Zhao Tiezhu pointed at Li Ling'er.
"I don't know, I didn't ask." The underwear thief looked at Li Ling'er curiously.
"Is her name Li Ling'er, or do you think you two are very destined? You both have the same name." Zhao Tiezhu asked with a smile.
"Oh? That must be because we are destined to be together. My real name is Li Ling'er." The underwear thief winked at Li Ling'er. Li Ling'er felt a chill in her body. The feeling of being stared at by a woman was really not a good one.
"Well, it seems that you are not going to tell the truth anymore. I have to try it out." Zhao Tiezhu stood up ferociously and stretched out his hand directly.
"Ah! No, my name is Chen Meng." The underwear thief hid back in fear.
"Okay, let's call you Chen Meng. Give me your body skills and I will let you go." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
"No, can you guarantee that you will definitely let me go?" Chen Meng was really afraid that Zhao Tiezhu would do something beastly to her, because as a lesbian, what she fears most is what a man would do to her. Chen Meng has been doing this since she was a child.
I have a kind of repulsion towards men, and I will feel uncomfortable if my body is touched by men.
"I promise." Zhao Tiezhu said sincerely, "It's useless for me to keep you. Am I stupid to keep a love rival?"
When Li Ling'er heard Zhao Tiezhu's words about his love rival, he glanced at Zhao Tiezhu angrily, but said nothing.
"Okay, take out your phone." Chen Meng thought for a while and said as if he had made up his mind.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Tiezhu asked doubtfully.
"I'll pass the Bluetooth to you. Don't you want body skills? I have all these secrets hidden in my phone." Chen Meng looked at Zhao Tiezhu like a country bumpkin.
I guess you have really kept pace with the times! Nowadays, all the cheats are stored in your mobile phone? In Zhao Tiezhu’s impression, the martial arts secrets must be thread-bound, and preferably a little bit damaged, otherwise they are all useless.
Sorry for the name of this martial arts secret book, but watching Chen Meng take out an iPhone 4, Zhao Tiezhu felt that times are really progressing.
Zhao Tiezhu took out his mobile phone from his pocket. The sad thing is that Zhao Tiezhu's phone is too broken. His Bluetooth version is infinitely low and cannot connect to iPhone 4 at all. Zhao Tiezhu asked Cao Ziyi to borrow his mobile phone under Chen Meng's eyes of infinite contempt.
, Cao Ziyi’s mobile phone turned out to be an iPhone 4. This fairy-like figure actually followed the trend and used an iPhone 4. This made Zhao Tiezhu lament that he was really behind the times.
After turning on Bluetooth, Chen Meng directly sent a document from the other end. It only took a few seconds. Zhao Tiezhu asked blankly, "That's it?"
"Otherwise?" Chen Meng asked.
Zhao Tiezhu was speechless. This... this is too much to look down on other people's martial arts secret books! In ancient times, which martial arts secret book was not sought after by thousands of people? The novel also said that the emergence of a peerless secret book would also cause turmoil in the world, and so on.
Now, this martial arts secret book has become such a small document, and within a few seconds, a copy can be passed on to others. If in ancient times, martial arts secret books could be copied, the whole world would be Ximen Chuixue and Lu Xiaofeng.
Yes, martial arts secrets are sold on the street. Buy one, get one free, and you can get three packs.
"This, I always feel a little weird. This is very different from what I imagined. Do you still have to push my back and pass on decades of skills to me to make me practice faster?"
"...I think too much. This is just a method of breathing luck and changing the rhythm of footsteps. In fact, most of the so-called martial arts secrets are breathing methods." Chen Meng felt that it was necessary to clean up Zhao Tiezhu, a local idiot.
Eliminate illiteracy. "The kind of martial arts secrets on TV, which can be mastered once practiced, and can kill hundreds of people with one punch without taking a breath, are all imaginary. There are real martial arts secrets, but the contents are basically basic."
The above are all methods of breathing and exhaling. The human body is a circulatory system. If the method of breathing is good, it can speed up the person's metabolism and make the person have stronger strength and speed. But the most basic thing is to exercise. There is no
Exercise, everything is just a cloud."
"I can't tell that you, a lesbian, are so knowledgeable~" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Chen Meng with shining eyes, which made Chen Meng feel guilty, "I am a lesbian and I am not interested in men. Don't treat me like this."
What are your intentions?" Chen Meng said, holding her chest.
"Aren't lesbians' bodies the same as those of women? How about you tell me something more? If I'm satisfied, I won't fuck with you anymore." Zhao Tiezhu said with a bad smile. Li Ling'er looked on with disdain.
Looking at Zhao Tiezhu, "What are you saying in front of a minor like me?" Li Ling'er thought to herself.
"Ling'er, don't listen, these are adults' words." Zhao Tiezhu seemed to see what Li Ling'er was thinking, and pushed Li Ling'er to the door, "Go out and see the handsome guys, and we adults will talk about adult topics."
"Tch, how old are you?" Li Ling'er's original intention was to say that Zhao Tiezhu was not much older, but Zhao Tiezhu made Li Ling'er vomit blood and lowered his head, looked down, and then said, "You know."
"I..." Li Ling'er felt that there was a generation gap between herself and Zhao Tiezhu, so she pulled up a chair and sat at the door to the side, picking up her mobile phone and playing with it.
"Come on, let's continue. Can you please reveal your identity?" Zhao Tiezhu turned the chair around and put his head on the back of the chair and asked.
"Well...don't you mean that you just let me go after I told you the movement technique?" Chen Meng looked at Zhao Tiezhu pitifully.
"Yes, I want you to leave, but isn't this door blocked by Ling'er? Let's talk again, don't let me do anything~" Zhao Tiezhu threatened with a smile.
"Brother, do you dare not to do this?" Chen Meng looked at Zhao Tiezhu speechlessly, "Okay, let me say one more thing, there is nothing special about my identity. My grandfather studied under Yanzi Li San, and later the craftsmanship was passed on to me.
Dad, my dad passed it on to me."
"Yo? Is your grandmaster still Yan Zi Li San? He was a thieves, but in your generation, he steals underwear? You are really promising." Zhao Tiezhu said in surprise.
"Humph, what age are we in now? There are so many bad guys out there who can steal things? And it's no longer the age where you could steal things by climbing up walls. Today's anti-theft measures...sigh." Chen
Meng sighed.
"Since you are studying under Yanzi Li San, do you have any special skills? Can you also Bluetooth one for me?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"It's all been lost, brother, everything I said is true! I just stole some underwear. Even if I were arrested and taken to the police station, at most I would be educated. Just let me go." Chen Meng wailed.
Zhao Tiezhu thought for a while but couldn't figure out what to ask, so he said, "Well, if you want to steal underwear in the future, don't steal it from me."
Chen Meng felt like she was being pardoned, and nodded hurriedly, "It's necessary, that's my brother's land, and their underwear belongs to you, brother."
"Oh, who do you think I am?" Zhao Tiezhu slapped the table and said righteously, "Am I such a worthless person?"
After a few more nonsense, Zhao Tiezhu finally let Chen Meng go. He couldn't explain the reason. Anyway, this person was not a heinous person. Moreover, Zhao Tiezhu felt that if this bitch was handed over to Su Yanni, would Su Yanni be guilty of completing herself?
He just left his villa for a mission? Although the possibility is almost impossible, Zhao Tiezhu will not let even the probability of 0.1 in 10,000 exist.