Chapter 417: Peasants Fuck You to Death Seventh Watch
"No more fun, no more fun, you are really an animal!!! No matter what I do, I can't defeat you. I built a field camp and ran into you and attacked me quickly. Are you using a perspective plug-in?" Lulu said.
Pushing the keyboard forward, he stood up and glared at Zhao Tiezhu.
"Well...you can't afford to lose, right?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Lulu in surprise, "We didn't fight or anything, right?"
"Oh!! When you talk about fighting, haha, let's have some fun, provided you let me be a farmer!" Lulu rolled her eyes and suddenly laughed.
"Well... why don't you let me circle the farmers and kill the headquarters directly? Then you can win." Zhao Tiezhu said disdainfully. In StarCraft, the number of farmers is very important. Even in the later stages, it is often
There will be a weak party sneak attack on the strong party's farmers, leading to the final comeback. In the early stage, the importance of farmers is self-evident. Three farmers mining and four farmers mining, it is really like a primitive game.
The difference between society and modern society is basically that if there are no other mistakes, an ordinary person with four farmers at the beginning can completely defeat three farmers at the beginning.
"Oh~ aren't you awesome? I can't beat you. Every time you make me orgasm, I can't stop. Give me a chance. Don't you want to hear what the lottery is?" Lulu looked at her charmingly.
He looked at Zhao Tiezhu.
Zhao Tiezhu's heart trembled and he asked, "What kind of lottery is it?"
"If you lose a round, take off one piece of clothing." Lulu calmed everyone down as soon as she spoke. Chen Lingshan exclaimed, "Sister Lulu, you...how are you doing this..."
"Haha, if we don't do something exciting, he will definitely not play." Lulu looked at Zhao Tiezhu proudly, "How about it? If you lose a game, take off one piece of clothing, but I only wear one piece of clothing and a small panty ~
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"Well...then I'll give you a chance." Zhao Tiezhu chuckled, "I can't see you losing all the time, that's not good either."
"Hahaha, okay, okay, wait a minute, I'll go put on my underwear." Lulu stood up and walked into a small room nearby. Zhao Tiezhu shouted, "Oh, no need, I think it's good for you to do this."
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"Brother Tiezhu!!" Chen Lingshan glared at Zhao Tiezhu.
Zhao Tiezhu smiled coquettishly, "Just a joke, just a joke."
Not long after, Lulu came back, but there was an extra piece of underwear in her shirt. What made Zhao Tiezhu confused was, why did Lulu's breasts look so much bigger than before?
"Okay, okay, let's get started. At the beginning, you have to bring one of your farmers to my house." Lulu said as she sat in front of the computer.
"Okay, no problem. If we lose then, no one is allowed to cheat!" Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
"Of course, I, Sister Lulu, am I the kind of person who cheats? I'll let you see everything at worst." Lulu assured, patting her chest.
"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu nodded and quickly built the host.
The game has begun.
Four minutes later.
"Damn it, Lulu, you are so wretched, you actually attacked me quickly! I haven't built my barracks yet!!" Zhao Tiezhu shouted in surprise.
"Hahaha, you ask me to be a farmer. If I don't attack quickly, who will you attack quickly? Look at my invincible jumping dog~" Lulu said with a coquettish smile. The six dogs that rushed into Zhao Tiezhu's house instantly divided into three groups, one with two,
Three-line operation!!
These dogs were writhing coquettishly like Lulu, and from time to time they would seduce Zhao Tiezhu's mining farmers. They would mess with you here and there. In the end, Zhao Tiezhu's farmers couldn't bear it anymore and shouted.
Farmer brothers, revolt! A group of farmers wielding sickles and hoes surrounded Lulu's dog. At the same time, Zhao Tiezhu also separated a line of farmers and built a crystal at the intersection, directly blocking the intersection, thus cutting it off.
Without Lulu's back-up, that's what the saying goes.
Lulu smiled disdainfully. Dogs are one of the most maneuverable types of soldiers. They are very fast. Hitting farmers is like using a submachine gun to hit unarmed people. That will kill as many as they come. Lulu has already imagined Zhao Tiezhu.
The scene of taking off your clothes after losing the game is just the beginning. Sister will ask you to strip naked later. Lulu couldn't help but smile proudly, but the smile froze on her face in an instant.
Zhao Tiezhu didn't have many farmers, only about ten. However, Zhao Tiezhu used a little trick to stack these ten farmers tightly together. This is a very cumbersome trick in StarCraft, because each unit will occupy a certain area.
space, and using this technique, the units that originally occupied ten spaces can be stacked into units that occupy only five spaces. This made Lulu's dog unable to start for a moment, and in the moment of Lulu's hesitation,
Then, Zhao Tiezhu's farmers suddenly dispersed, and suddenly they surrounded a dog who had no time to leave because he was nostalgic for the farmer's grace.
Within a few breaths, the dog was turned into a pool of blood by seven or eight farmers.
"Oh no, it's so cruel!!" Lulu's hands shook, and she hurriedly ran to the side with the puppy, and started a guerrilla war. However, Zhao Tiezhu's farmers were already happy with the dog above, and they sang happily together.
They went back to mining again, so Lulu had to drag the puppy forward to harass her. During this harassment, Zhao Tiezhu cunningly asked the farmers to pile on top of each other. Lulu was not careful and another dog was killed.
, gorgeous blood flowers bloomed on the map, Lulu yelled, "Stop, please do it to my sister."
Zhao Tiezhu was so proud that he sent a farmer to show mercy to the puppy and said, "Why are you here? What are you here for? I've been waiting for you in vain."
I couldn't bear it anymore! Lulu felt that if she had to bear it any longer, she would become a Ninja Turtle. She pulled the puppies and shouted, "For Chairman Chiang, go ahead." The four puppies rushed towards the farmers' pile without hesitation, and
The following puppy bit the crystal blocking the intersection, but it was too late.
Zhao Tiezhu's fanatic has been created. With the cooperation of the farmers, he happily gave away the four puppies to ooxx in a few moments. Then he pulled three farmers and the fanatic together and rushed towards a few crystal-biting dogs.
puppy.
"Hero, let me bite a few more farmers, okay?" Lulu looked at Zhao Tiezhu pitifully.
"No problem." Zhao Tiezhu said, but his men kept going and wiped out all Lulu's puppies in a few strokes. Lulu's fast attack failed completely. Although Zhao Tiezhu's economy was slightly affected, but with the help of
With the perfect operation in the later period, the disadvantage was slowly brought back.
"You're lying, you didn't want me to bite a few more farmers!!" Lulu hurriedly blocked Zhao Tiezhu's attack, but she shouted aggrievedly.
"I'm not lying to you, look." Zhao Tiezhu led a bunch of soldiers and rushed directly into Lulu's headquarters. Lulu's remaining troops resisted stubbornly, but the subsequent backup from Zhao Tiezhu caused Lulu to collapse.
The peasants were so densely packed!! There were forty or fifty of those peasants, and they lined up and drove into Lulu's headquarters in a mighty manner. They rushed at everyone they saw! A bunker was actually beaten up by the peasants.
Explosive!!!
Lulu immediately withdrew from the game, then stood up and rushed towards Zhao Tiezhu with her teeth and claws bared, "Sister, I'm going to kill you."
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