Xia Buyou was almost stunned. He looked down at his lower body and saw that the tied thong bag had been loosened at some point, and a large gap was exposed in the entire trousers.
Xia Buyou quickly tightened his thong in a hurry, but Zhao Tiezhu still kept laughing, "I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to get needle holes, hahaha." Zhao Tiezhu was laughing like he was leaning forward and backward,
As a result, the onlookers nearby also started to hum.
"What's so funny about this! We, the Yamato nation, have always been very proud of our penis!!" Xia Buyu said proudly, "Among Asians, we are considered very majestic."
"Hahaha, majestic, majestic, I just visually checked, it must be 3 centimeters, right? Tsk tsk tsk, it is indeed majestic. I suddenly remembered a joke, let me tell you, there is a Japanese man, an American man and another
British men were captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief told them that today is the birthday of my god. If the total length of your penis is 30 centimeters, then I will let you go. As a result, the British man measured it and found that 13
Centimeters, the American man is 14 centimeters, the total is 27 centimeters. The Japanese man tremblingly took out his penis and measured it, 3 centimeters! The three of them were let go. When they were far away, the Japanese breathed a sigh of relief.
"Fortunately, I didn't know why, I was so scared that I got erect. Otherwise, we would be dead." Hahaha." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.
As soon as this joke was told, everyone in the audience was shocked. Men and women laughed and looked at Xia Buyou Kuaigan's ecstatic thong. Xia Buyou Kuaigan could still maintain a little grace, but when Zhao Tiezhu said this, he simply
Unable to bear it anymore, he shouted and rushed forward to fight Zhao Tiezhu. When Zhao Tiezhu saw Xia Buyou Kuaigan's red face, he shouted: "Did you also commit suicide just now?"
Zhao Tiezhu's words directly hurt Xia Buyou Kuaigan's fragile heart. Yes, Zhao Tiezhu was right. His joke turned out to be true, because generally fat people will have something shorter.
Yes, and for a sumo wrestler like this, it is even shorter. Xia Buyou Kuai Gan is a weirdo among sumo wrestlers, and he is the shortest among the shortest. He just competed with Zhao Tiezhu's strength, and his blood flow accelerated. This accident
, rushed down there, which caused an erection, but Zhao Tiezhu saw it. The most important three centimeters in his life were laughed at by Zhao Tiezhu. Xia Buyou dared to think that he must kill this skinny monkey with his own hands.
I pulled off his pants and cut his penis into two centimeters, and then we saw if he still dared to laugh at me.
But he didn't know that Zhao Tiezhu's magical weapon was as hard as a rock! Even if he slashed it with a knife, it wouldn't stop dripping.
Xia Buyou Kuaigan roared like a killing pig and rushed towards Zhao Tiezhu. Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly wiped away the tears from his laughter, and then kicked Xia Buyou Kuaigan in the lower part.
This kick was very fast and hard. Xia Buyou Kuaigan still kept his forward posture, but his lower body was nailed in place. Then everything seemed to be in slow motion. Xia Buyou Kuaigan slowly fell down, covering his body with his hands.
Holding his own dick, he held a breath in his throat, and his face turned purple.
"Damn it, you can't just kick someone to death!" Zhao Tiezhu was shocked. Is this little Japanese so impatient?
Finally, it was okay. After a long time, Xia Buyou saw that he was about to die, and he spat out a breath of turbid air, and then his face slowly returned to normal.
Zhao Tiezhu glanced at Xia Buyou Kuai Gan, and shouted to the few little Japanese next to him, "You guys, is there anyone else who can come up?"
Several little Japanese were frightened by Zhao Tiezhu's unpredictable leg skills, and they all stepped back.
This retreat immediately caused a burst of cheers from the surrounding students, and shouts of "Brother Tiezhu, you are mighty" could not be heard.
Zhao Tiezhu shouted, "If you come to challenge us in the future, remember to clean yourself." Then he walked aside gracefully.
Xia Buyou quickly looked at Zhao Tiezhu with resentment. If he just wanted to cut off Zhao Tiezhu's penis before, then now, he wanted to cut Zhao Tiezhu into thousands of pieces. Zhao Tiezhu's kick just now hit the most important thing in his life.
Three centimeters, which was not long in the first place, was kicked by Zhao Tiezhu and it shrank back! For a man, this was a life-or-death feud!
Zhao Tiezhu doesn't care about the resentment of these passers-by, characters A, B, and C. If they dare to come for revenge, he will throw them into the river at worst. The most important thing right now is to get the benefits from Li Ling'er~ Zhao Tiezhu's heart goes crazy when he thinks of Li Ling'er's beautiful 36D breasts
itch.
"Brother Tiezhu, you did a great job!!" Li Ling'er praised.
Zhao Tiezhu stepped forward and said, "Of course, those who offend our country will be punished no matter how far away they are~"
"Yeah, brother Tiezhu is really enlightened. Okay, let's go back to class." Li Ling'er said naturally.
"Hey, Ling'er, what's your advantage? 36d, bellyband, and Yan Ni's size." Zhao Tiezhu said shyly.
"Oh!! I remembered it. If you didn't tell me, Brother Tiezhu, I would have forgotten it. But, Brother Tiezhu, haven't you brought glory to the country? Why are you so embarrassed to ask for benefits from others!" Li Ling'er asked.
"That's right, both are right." Zhao Tiezhu said with a lewd smile, "How about we find a place to cash in the benefits?"
"That's no need. If you want to know how old Sister Yan Ni is, I'll tell you right now." Li Ling'er paused deliberately. Seeing the expectation in Zhao Tiezhu's eyes, Li Ling'er said slowly, "Sister Yan Ni, this year
23 years old.”
"What???" Zhao Tiezhu said anxiously, "I'm not talking about how old Yan Ni is, I'm talking about that, that!!"
"What is that? That's what I just told you. Didn't you say how old Yan Ni is? She is 23 years old, that's right." Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu pretending to be stupid.
"This, this, this... don't be such a bully. Okay, this is over. Next, I haven't experienced the 36d touch yet~~ How do you want me to experience it?" Zhao Tiezhu Baba
Looking at Li Linger, this condition is the highlight!!
"You have already experienced this just now!" Li Ling'er said strangely, "Didn't you touch that Hikawa Okazaka just now and it felt very comfortable? That one is 36d!"
"I'll choke you!! You are cheating me!!" Zhao Tiezhu couldn't bear it anymore and stared at Li Ling'er, "Ling'er, I always thought you were a very simple little girl. I didn't expect that you would do it again and again.
You deceived me, you made me sad."
"Oh, brother Tiezhu, tell me, how did I lie to you? You touched my 36D breasts so much just now, what else do you want? Could it be..." Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu in surprise.
, "Is it possible that you want to try your hand on me??"