Five hundred and seventieth chapters handjob brother
Zhao Tiezhu didn't know that Su Yanni was coming to fj on Sunday. After Zhao Tiezhu parked the car, he took Li Ling'er to the small playground. Li Ling'er went to the girls' dormitory to change into a cheongsam as usual, while Zhao Tiezhu changed into it at home.
Well, the student uniform during the Republic of China was actually the Chinese tunic suit with a small hat added to it.
Almost everyone in the class has arrived, except for one Guo Jing. It's okay that she didn't come, because she didn't participate in the training. If she had come, I don't know where to insert her into the crowd.
Fan Jianxin was fat. Wearing this tight-fitting student uniform, his round belly was clearly visible. Zhao Tiezhu patted Fan Jian's belly and made two sounds, "If you had a figure like this during the May 4th Movement, what would you have done?"
You are a spy who has infiltrated the students. This belly is a typical belly of the exploiting class!"
"Aren't oppressed people allowed to have belly?" Fan Jian protested dissatisfied, "At that time, there must have been people who got fat even if they drank water. You can't discriminate against fat people."
People here were having fun, and not long after, Linda came over and said to everyone, "Wait a minute our class will be the 21st in line to enter. Then, the slogans will have to be shouted loudly, you know!?"
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"knew!"
Everyone shouted.
"Fan Jian, what's the slogan?" Zhao Tiezhu didn't come yesterday, so he didn't know about the slogan yet.
"Slogan? It's our class's entrance slogan!"
"I know it's the entrance slogan, what is it?"
"Department 11 Foreign Languages, I am number one in the world. If anyone dares to disobey, take him to the ashtray machine." Fan Jian said casually.
"Let me slap you, isn't this very pornographic and violent!" Zhao Tiezhu exclaimed in surprise.
"In these days, isn't it all about personality? It can't be friendship first and competition second. Those are the products of the older generation. Who wants to shout that? It's better not to shout. It's shameful, brothers.
, you say, right?" Fan Jian said to the people on the side.
"Yes, yes, we have been thinking about this slogan for a long time! How touching~" Zhou Shao said from the side, "You are the best in the world, how domineering. If you dare not accept it, I will take you to the duster and let you beat it.
Even if everyone dies, he is still a poor virgin, haha.”
"You are so damn evil!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at everyone and said with scorn, "But... I like it." Zhao Tiezhu then showed a lewd smile, "Actually, I think our slogan can be longer."
"Oh? Tie Zhu, tell me?" Fan Jian asked curiously.
"Department 11 Foreign Languages, I am the best in the world. If a man is dissatisfied, cut him into pieces. If a woman is dissatisfied, take her to call a chicken. Hahaha." Zhao Tiezhu said and laughed, but the surroundings suddenly became silent.
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"Is this bad?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"First of all, it's too long. Secondly, it's too yellow. Thirdly, it's too violent and affects river crabs..." Fan Jian said seriously.
"Okay then." Zhao Tiezhu looked frustrated. He was uneducated, which was terrible.
After the sports committee member went to the front of the team and organized the team, Li Ling'er appeared in a cheongsam. The same outfit as usual, but it still aroused the exclamation of all the boys and most of the girls in the class, "This childlike face is paired with a sexy and mature figure."
The cheongsam is really like an angel and a devil!"
Li Ling'er held a sign in her hand, which said the 11th Department of Foreign Languages. This originally ordinary sign had a lot of paintings drawn by a bunch of sexy people in the Department of Foreign Languages, making the whole thing look extremely weird.
Not long after, on the main playground of FJ University not far from the small playground, the xxx symphony sounded, which is the kind of music that is played at almost any conference or festival, and then the surrounding teams went to the main stadium in order.
Walking outside the playground, the first one to enter was naturally at the entrance of the playground, and Zhao Tiezhu and the others, being the 21st, had to queue far away. Even with the music on the playground, Zhao Tiezhu could only
Hear a little bit.
The entire queue moved forward one by one. Not long after walking, they arrived at Zhao Tiezhu's class. Zhao Tiezhu still didn't lose his temper at critical moments. He walked with a serious look and was very coordinated with the people around him.
When people from the Department of Foreign Languages entered the playground, there was a commotion. First of all, the uniqueness of their costumes. The intellectual youths who seemed to have come from the Republic of China made some old professors on the rostrum seem to think of their predecessors.
The literati stood up one after another and looked at the direction below. Most of the phalanxes that had been parked saw Li Ling'er wearing a cheongsam and black silk stockings. This Li Ling'er was a school belle, and with this outfit
The outfit immediately killed countless men. All the men were talking in low voices for a while, and many boys had already concluded that Li Ling'er would definitely be the winner of this school beauty contest.
When the queue reached the central podium, it was time to start shouting slogans. Li Ling'er took the lead and said, "11 Foreign Languages Department," and then the people behind them shouted in unison, "11 Foreign Languages Department, I am the best in the world." Zhao Tiezhu added
He was yelling at his neck, but he didn't participate in yesterday's training of shouting slogans. When I finished shouting the number one in the world in the 11th foreign language department, there was a pause of about a second, and then who dared to disobey and lead him?
Duster, this looks rhythmic and layered.
But Zhao Tiezhu didn't know, so after I shouted out in the 11th Department of Foreign Languages, the number one in the world, after everyone quieted down, Zhao Tiezhu still shouted loudly, "Whoever dares to disobey, take him to the ashtray machine."
The radio station responsible for the sound effects of this opening ceremony specially placed several microphones under the rostrum in order to make people's slogans more majestic, so that the sound could be completely transmitted throughout the entire main playground. Therefore, Zhao Tiezhu's voice
Roaring, naturally, is picked up by the microphone, especially when everyone around you is quiet.
then...
Everyone only heard a hoarse shout, "Whoever dares to disobey, take him to masturbate."
Suddenly, the entire playground was silent.
If this sentence were shouted out by a class, it would at most create a sensation. After all, there are so many people shouting, so it is not surprising. However, there is only one person shouting at the moment, which seems very unique and unique.
Very strange again.
After almost a second of silence, the people on the playground burst into laughter, and the people on the rostrum also laughed. Coupled with the good effect of the speaker, the people who were still queuing outside the playground also laughed.
Zhao Tiezhu was originally a celebrity in the school. His rewards and punishments, as well as his battle with sumo wrestlers, made Zhao Tiezhu's name widely spread among the students. Many people immediately saw Zhao Tiezhu in the crowd, and slowly
, someone started shouting, "Brother Gray Machine, Brother Gray Machine."
This person started shouting, and more people started shouting.
FJ University tolerates students from all over the world. Naturally, the style of study is very open. In other schools, this is equivalent to violating school discipline. In FJ University, it is nothing at all. Therefore, after a few seconds, the entire main playground
, there came a very rhythmic shout: "Brother Gray Machine".
The person from the foreign language department just hid his face and walked away without even shouting the last sentence.
Zhao Tiezhu, on the other hand, looked at the classmates around him who were calling him Brother Ji Ji, and wanted to cry but had no tears... He couldn't be so playful.
(A new week has begun, I wish everyone all the best~)