Chapter five hundred and ninety fifth football game abused
Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly said goodbye to Tie Shou, and then hurried back to FJ University with Fan Jian.
After arriving at the meeting point on the playground, Zhao Tiezhu saw a group of dejected classmates. He quickly asked, "What's going on?"
Li Ling'er pulled Zhao Tiezhu aside and said, "Just now our class met someone from the electromechanical department. In half an hour, they scored 12 goals. Now we are ranked first in the group with a goal difference advantage."
Four..."
"Hell, there are only 4 classes in a group. Our class is last?"
"Yes, in another game, the ratio between the mechanical department and the economic and trade department was 2:0, the economic and trade department lost 2 goals, and we lost 12 goals. Naturally, we are ranked last."
"What happened? Why did you lose so much?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"It's not that guy Chen Kunpeng..." Li Ling'er looked at Chen Kunpeng who was chatting with someone not far away, and said, "This is what happened."
After the grouping ended this morning, it was time to start fighting against each other. Chen Kunpeng put all the people who were close to him as the main force, and then confidently took the people to play against the electromechanical department and took the field.
After that, Chen Kunpeng began to focus on one person's performance. He first played as a defender, then as a center, and finally as a forward. Basically, he was responsible for an offense from beginning to end, but his skills were not the same.
Well, people from the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering have outstanding skills, such as riding bicycles. They can pedal one or two pedals at a time. Chen Kunpeng also imitated others to pedal a bicycle. After pedaling halfway, his left foot stumbled over his right foot, and he fell down.
He also lost the ball, and then gave others a chance to counterattack, and then the goal came naturally.
If you lose the ball, just throw it. The worst thing you can do is reflect on it and keep going. But Chen Kunpeng, a guy like this, doesn't reflect on himself at all. Instead, he blames his teammates for not doing their best. If I run away, you have to run with me. What?
Your position is very bad. I can't pass the ball, or I can't pass the ball. There are all kinds of reasons. The final result is that Chen Kunpeng drives the ball into the opponent's crowd over and over again, and the opponent also
I saw Chen Kunpeng's routine. As soon as Chen Kunpeng dribbled the ball, the two or three people surrounded him without any psychological pressure. Anyway, Chen Kunpeng didn't know how to pass the ball. It was really unbearable to encounter Chen Kunpeng once and be surrounded.
He directly passed the ball back to his own goalkeeper, but Chen Kunpeng was used to playing forward and thought he was still in the middle position. This time the ball was passed with great force and heavy weight! But
, Tragically, Chen Kunpeng's position at this time was not far from the penalty area line. This pass back directly resulted in a world-class save for his own goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper was frightened by Chen Kunpeng now. He didn't dare to throw the ball to Chen Kunpeng, so he threw the ball to his own team members. Just as his own team members were about to rush, Chen Kunpeng's cry came out.
, I, I, I kept screaming, just like ***, as if if you don’t pass it to him, you are sorry for the country and the people. The player really couldn’t stand Chen Kunpeng’s screams, so he had to pass the ball to Chen Kunpeng, Chen Kunpeng
Naturally, he had no hesitation and once again took on the role of the lone hero. He took the ball and charged towards the opponent. He ran with great force, but when he passed the midfield, he was stopped again.
Later, I slowly fell behind by several goals. Many people said that I needed to change someone. Everyone thought that he was the squad leader, so they gave him face and didn’t just tell him to get off. So, this Chen Kunpeng
Following everyone's response, he immediately replaced the goalkeeper who had previously performed so bravely and saved his own goal. The reason was that he was kicked three goals in fifteen minutes of half-time. This was a problem with his strength.
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Well, after the goalkeeper is changed, it means that the army is really defeated. Originally, there was still the last barrier, and I can still struggle for a while. The substitute goalkeeper who is replaced later is really the reincarnation of Butter Hand.
Ah! Whatever goal comes, it will be scored. Unfortunately, the foreign language department can only be rounded, and the round is still miserable.
"Chen Kunpeng, you're not such a good person, are you?" Zhao Tiezhu said in disbelief.
"Tie, there are far more dishes than you think. Let me tell you, isn't there a saying that says that the Dutch players are the ones who can bring the ball from their own bottom line to the opponent's half. They can bring the ball from their own side.
The one who brings the opponent's bottom line to the opponent's bottom line is the Brazilian player, and the one who can steal the ball from his own player's feet and bring it to his own goal is Chen Kunpeng..."
"With such stinky feet, why don't you tell him to get off early?"
"I've said it before, but he has a reason. One moment he said the turf was too hard, another moment he said the turf was too soft, another moment he said he was not suitable for broadleaf grass and other grasses, and then later he even complained about the weather, saying that today
The wind is strong, which is very uncomfortable for someone with delicate footwork like him."
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu was really speechless. How could this person be so shameless!!
"This is pretty good. After he came down just now, he listed several on-field reasons. 1. On-field factors: a. The referee helped them. b. The referee didn't help us. c. The opponent was too strong. d.
The opponent's skills were too delicate e, the goal post helped them f, the opponent's goalkeeper played bt + extraordinary g, and the stoppage time was too long. Then he listed several off-field reasons, a, there were too many girls on our side, b, there were too many boys on the opponent's side, c,
There were people walking around the field, which affected his concentration."
"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu listened to Li Ling'er's words and walked directly to Chen Kunpeng. At this time, Chen Kunpeng was talking to several of his friends, "The shot just now had a great chance, but it was just that
At that time, I suddenly thought that the world today is not very peaceful yet, everyone is fighting, and there is drought and famine in Africa. So, at that moment, my heart trembled, so,
My feet were also shaking. That’s why the ball was kicked away.”
"Is your little brother trembling too?" Zhao Tiezhu's voice came from the side.
"What do you mean, Tiezhu? Friendship comes first, competition comes second. As long as we try our best to fight, winning or losing is not the most important thing!" Chen Kunpeng took a towel and wiped his head.
Khan, "People who haven't been on the field don't know how tiring it is."
"I heard a joke." Zhao Tiezhu said to Chen Kunpeng with a smile, "The joke goes like this: Those who can run for 90 minutes without changing their expression are Korean players. Those who can run for 90 minutes without losing breath are European players.
The one who can run for 90 minutes and is covered in sweat is a South American player. The one who can walk for 90 minutes and falls to the ground with cramps is a Chinese player. Now there is another joke to this joke: he can walk for 30 minutes and is covered in sweat playing ball by himself.
The person who can still talk so loudly after conceding 12 goals is Chen Kunpeng!"
"What do you mean? You!" Chen Kunpeng threw the towel aside fiercely and glared at Zhao Tiezhu.
"It's not interesting, bro, I don't want to see some people who regard me as a force." Zhao Tiezhu looked at Chen Kunpeng with a faint smile.