The weather today is actually very good, the wind is sunny and cloudless, and the sun is still smiling at us. On such a morning, even Li Ling'er and Cao Ziyi made an appointment to go out for a run together, not to mention that they often go out for a run.
Lingxue exercises to stay in shape.
Ling Xue woke up early today, and then went to the West Lake and ran around it several times. During this period, she even met two beauties from the villa next door to her. One of them was a long-haired beauty wearing a light blue sportswear.
Ling Xue always felt inferior every time she saw her. Although her appearance might be better than hers, her temperament was really incomparable.
After these few laps, Ling Xue thought about going for a jog in the woods to feel the fresh air in the woods, the chirping of birds and the chirping of insects. After jogging for a while, she felt a little tired and was ready to go home, but just now
After running out of the forest, Ling Xue heard that familiar, obscene voice that filled her with disgust.
Ling Xue didn't want to read it at first, but the content in the voice attracted Ling Xue's attention. Then Ling Xue saw Zhao Tiezhu pressing a hand on the small advertisement on the telephone pole while shouting proudly.
The disease is cured.
Ling Xue had seen this small advertisement on the telephone pole. In big cities, this kind of advertisement was called psoriasis. Ling Xue had always hated this advertisement and felt that the things on it were all deceptive. Now she actually
I heard that wretched and lecherous Zhao Tiezhu yelling at this advertisement that he was saved. Could it be that Zhao Tiezhu had some kind of disease?
At this time, Zhao Tiezhu really felt that he had not read the almanac when he went out today. After hesitating for a long time, he finally plucked up the courage to call out. He was heard and seen by Ling Xue who happened to be passing by, and looked at Ling Xue's natural look, as if
It's the same thing that you should do if you get a sexually transmitted disease. Are you the kind of promiscuous person?
Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly retracted his hand, looked at Ling Xue a little embarrassed and said, "Well...good morning."
Ling Xue nodded and said seriously, "If you are sick, you must seek treatment immediately. It is best to go to a regular hospital. You cannot believe the things in such small advertisements."
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu was about to defend himself, but Ling Xue said again, "Men, in fact, need to love themselves a little more and stop flirting with women. I will tell Hong Yun about this, and I hope you don't infect Hong Yun.
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Damn, you are the only one who is contagious. Your whole family is contagious! Zhao Tiezhu was extremely aggrieved. Just as he was about to speak, the voices of two women talking came out from the forest. Zhao Tiezhu took a closer look and saw that they were Cao Ziyi and Li Ling'er.
"Hey, Brother Tiezhu, why are you here?" Li Ling'er asked suspiciously when he saw Zhao Tiezhu standing stupidly under the telephone pole.
"No, no, no, come out here to bask in the sun." Zhao Tiezhu put one hand on the telephone pole while watching the two women naturally.
"If you get that kind of disease, you need to be treated early. You have to be careful and don't let him infect it!" Ling Xue seemed to have turned into a verbose neighborhood committee aunt today, and she said more words than Zhao Tiezhu ever said since he met her.
many.
"What's the disease?" Li Ling'er asked.
"Sigh." Ling Xue shook her head, said nothing, and acted as if she was hesitant to speak. Then she looked at Zhao Tiezhu with regret, "It will be cured one day."
After saying that, he drifted away, leaving only the stunned classmate Zhao Tiezhu.
"Nah, you tricked me!" Only then did Zhao Tiezhu realize that this was Ling Xue tricking him in front of so many women! With Ling Xue's head, it's possible that Ling Xue couldn't figure out that this was just a prank, since she definitely wanted to
Of course, it’s still like this. I can only say that Ling Xue did it on purpose!
It's just that it's too late to explain.
Li Ling'er fully played the role of a curious baby, jumping up to Zhao Tiezhu, "Brother Tiezhu, what is that on your hand? What disease do people say you have?"
"Well, it's nothing." Zhao Tiezhu retracted his hand, "Don't listen to her nonsense, what could be wrong with me?"
"Doctor Wang specializes in treating sexually transmitted diseases... Brother Tiezhu, don't you have it? What kind of disease is it?" Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu in shock.
"How is that possible? Brother, I am a boy! I said Ling'er, you are a kid, don't talk about these things!" Zhao Tiezhu pretended to be angry.
"Oh, it must be!! Brother Tiezhu actually...ahhh~!! Sister Ziyi, let's run quickly, or we will be infected!" Li Ling'er shouted hurriedly.
Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er with a dark look, "Even if I really get that disease, you don't have to run away. This thing can't be spread through the air."
"Then how did it spread?" Li Ling'er asked.
Zhao Tiezhu ignored Li Ling'er, looked at Cao Ziyi, and said, "Ziyi, are you done with your morning exercise?"
"Well, it's done, I need to go back and take a shower." Cao Ziyi smiled and nodded, pulling Li Ling'er who was still confused and said, "Let's go, let's take a shower together."
"Wow, sister Ziyi, you are finally going to take a bath with me? Oh, I... I am so excited." Li Ling'er's attention was immediately attracted by Cao Ziyi's words, and she happily walked to the villa with Cao Ziyi.
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Zhao Tiezhu looked at Cao Ziyi gratefully. No matter when, the first person to help him out of trouble was Cao Ziyi. If he didn't commit himself to Cao Ziyi in this life, he would really have nothing to repay!
Only then did Lucy come out from where she was hiding. Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile, "Tiezhu, you did a good job."
"What do you mean you did a good job? You are hurting me!" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Lucy aggrievedly, "I only saw you in your underwear. Do you think you can bully others like this?"
"What do you mean I just looked at my underwear? Isn't this serious?" Lucy asked angrily.
"No, it's just that I often watch some American dramas on TV. Don't you American girls often walk on the road in underwear, bikinis, etc.? And when you attend parties, don't you all wear underwear..."
"That's art, you know?" Lucy glanced at Zhao Tiezhu with disdain, "In your Chinese movies, one person often fights hundreds of people. Is it true that in real society, one person fights hundreds of people? Still.
What about flying around? Are there any in reality?"
"That's true!" Zhao Tiezhu suddenly realized and clapped his hands.
"In the United States, many people are actually very conservative!" Lucy said, "According to our family's family rules, if a girl has her body looked at by the opposite sex, there are only two consequences!"
"Which two?"
"First, cut it. Second, crush it."
Zhao Tiezhu felt a gust of cold wind blowing towards him. He crossed his legs unconsciously and said, "Lucy, I still have to go to class. Let's continue chatting another day."
After saying that, Zhao Tiezhu trotted towards the villa.
Lucy looked at Zhao Tiezhu angrily and snorted coldly, "You dare to look at me with such open eyes and don't tease you. It's really too easy for you." Then she shook her head with a smile and said to herself.
, "Actually, there is a third option. If I want, I can marry him."