In the end, Zhao Tiezhu failed to do so because Li Ling'er was standing in the aisle, blowing on a glass of water.
"You're up so late at night, what are you playing here? Are you practicing blowing skills?" Zhao Tiezhu said with a wretched smile.
"I feel a little uncomfortable." Li Ling'er frowned, "I'll take some medicine, the water is too hot."
"Do you feel uncomfortable? Where do you feel uncomfortable?" Zhao Tiezhu asked with concern.
"As for my stomach, it always hurts at night, and it still hurts now." Li Ling'er said pitifully, "I don't know if it's because of the bad food."
"What did you have for dinner?"
"It's nothing, just four steamed buns, a bowl of broth, a flatbread and an Oreo," Li Ling'er said.
"...Okay, I think you are holding on, or you have bloating." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, and then he glanced behind Li Ling'er without leaving any trace. He could faintly hear the sound of water coming from behind Li Ling'er.
came from the bathroom.
"It's true that Ziyi didn't wait for me to take a bath, ugh!" Zhao Tiezhu was helpless.
"Okay, I have bloating... Then I'll go back to the room and rub my belly." Li Ling'er walked into the room helplessly. Zhao Tiezhu looked at the bathroom door that was closed tightly and felt that he should take more care of his tenants, so
He resolutely followed Li Ling'er into the room.
"Brother Tiezhu, why are you following me here? I'm about to rub my belly. Do you want to take a peek?" Li Ling'er asked warily.
"What, am I that kind of person? I'm just concerned about whether you really have bloating. Come on, brother Tiezhu, let me take your pulse." Zhao Tiezhu sat by the bed and said, "I am a doctor."
appearance.
"Real or fake? Do you understand this?" Li Ling'er looked dubious.
"Tch, your invincible, brave and upright landlady is an all-rounder. Not to mention a small pulse check, even if you become infertile, I can make you pregnant. If you are pregnant, I can help you deliver the baby.
No problem!" Zhao Tiezhu said proudly.
"This... okay." Li Ling'er sat next to Zhao Tiezhu and handed his hand to Zhao Tiezhu.
Zhao Tiezhu pretended to knead Li Linger's palm for a while.
"This...is this how you feel your pulse?" Li Ling'er asked.
"This is called to activate your menstrual blood. If you do this, you can make a better diagnosis after taking your pulse." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
Zhao Tiezhu was intoxicated while kneading it. Although he had held Li Ling'er's little hand several times, he had a new feeling every time! This hand was as soft as boneless, and it felt like touching something. It was really
Comfortable.
After kneading, Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er and said, "Well, I actually need to measure your heart rate."
"How to test?" Li Ling'er asked.
"Well, we don't have a stethoscope now, so we can only test with our hands!" Zhao Tiezhu said in embarrassment.
"Hand test? How do you measure it?"
"I will put my hand on your heart and test whether your heart rate is normal!" Zhao Tiezhu said seriously, "This is all necessary."
"Tch, you're thinking too much." Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with contempt, "You're not taking this opportunity to eat my tofu, are you?"
"How is it possible? As the saying goes, doctors can't have the thoughts of men and women. In my heart, you are just an ordinary cell synthesis. The essence of men and women is the same.
.”
"Do you feel your pulse?" Li Linger asked directly without listening to Zhao Tiezhu's nonsense.
"Well... okay, let's wait until we have a stethoscope to measure the heart rate later. Come on, let me feel your pulse." Zhao Tiezhu said, putting a hand on Li Ling'er's wrist, and then closed his eyes slightly.
For a while…
"Looking at your pulse..." Zhao Tiezhu frowned, hesitated, and said, "Looking at your pulse... it seems like you... are pregnant!!"
"What a big-headed ghost you are!" Li Ling'er pushed Zhao Tiezhu away with a palm, and then said, "You are the only one who is happy! Sister, I am still a yellow flower girl!"
"Oh, you have such no sense of humor. I'm just kidding. In fact, you are really flatulent. Yes, I'm sure. It's just... Ling'er, are you really a yellow flower girl?" Zhao Tiezhu was confused.
asked.
"What? Do you want me to try it?" Li Ling'er squinted at Zhao Tiezhu.
"As the saying goes, there is no proof for what you say. If you insist on proving it to me, I don't care." Zhao Tiezhu said shyly.
"Hey, Brother Tiezhu, I found that after Sister Yan Ni and Lucy were gone, you seemed to have become even more obscene!!" Li Ling'er said.
"Look at what you said, your sense of humor! Do you know your sense of humor! Didn't I just watch you feel uncomfortable and make fun of you? It's just, Ling'er, since you were with Qingdi before, now
You are still a yellow-flowered girl, so you don’t approve of pre-marital sex?” Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"This...should be it." Li Ling'er pondered for a moment and then said, "I think I should leave the most complete version of myself to my man on the wedding night."
"Oh, Ling'er, this is actually your fault. As the saying goes, men and women are different. If you, a girl, kiss your mouth and touch your body, you won't have any big feelings, but men are different, you know.
, men often have to hold it in, and holding it in for a long time is very bad for the body! Do you want your man to hold it in in the future? Will you be satisfied until he becomes a Ninja Turtle in the end? "
"But... I'm not sure whether he is the one I want. If I give it to him and he doesn't want me in the future, wouldn't it be a loss for me?" Li Ling'er asked.
"Actually, Ling'er, in love, you should never care about gains and losses. Don't say you lost or you gained. Think about it, the man spent so much energy and time on you, if you fall in love with him in the end,
If you dump her, is that a loss? But who would say that a man can’t buy anything or spend any money on his girlfriend before marriage? According to you, if he didn’t get married in the end, the money he spent would be
It’s a loss, right? So, when a man and a woman fall in love, they are in love, but they don’t go out of their way to suppress it. If the feeling comes, premarital sex is also okay!” Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.
"This..." Li Ling'er was a little overwhelmed by Zhao Tiezhu's theory. Even with her extremely high IQ, she didn't find anything wrong in Zhao Tiezhu's words. Could it be that her previous persistence was wrong?
??
Zhao Tiezhu felt dismayed in his heart. This theory was used by Lao Shi to abduct those ignorant girls. Although he failed every time, he seemed to have succeeded this time. This is called laying the foundation for something in the future.
! It will be convenient to destroy the obsession in the girl's heart first, and then do something. Zhao Tiezhu himself knows that there is still a flaw in the previous paragraph, that is, the girl's first time,
It only happens once, and if a man's money is gone, he can make it again. After time has passed, he will still have energy in the future. In the same way, he will always have it!
"Haha, let's not talk about this anymore. Come on, since you have bloating, let me rub your stomach." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.