"Auntie, you're delivering something to me so late!" Lin Lei said in an unusually sweet voice after opening the door.
"That's right, don't look at who I am, I'm your aunt!" A cheerful female voice sounded from outside the door, and then Zhao Tiezhu saw a typical middle-aged and elderly woman appear at the door.
This is a very ordinary middle-aged woman. She does not have a beautiful appearance or a voluptuous figure. Anyway, she looks ordinary. She is holding a plastic bag in her hand. I don’t know what is in the bag. It is bulging.
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"Hey, Xiaolei, what smells so good!" As soon as the aunt came in, she asked with her nose raised, and then she turned her attention to the restaurant, and then!!!
Zhao Tiezhu could actually see a strong light burst out from the aunt's eyes! This light could almost blind Zhao Tiezhu's eyes!
Damn what is this!!!
It was the first time that Zhao Tiezhu saw such a naked beauty on an ordinary person. This naked woman was like a pervert seeing a naked beauty, like Sister Feng seeing Guan Xi, or even better like Ultraman seeing a little monster!
"Who is this young man!!" The aunt felt the wind at her feet and walked to Zhao Tiezhu's side in a few steps.
"Hello, aunt." Although Zhao Tiezhu was shocked by his aunt's semen, he stood up quickly.
"Hey, who are you? Are you Xiaolei's friend? Or Xiaolei's boyfriend?" The aunt asked three questions first, speaking very fast.
"I am..." Zhao Tiezhu was about to introduce himself, but his aunt didn't give him a chance to speak. "How old are you? Where did you study? What do you do now?"
"This..." Zhao Tiezhu really wanted to say, please don't speak so fast, okay? Let's wait for my brother to introduce himself, but just when Zhao Tiezhu was thinking about this, his aunt spoke again, but this time
It was directed at Lin Lei, "Xiao Lei, is this your boyfriend? Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are really the same. You have a boyfriend and you don't know what to tell your aunt. Why don't you always let your aunt
How about introducing you to your boyfriend? But, I think this kid has small arms and legs, and he doesn’t look rich. Let me tell you, the mountain I introduced to you last time is 2 meters tall and weighs 300 pounds.
That's a man's body!! Don't be too fat. A man like that, tsk tsk, you are still young, maybe you don't understand, my aunt has been there, only men with that kind of body feel oppressed, you know, right?
Only in that way can we women be given sexual happiness. Well, it is sexual happiness, you know? How strong can these little arms and legs be?"
Zhao Tiezhu was completely stunned now. Damn, are you saying in front of his brothers that he is not capable enough? Zhao Tiezhu feels that a man can be called ugly, has no money, and has no figure, but he must not be called
Saying no, Zhao Tiezhu now had an unusual desire to prove that he was capable. Although the Zhao Tiezhu in the past could not completely remain unchanged despite the collapse of Mount Tai, he would not be easily provoked by others with just a few words.
But today, when he met this aunt, Zhao Tiezhu felt that his scheming was still too shallow. Zhao Tiezhu really had an impulse to show off his little iron pillar to give this gossiping aunt a head-on blow.
Let her know what a man's magic weapon is!
"Auntie!!" Lin Lei blushed, holding her aunt's hand and shaking it dissatisfied.
"Oh, stop shaking, stop shaking." The aunt freed her hands from Lin Lei's, then pulled up a chair and sat down. She looked at Zhao Tiezhu like a parent and asked, "Young man, what is your name?"
With?"
Zhao Tiezhu was completely fooled by this aunt. Just now, you asked your buddy what his name was. You interrupted him just as he was about to say it. Is it possible that you want to interrupt me again now?
Zhao Tiezhu looked at his aunt warily.
"What are you looking at? I am Xiaolei's aunt. As an elder, can't I look after my niece?" The aunt looked at Zhao Tiezhu dissatisfied.
"No, no, no." After making sure that his aunt did not interrupt his thoughts, Zhao Tiezhu took a deep breath and said, "This... aunt, my name is Zhao..."
"Oh, Xiaolei, you're making chicken soup!" Auntie decisively interrupted again.
Zhao Tiezhu clenched his fist fiercely, then released it, sighed helplessly, and looked at Lin Lei.
Lin Lei stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, then shook her head slightly.
"By the way, go on, what's your name?" The aunt turned her head and looked at Zhao Tiezhu again.
"My name is Zhao Tiezhu." Zhao Tiezhu said without any pause, because he was afraid that his aunt would interrupt him again.
"Oh? Tiezhu? That's a good name! It's thick!" the aunt said with satisfaction.
This is the first time that Zhao Tiezhu heard someone say that his name is good. He secretly thought that this aunt has extraordinary taste. Sometimes he feels that his name is very frustrating. He did not expect that his aunt can recognize pearls at the first glance.
Zhao Tiezhu immediately felt that this aunt was actually pretty good.
"Tiezhu, do you mind if I call you Tiezhu?" my aunt asked earnestly.
"I don't mind." Zhao Tiezhu shook his head like a good boy, blinking at his aunt with big innocent eyes.
"Hey, are you my Xiaolei's boyfriend?" asked my aunt.
"Yes." Zhao Tiezhu nodded in Lin Lei's expectant eyes.
"Oh! Yes, yes, how long have you been together?" the aunt then asked.
"It's been a long time."
"How old are you?"
"25."
"what are you do for living?"
"Staff."
"where are you from?"
"fj people..."
"How tall and heavy are you?"
"..."
"What do your parents do?"
"..."
"Is Xiaolei your first love?"
"..."
"How did you and Xiaolei meet?"
"..."
The sweat on Zhao Tiezhu's forehead slowly began to increase. He could not imagine that a woman could gossip to such an extent. If he just asked some normal questions, Zhao Tiezhu thought it would be okay. After all, he was an elder. But later, this
The aunt actually asked attentively about the so-called acquaintance and dating experience between herself and Lin Lei, and who chased whom, and where was the first date? Where was the first kiss? Did they have a relationship? Anyway, there are only things you can't think of.
, there is nothing that my aunt cannot ask!
Zhao Tiezhu was originally a little proud when Lin Lei asked him to be her fake boyfriend when his aunt first came, because it meant that he would be able to get some of the benefits he wanted after his aunt left. However,
Now, Zhao Tiezhu regretted it, completely regretted it. Damn, this is not an aunt, is this a paparazzi?