Big Cat is an evil god. Even though she acts so harmless and cute, she is still an evil god with countless blood debts on her hands.
She is now obsessed with watching dramas, cartoons, and comics. Her appearance is just a disguise used to deceive you and make people let down their guard.
She knows it's hard to fool you, so she doesn't rush it. Months, even years later, if you let your guard down at some point... just once, you're screwed!
Every time the big cat "acts cute or stupid" in front of him, Lu Ping'an will subconsciously say this to himself to remind himself to always be wary of this "thousand-year-old monster".
Just, now......
"Hahaha! Selling abducts! Just take two steps if you have nothing to do!"
"Did you bring the Japs here?! Hahaha, so funny! This bald guy is so good at it!"
The noisy noises in the secret realm always made Lu Ping'an wonder if he had made a mistake in his vigilance these days.
"......Don't believe it, don't take it seriously, this is all a scam, all disguise." Lu Ping'an's words made even himself less and less convinced.
"Xiaoluzi, this skit is so funny! You humans still know how to play it. Can you help me do a little more of that bald-headed show? Look at how much I've helped you these days!"
Big Cat's laughter was filled with genuine joy, but Lu Ping'an had no control over her sense of humor. She could laugh while watching political dramas in the past two days, not to mention the really good comedy shows of this era.
However, the happier she smiled, the more Lu Pingan looked a little silly.
"...Your website VIP membership is gone."
"What?"
"The collection of classic folk art and cross talk from 1990-1995 that you pre-ordered, I will cancel it right now."
"Don't!!"
Whenever this happens, Lu Ping'an suspects that his defense is against the wrong target.
But he was also sure that his defense was meaningful.
After all, ferocious beasts have no ill intentions toward humans, but they will still eat humans.
No matter how cute it looks when it is imprisoned...if you open the cage and take a look, you will know how much it wants to be "close" to you.
At this time, Lu Pingan really wanted to ask her something.
He looked at the "old man" in the car in front and asked thoughtfully:
"By the way, why didn't they just kidnap the survivors? And then keep their secrets secret? Even if they have been keeping it secret, there is a limit, right?" This is something Lu Ping'an has been puzzling over.
"It makes no sense. The 'secret' of the official secret keeper is protected by a super taboo object. The retired secret keeper has to add another layer of locks. Even if you drain their souls, you can't make them reveal the secrets they don't want to tell. Moreover,
..." Big Cat is indeed a wanted criminal cultist. This kind of secret is said casually.
"...Even if we try our best to bypass the secret-keeping contract and get something out of it, can you believe it? Many people have already fallen into it." The big cat sighed with deep understanding, making Lu Ping'an doubt this.
It's her own experience.
Lu Pingan nodded thoughtfully, which made him feel more at ease.
Now, they are in a motorcade leaving the city.
There are at least four teams of ten cars in front and behind, and at least ten times as many behind and in the shadows as the following car.
The luxurious configuration of these hundreds of professionals fully demonstrates the importance the special service team attaches to this "fishing law enforcement".
At that time, there were only eleven surviving "old men", but all of them were actually close to death.
Due to various comprehensive factors, 5 people left in just one month, and now there are only 6 people left, including one who was not in the ancient city to begin with.
Two important "fulcrums" of the five ceremonies were dispatched in this fishing operation. One took the provincial highway and the other was on the way to the airship station (airport).
Set off at the same time and start fishing at the same time.
It was now 8:50 in the morning, it was raining lightly, and the car was not driving fast, which also gave Lu Pingping, who was in the passenger seat, time to fish... But seeing everyone else watching so intently, he had no choice but to talk to everyone.
Cats chatted all day long.
He actually wanted to get into the driver's seat, but unfortunately his driver's license still had to wait for several years.
"That's not necessarily the case. After you get the professional secret keeper qualification certificate, you can take the driver's license test in advance." Da Mao even understands this, which makes people wonder if she has ever worked in this industry.
"Of course I have, and I have been doing it for more than ten years. I am still your superior's superior's superior in military rank. In short, I am still a foreign general who has cooperated with you humans... Big Cat's proud words
, people don’t know how to complain.
By the way, after joining the army, Lu Ping'an also had a military rank, becoming a warrant officer with additional military pay.
Lu Ping'an chatted with Big Cat all the time, and the atmosphere in the car was also quite silent.
Xia Qin concentrated on driving, but when she saw the slightly raised front logo and the distorted left rearview mirror, she would always subconsciously glare at Lu Ping An... This was really too much.
The car was not even repaired, so it was pulled out and worked on.
In the back seat were Xue En and Hua Xueyi, both of whom sat there silently. No entertainment was allowed during the operation.
Obviously, the thugs from the third special service team were dispatched, and this car was full of combat personnel.
As far as Lu Ping'an knew, Thunder Fire Blade was also here, but a person with abilities like him was more suitable to act alone.
However, it was the first time for three newcomers among the four to carry out such an important mission, and they were still on the mission together with the captain who drove silently, so the atmosphere was a little depressed.
Originally, Lu Ping'an could have gossiped to lighten the atmosphere, but now that he was having so much fun teasing the cat, he naturally ignored what was in front of him.
"By the way, Lu Ping'an, I heard that you stopped Xiaolu's BUFF? You have a new love?" Finally, Senior Sister Hua couldn't hold it anymore and tried to break the silence with a joke.
Talk to me? Lu Ping'an was stunned.
He turned around, thought for a moment, and then answered casually.
"Well, I have been working on the second level for the past two days. I need a research professional gardener's share, so I stopped."
Level 2?! Are you going to level 2 now? It’s only been a few days since you went from level 0!
"squeak!"
The harsh sound of brakes was still in her ears. At this moment, even Xia Qin glanced at Lu Ping'an subconsciously.
Others were surprised, thinking that Lu Ping'an had made a joke, but judging from his calm face, this seemed to be the predetermined fact.
"...It's so fast. Why don't you accumulate more?" Xue En is the one who understands Lu Ping'an's ability best.
Not only did he witness with his own eyes the moment Lu Pingan broke through the first level, but the long period of sparring afterwards made him aware of all Lu Pingan's professional abilities (before the college entrance examination).
He was the most surprised one. He knew that Lu Ping An's foundation at that time did not even have a solid foundation at the first level, and it should take a year or two to lay the foundation.
"I can't accumulate anymore. I have four first-level professions. I must advance." Lu Pingan sighed helplessly. In this world, people are forced to make progress.
At this time, the atmosphere in the car completely solidified. Everyone was chatting with Lu Ping An to death that day.
The silence lasted for a while, and the rain became heavier and heavier. Even the license plate in front was a little unclear, but it was used in the chatterer's weather deck.
"Haha, it was raining so heavily. I checked the weather forecast when I went out. Although it said it would be sunny, considering my past experience, I still brought an umbrella. I was afraid that only one would break, so I brought three umbrellas.
There are raincoats and folding umbrellas, I can share them with you later." With Xue En's words, the nature of the old unlucky man was fully exposed.
Hearing this, Lu Ping'an almost covered his ears. The big cat was smiling too happily... Brother Xue En didn't tell a joke! Have some sympathy, please!
But suddenly, there was another sudden stop, and Xia Qin suddenly turned her head around.
"You said you read the weather forecast? Today is a sunny day, are you sure?" There was a rare urgency in Xia Qin's words.
"Yeah, but it's my personal habit to be prepared in many ways." Xue En was still confused, but Xia Qin had already called back to the headquarters.
"Help me ask, is it raining at headquarters? Is it raining only near our convoy... Damn it! They are coming!"
At this time, the big cat had already given the answer in Lu Ping'an's ear.
"Ambushes by high-level professionals in the life system are often triggered by a sudden local heavy rain..."