After confirming the meeting with the gods, Lu Pingan imagined what it would be like to meet this lady.
Is it a sacred and glorious palace, in front of a huge and majestic statue of a god?
Is it a Colosseum surrounded by quasi-gods, or a place of humiliation where people are forced to bow their heads?
Was it an agreement to discuss their relationship after being attacked by a sneak attack from the possessed son of God? After a fight to prove their abilities?
Lu Ping'an didn't feel that he would take advantage, but he also didn't feel that he had lost everything.
"Oops!"
At this time, Big Cat's exit was in doubt. It undoubtedly became a big trouble.
After all, divine power cannot be insulted.
"Pop."
The girl smiled, placed her hands against her right cheek, and clapped her hands gently.
"Boom!"
The next moment, a certain big cat with explosive hair turned into a shooting star.
Lu Pingan sighed and ignored her physical body, which was beyond the control distance. The disconnected big cat had returned to the courtyard.
But now, she has scolded her harshly and is still asking for her to be released.
What are you doing by letting her out? Are you going to humiliate the righteous god and let her make him into a pie? Even if the other party can bear it, for the sake of his own prestige, he will definitely kill the humiliator.
"Hee, did she scold you very harshly and still roll around on the ground trying to come out?"
This female goddess, as if she had the ability to read minds, could completely see through what Lu Pingan was thinking.
"Not rolling."
By implication, everything else is correct?
Lin Nu shook her head, as if she saw a junior who was not up to par.
"It's great that senior sister is still so energetic."
Lu Pingan's expression was a little strange. This was different from what he had heard before.
The next moment, the big cat was completely furious, and all kinds of dirty words that subverted his image were directly inserted into Lu Ping'an's ears.
"Hold on."
Lu Ping'an sighed, rarely activated the administrator rights, and gave Big Cat a ban package.
The girl in front of me who happily ordered a second bowl of noodles was definitely not as friendly as she appeared.
As far as Lu Pingan knows, the existence of gods is often integrated and restricted by rules. The weaker the gods, the more rigid their behavior and language are. Their bound will can only play selfish games under the rules.
Faced with those cold and divine speeches, Lu Pingan was actually not afraid.
"She is indeed the daughter of the forest, the fastest growing god of life in the past thirty years. I don't see her as a god at all."
Being able to preserve oneself under the erosion of "rules" and "pollution" is truly powerful, which means that she controls "pollution", the rule controller.
This is the first time Lu Ping An has seen "gods" that are completely indistinguishable. Even those quasi-gods clearly have inhuman postures, but if she doesn't take the initiative to say that the existence in front of her is just a mortal.
"No, that's not the case. What comes here is just a part of me."
"Um, can you be a little polite and stop reading minds?"
"I'm sorry, as beings of the same origin, you and I are so close, attracted and connected to each other, almost transparent. Why, you don't care at all?"
"I have nothing to hide."
"No selfish desires? Oh, yes, but you face them calmly, thinking that they are the needs of life. Compared with most mortals, your desires can be called a saint. Are you interested in being my son of God?"
"No, I don't want to be inexplicably a generation shorter than my predecessor."
"What you are saying is that you are not Senior Sister's disciple. It turns out that this is the relationship. Indeed, should I call you Junior Junior Brother?"
"" Lu Ping'an closed his eyes, not wanting to respond, but began to adjust.
In a sense, my own body is just a string manipulation puppet of the courtyard body, and the other party reads the interface information from my own data terminal, then
"boom!"
With a faint flame covering his body, the King of Black Flame switched to a human trader for easy communication. The Son of War's existence form has long been a pure energy creature.
"Tch, stingy."
At this time, seeing that the other party could not read it, Lu Pingan breathed a sigh of relief.
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Although there is indeed nothing I can't say on my side, it would be too disadvantageous to open it up directly with the person I'm negotiating with.
The woman in front of her has green hair and green eyes. She smiles very brightly and always has a sweet smile on her lips. She looks like the woman next door. Only her slightly pointed elf ears show her inhuman identity.
But at this moment, it was clearly the rare hair color and beauty, as well as the burning flames on Lu Ping'an's body, but it did not cause any surprise to outsiders. They were just doing their own thing, subconsciously bypassing the two of them, as if they were not at all.
does not exist.
How strong? Lu Ping'an couldn't see through it, but the ability to instantly shoot away a big cat that was at least level seven or above was also a declaration.
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In a sense, the other party is indeed Lu Pingan's current boss, although no one takes it seriously.
"I want you to call me sister."
"Spare me, I don't want to be annoyed to death by the cat."
"Then let's call you Senior Sister."
From the moment they met, the other party completely grasped the rhythm, and in an instant saw through Lu Ping'an's bargaining chip, which was what the other party was willing to give him.
The woman smiled sweetly and seemed very happy to have a little junior brother.
But Lu Ping'an, who was in contact with the secret realm for the first time, had direct contact with the other person's virtual personality. She was not a peaceful woman in all aspects. If she talked about the so-called feelings between senior brothers and sisters, Da Mao would not be so angry.
Perhaps, the sweeter the smile, the more ruthless the attack is, just like this.
"No, let's just keep things official, boss."
Even without the nagging of the big cat, Lu Pingan knew that if the guy in front of him was fine, it would be better to stay as far away as possible.
Names are the coordinates of consciousness in the real world, and "titles" can be used as links. God knows what rules Lu Ping'an will inexplicably trigger and what price he will bear if he casually agrees to it.
To become a "son of God", perhaps all it takes is a word of address between each other.
"It's not cute." The girl puffed her mouth, looking a little cute inexplicably.
Lu Ping'an subconsciously took a step back. For such a cute girl, it was safer to stay away.
When they met for the first time, Lu Ping An was wary of him. Considering the other party's "reputation", Lu Ping An felt that no matter how much vigilance he had, it was necessary.
The daughter of the forest, the True God, is said to be a super legend who became a god by miracles at a very young age. Her real name is unknown. To be precise, when she used "God's name" as the name of her existence, her original name has been replaced by the material universe.
"Eliminated", even if a very small number of strong people remember it, it is meaningless.
From Big Mao, all Lu Pingan heard were negative comments, such as "La Traviata", "Duplicitous", "Beach", "Liar", and "Smiling Scorpion".
In the mortal world, Lu Pingan received mostly positive reviews. After all, her main industries were medical care, biology, and gardening (agricultural work). The hospital where Lu Pingan lived was her property.
What Lu Ping'an knows is probably just that she is a very special god, whose "doctrine" is unusually Buddhist, and her followers are quite free, and they don't even need to truly believe in her.
But from his previous contact with the avatar and Big Cat's words, Lu Pingan knew that the cheerful and lively girl in front of him would be absolutely ruthless once she fell out or made up her mind.
"I hope that Guan Xinxian will become your god." Closing his eyes, Lu Ping'an took the initiative to put forward his needs.
Lu Ping'an originally talked nonsense with the other party in order to gain the initiative in the negotiation.
After all, the deity's coming into the world requires the consumption of one's own strength and the saint's son. Even if the saint's opponent is not afraid of consumption, too long-term divine descending will still completely destroy a precious descending body.
But now that the other party seemed to be ordering another bowl of noodles and chatting while eating, Lu Ping'an knew that he had underestimated this quasi-god's family background.
Then, let’s use Plan B to communicate with gods and similar high-dimensional beings. The longer you delay and the more you talk, the more flaws you will have. It’s better to just get to the point.
Lu Pingan made the request directly, hoping that Guan Xinxian would become the other party's follower.
"Why don't you waste more time?" But the other party has already seen through everything.