"In class, the beautiful female teacher explained to the children seriously: 'Milk' means 'little', for example, 'suckling pig' means 'little pig'; 'suckling pigeon' means 'little pigeon'"
Meaning. Classmate Xiao Ming, please make a sentence using the word 'milk'.'"
"Xiao Ming made a sentence and said: 'My family's financial situation is not good, and we can only live in a 40-square-meter room.'"
"Teacher: 'I'm dizzy, this one won't work, please try another one.'"
"Xiao Ming: 'I have to jump over a deep cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school.'"
"Teacher: 'I fainted, this one is even worse, try another one!"
"Xiao Ming: 'Teacher, I really can't think of anything. I'm thinking about breaking my nipples...'"
"Teacher: '...get out!'"
Lei Ren was telling jokes to Zhou Yan while driving. After telling the first joke, Zhou Yan laughed out loud.
Lei Ren breathed a sigh of relief. Although Zhou Yan did not open her eyes, it would be fine as long as she concentrated and did not fall asleep.
"You... what kind of joke you told, it's too vulgar..." Zhou Yan laughed.
In order to prevent her from falling asleep, Lei Ren tried his best to tell jokes, which made Zhou Yan extremely happy.
"Then let me tell you one more thing." Lei Ren thought for a while and said.
"In class, the math teacher taught the students about multi-digit subtraction: 'In multi-digit subtraction, when you encounter a low digit that is not enough to subtract, borrow from a high digit.'"
"Xiao Ming: 'Teacher, what should I do if I don't borrow the high-digit number?'"
"Teacher: '...get out!'"
Zhou Yan chuckled lightly and said, "What a joke...it's so cold."
Lei Ren thought for a while and then continued: "Then I will continue. Don't talk. Just smile after I say it, but don't sleep!"
…
During class, the teacher suddenly said: "If anyone can answer my next question, I will let him go home from school."
When Xiao Ming heard this, he immediately threw his schoolbag out while the teacher was not paying attention.
Teacher: "Who threw the schoolbag outside just now?"
Xiao Ming: "I threw it away. Teacher, I'm going home..."
teacher:"……"
…
The teacher in class came up with a couplet: "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous."
The monitor's second line: "The sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, the heaven and the earth are magnificent."
The second line of Xiao Ming’s answer is: “What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck.”
Teacher: "...get out!"
…
Teacher: "Xiao Ming, get up and tell me where the school is?"
Xiao Ming: "The school is a place where you can receive a homework gift package if you sign in for five consecutive days."
Teacher: "...Get out! Get out! Get out!"
(In order to avoid people thinking that the author is lazy and using jokes to make up the word count, I will just tell these few jokes. If you want to continue to listen to Xiao Ming’s stories, please join the readership of this book...)
…
Lei Ren told Zhou Yan more than a dozen jokes in a row. Zhou Yan sometimes chuckled and sometimes complained, but at least she didn't fall asleep.
About an hour later, Lei Ren drove to Coconut Town Central Hospital.
After reporting Zhou Yan to the emergency room, she was startled when she heard a noise in the emergency room and saw that it was a gunshot wound. None of them wanted to have surgery and asked Lei Ren to take the injured person to Shilin County Hospital.
Shilin County is hundreds of kilometers away from here. I can save a woolen yarn if I send it there!
Lei Ren got angry and pointed at two doctors with eyes in their forties and said: "You two, get ready for the surgery right away. If anything goes wrong with the patient, I will take care of you!"
A male doctor said: "Comrade, are you threatening us?"
Lei Ren's eyes turned cold: "I'm just threatening you!"
Another male doctor said: "With your attitude, we have the right to refuse you and not perform surgery!"
"Try it!"
Boom!
The thunder blade punched the wall of the nearby hospital, leaving a large hole in the wall that was as big as a fist and about one centimeter deep!
Lei Ren's face became ferocious, and veins burst out on his forehead, like a lion about to eat people!
Hiss~
The two doctors were stunned for a moment. They looked at the big hole in the wall and then at the thunder blade. They suddenly took a breath of air and did not dare to speak.
"Ahem...you, don't be so fierce, I, we didn't say we couldn't go...let's go, Lao Zheng." A doctor compromised.
Another doctor said to Lei Ren: "We can perform surgery, you go and pay first... If you don't pay..."
"Keep nagging!"
Lei Ren raised his hand, so frightened that the two doctors ran away.
"Two long-winded guys, after you finish talking, who will they be?"
Lei Ren calmed down his anger, then asked a nurse where to pay, and paid the fee first.
…
"Xiao Xue, have you heard? Something happened at the Black Dragon Manor."
"What could happen to the Black Dragon Group? This is the tyrant of Coconut Town. The police in Shilin County don't dare to do anything to them."
"It's true this time. A friend of mine just came over there and said that the road to the Black Dragon Manor is crazy and no one can get close to it."
"Is the police from Shilin County here?"
"It doesn't seem to be the case. I heard that the border guards came from somewhere. I heard that there were more than a dozen carloads of people coming, and they immediately surrounded the Black Dragon Group."
"What about Thunderbolt, the boss of the Black Dragon Group? I heard he has great powers..."
"We don't know yet, but it seems like the Black Dragon Regiment may be in trouble this time. Even members of the army are here."
"It's good to be in trouble. The government has finally done a good thing for the people of Coconut Town. Haha, everyone is celebrating. After work, I'm going to set off firecrackers on the road to celebrate."
"..."
Lei Ren sat on a plastic chair in the hospital, listening to the conversation of the two nurses nearby, and understood.
The border guards are on the move, and the Black Dragon Regiment is in doom and must be wiped out. This is a sudden attack, and the Black Dragon Regiment's people don't even have a chance to escape abroad.
Moreover, their boss Lei Lei was beaten to death by a thunder blade and left in the wilderness. He was leaderless and probably didn't even have the confidence to resist.
Ding ding ding…
The mobile phone on Lei Ren's body rang. It was Zhou Yan's mobile phone.
"Hello..." Lei Ren answered the phone.
"Hey... aren't you Zhou Yan?" The other party was a male voice.
"Zhou Yan is injured. She is at the Coconut Town Central Hospital. I am her friend..." Lei Ren told the person how Zhou Yan was injured.
He explained the location of Lei Lei and Lu Sanjin, and the man immediately ordered people to bring Lu Sanjin back. After giving the instructions, he said to Lei Ren: "Mr. Lei, thank you for your help. My name is Song Zhengyi, and this is Zhou Yan
A colleague of hers. Please take care of her in the hospital first. I’ll come over right away after I’ve taken care of things here.”
It turned out that the leaderless Black Dragon Regiment had surrendered without any resistance in front of the large border defense troops just as Lei Ren had imagined.
Lei Ren waited in the hospital for about three hours. The door of the operating room opened and a doctor came out.
