"Lei Ren, where are you? Why is Xiaoxu so drunk?" Bai Lin's voice had a clear sense of shock. Lei Ren bet that if he stood next to Bai Lin now, he would definitely feel like he was blown away by the typhoon.
feeling.
"I'm going to the bathroom. Take care of Xiaoxu first. I'll call you later." After Lei Ren said these words, he hung up the phone without hesitation. He didn't want to leave a chance for Bai Lin to destroy him.
his ears.
Standing next to Bai Lin was a tall beauty, wearing a pair of huge toad glasses on her face, but her waist was as thin as a fire ring. She gloated at Bai Lin and said with a smile: "The man you are looking for doesn't seem to be very reliable?"
The drunk brother-in-law was still here and ran away."
"Go! He's not me... Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. Please help me help Xiaoxu get to your car." Bai Lin rolled her eyes and said angrily.
The tall and slender beauty shook her head and said: "Your brother is in this state and may explode at any time. I don't want to affect my car. You'd better wait for your brother to sleep here for a while and wait for him to come back before leaving."
Bai Lin knew that her friend had a serious mysophobia, so when she saw what she said, she had no choice but to nod her head and put a coat on Wang Xu's behalf.
…
You can hide for a while, but you can't hide for a lifetime.
Lei Ren finished smoking the last cigarette, threw the cigarette butt to the ground, stamped on it a few times, and walked out of the toilet.
Since the toilet near the barbecue restaurant was not empty, Lei Ren ran to the bar opposite to use the toilet. Under the dim light, the bartender could not recognize who was the guest of the bar.
However, just when Lei Ren was about to open the door and go out, a figure suddenly opened the door from the outside and got in, and... what's even weirder is that this person was wearing a revealing suspender top, black stockings and a mini skirt...
Could it be that she encountered a pervert? Lei Ren was startled and had goosebumps on her skin. There are quite a few transvestites who are famous for dressing like this these days.
"You..." Before Lei Ren could finish her sentence, the other party turned her face and came in front of Lei Ren.
"I'm... Damn, why are you here?" The person who came was actually Zhou Yan, and what Zhou Yan didn't expect was that the first person she met when she entered the men's room was Lei Ren. She was lamenting that her fate had been arranged like this.
It's a coincidence, but I can't help but want to point my fingers at the sky and yell, "Don't be so playful!"
Lei Ren was also surprised. He did not expect to meet Zhou Yan in this special place, but when he heard Zhou Yan's question, he immediately reacted and asked angrily: "Is it my turn to ask you this?
?”
Zhou Yan's heart skipped a beat when she heard that she was in the men's room. She blushed and really wanted to dig a hole in the ground.
However, the nerves of a woman like Zhou Yan are so strong. After a brief embarrassment, she immediately returned to normal. She glanced at the bulging crotch of the Thunder Blade from the corner of her eye and snorted disdainfully: "You didn't
Do you need to be so excited about being exposed?"
"..."
"Isn't the men's room a toilet?"
"..."
"If I go in, no one will die."
"..."
Faced with Zhou Yan's aggressive momentum, Lei Ren thought he had made a mistake and walked to the women's restroom.
"Are you handling a case?" Lei Ren thought of thousands of motives for Zhou Yan to break into the men's room, and finally felt that this was the most reliable one.
"Has my disguise been seen by this guy?" Because this task is highly confidential, Zhou Yan couldn't help but feel a sudden jump in her heart, and quickly denied: "What kind of case are you doing? You came to the toilet to handle the case!"
"You're not reporting a crime, are you here to..." Lei Ren was going to finish the word "peeping", but when he saw Zhou Yan's cannibalistic expression, he immediately swallowed the two words again. She must have
Know what you mean.
"You're just peeping. With your little money, is it worth peeping by my aunt? Bah! Even if you show it blatantly in front of my eyes, my aunt won't even look at you." Zhou Yan was immediately angry when she learned that Lei Ren actually regarded her as a voyeur.
His face turned red and his veins swelled, and he roared loudly at Lei Ren.
Just that kind of capital?
You can say that I am ugly, you can say that I am not obviously handsome, but you actually question my ability?
It is unbearable!
Lei Ren became angry, picked up Zhou Yan and rushed to the single room.
"Bang!"
Lei Ren closed the door, and only Lei Ren and Zhou Yan were left in the small space.
The huge toilet has taken up a lot of space, and in the remaining space, Lei Ren and Zhou Yan still have to stand. You can imagine how close they are.
With their faces close to each other, Zhou Yan could almost clearly see the pores on Lei Ren's face. From time to time, Lei Ren's mouth would spurt out the smell of alcohol, hitting Zhou Yan's earlobe, making Zhou Yan unconsciously want to push Lei Ren away.
.However, the space was too small, and no matter how hard Zhou Yan tried, she could not push the thunder blade away.
Just when Zhou Yan was about to give up resistance, Lei Ren reached to her waist and began to untie her belt.
What is he going to do? Could it be that he wants to violate himself here?
Zhou Yan's brain was evacuated in an instant, and she watched blankly as Lei Ren took off his trousers and exposed the underwear inside, without any reaction. It was not until Lei Ren reached out to prepare for the massage that Zhou Yan realized,
He pulled out a dark pistol from under his skirt and quickly stopped him: "If you act like a gangster again, believe it or not, my aunt will shoot you!"
Zhou Yan's face was ashen, holding the handle of the gun with both hands, pointing the muzzle at Lei Ren's head. At first glance, she looked like the Charlie's Angels in the movie, but the sweat on the tip of her nose revealed her inner nervousness.
After nearly two seconds of confrontation, Lei Ren opened his mouth and said with a smile: "Didn't you just doubt that my guy was young? I had to let you check it yourself."
Hearing the thunder blade breaking the silence, Zhou Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief, slowly put down the gun, and hummed with a straight face: "Tch! You have the nerve to take out that thing, don't taint my aunt's eyes."
"Whether it's small or big, you'll know just by looking at it!" Lei Ren smiled nonchalantly and pretended to be aggressive. Zhou Yan was so frightened that she quickly pointed the gun at Lei Ren again.
"Lei Ren, I order you to put on your pants quickly, or my aunt will shoot you." Zhou Yan threatened in a cold voice, but a trace of blush appeared on the tip of her ears unconsciously.
"Shoot? You're bullying me because I don't know how to shoot? Your bumper isn't even opened, how can you shoot?" Lei Ren said with a smile.
After hearing Lei Ren's words, Zhou Yan lowered her head to check subconsciously, while Lei Ren used this brief moment to use a grappling hand towards Zhou Yan, preparing to seize the white blade with bare hands.
It’s too late to say it, but it will be soon!
Before Zhou Yan could react, she felt her wrist soften and the gun in her hand miraculously fell into Lei Ren's hand.
"Thunder Blade, you..." Zhou Yan gritted her teeth in anger and raised her hand to snatch the gun back.
However, as soon as he raised his hand halfway, Lei Ren pointed the gun at Zhou Yan's head and threatened: "This gun can easily go off. I don't want such a beautiful face to turn into a rotten watermelon."
In desperation, Zhou Yan had to put her hand back, gritting her teeth in hatred, but there was no other way. According to common sense, it was impossible for Lei Ren to shoot her, but could Lei Ren, a lunatic, use common sense to deduce?
"Lift up your skirt!" Thunder Blade ordered.
"You..." Zhou Yan glared at Lei Ren with shame and anger, but did not do as he asked.
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in a violent girl like you. I just suspect that you have other weapons in your skirt. For my safety, I think it is necessary to check." Lei Ren explained calmly.
In Lei Ren's eyes, Zhou Yan is also a lunatic. He can't guarantee whether Zhou Yan will play tricks on him when she is extremely angry.
"You... I only have this gun on me, no other weapons." Zhou Yan gritted her teeth and roared in shame and anger, secretly swearing in her heart that when she takes the initiative, she will make you look good.
"I don't believe you." Lei Ren said straight to the point, without saving face for Zhou Yan.
"You..." Zhou Yan's face became more and more embarrassed, and she snorted coldly at Lei Ren, "I'm telling the truth, either you believe what I say, or you just shoot! If you beat me to death, you won't survive.
"
Lei Ren didn't expect that Zhou Yan would not be threatened, and now he had a headache. Naturally, he would not really shoot Zhou Yan to death.
Seeing Lei Ren's depressed expression, a proud smile appeared on the corner of Zhou Yan's mouth. She thought, "Auntie, I'm not afraid of you. If you have the guts, shoot me to death! I'll be so stunned that I'll be scared to death. I'll be so scared that I'll lose my life."
of.
How could Zhou Yan's thoughts be hidden from him? Lei Ren smiled slightly and said to Zhou Yan: "Since you don't follow my request, then I have to do it myself." As he said that, he put a hand on Zhou Yan's chin.
, one hand is about to reach into Zhou Yan’s group.
When Zhou Yan heard this, she was shocked and hurriedly shouted: "Lei Ren, if you dare to kill my aunt..." Before Zhou Yan could finish her words, her mouth was sealed by Lei Ren's big hand.
"Someone is coming!"
As soon as Lei Ren finished speaking, the toilet door was pushed open. Immediately afterwards, two people walked in from the outside.
The two of them walked straight inside, discussing the matter non-stop.
"Fat man, how is the quality of your goods this time?" one person asked the other.
"Not bad! It's during this period that the police crack down hard and it's not easy to take action." The man named Fatty replied.
"Nima, I don't know what happened to those policemen. They called so many people here at once. Not to mention that your goods can't be shipped, my goods are almost ruined." The man cursed and was very angry with the police's actions.
dissatisfied.
The fat man's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he quickly asked: "Almost? That means we found the place to ship it? Brother, you smoke!"
"Okay, don't get too close to me. We are brothers, and I will help you. Anyway, the other party has a huge appetite, and I can't satisfy it alone." The man was quite generous, and immediately offered to help the fat man deliver the goods.
The fat man patted his chest and said happily: "Brother, as long as you help me, I will never treat you badly."
"Easy to say, easy to say. In fact, the place of shipment is..."