"This...is a necessary but not sufficient condition." Lei Ren said with a bitter smile.
We are not afraid that sexy women are too gangster, but we are afraid that gangster women are too sexy. I believe that a woman like Bai Lin can arouse the imagination of a large number of men with just one glance, let alone such naked provocation.
Fortunately, I am not a casual person. Lei Ren breathed out softly, patted his chest and thought proudly.
…
Like last night, Lei Ren slept in the same room as Wang Xu.
Wang Xu was drunk last night, but he was as quiet as a dead pig, but tonight he was full of energy. He first gossiped about where Lei Ren and Bai Lin went to romance, and then cried and asked Lei Ren to teach him martial arts.
.
"It takes less than a day to freeze three feet. You can't learn it." Lei Ren shook his head and said.
Wang Xu lifted up his T-shirt and exposed his belly. Lei Ren was confused by this and quickly waved his hands and said, "You'd better give up as soon as possible. Let me tell you, I'm not interested in men."
Hearing Lei Ren's words, Wang Xu rolled his eyes and almost fell to the ground and fainted.
"Brother Lei, what are you thinking! Am I such a casual person? People cherish the first time." Wang Xu said shyly.
Lei Ren felt a chill and felt goosebumps all over his body. He quickly sat on the edge of the bed and distanced himself from Wang Xu, and asked with squinting eyes: "Then why are you lifting your clothes?"
Wang Xu was very depressed. He didn't expect that such a small action of his would be misunderstood by Lei Ren as an attempt to seduce him. He said to himself that even if he wants to seduce you, he must let my sister go.
Wang Xu explained: "Brother Lei, I just want you to see my abdominal muscles and prove that I have a good foundation."
Abs?
When Lei Ren saw Wang Xu's skinny belly, he almost stopped laughing. He pointed at Wang Xu and laughed loudly: "You are so brave, you dare to call yourself muscles, you are not afraid of laughing your ass off!"
Wang Xu tilted his nose and snorted unconvincingly: "Don't look down on others! You are awesome, show me your abdominal muscles."
Speaking of body shape, Lei Ren is really confident.
Although he has relaxed his training after returning to China and his figure is not as beautiful as it was in Africa, Lei Ren is still very confident in his figure. If he puts it in any gym, his figure can become a template.
"Okay! Since you're begging for a blow, let me show you what real muscles are." Lei Ren smiled, lifted up his clothes and lifted it up slightly, and his perfect inverted triangle abdominal muscles immediately appeared on Wang Xu's face.
in front of my eyes.
Wang Xu was fascinated by the sharp lines and dark skin, just like a hungry and thirsty middle-aged woman who saw a black and hard... cucumber.
Trembling.
What an outstanding piece of art! Wang Xu licked his lips and reached out to touch Lei Ren's lower abdomen.
Lei Ren tilted his body to avoid Wang Xu's sinful right hand, quickly put down his clothes, and asked with an alert look on his face: "Are you feeling hot?"
Wang Xu reacted and felt that his behavior just now was a bit...a bit embarrassing. He rubbed his head and smiled, and explained with a red face: "Brother Lei, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean what you thought.
I just...just...just wanted to see if it was true."
"Do you think my abdomen can still be filled with silicone?" Lei Ren rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"That's not what I meant. I just want to know how to get a figure like yours." Wang Xu blushed and said coyly.
"This is easy!"
After hearing Lei Ren's words, Wang Xu's eyes suddenly lit up, with a look of extreme longing in his eyes.
"As long as you insist on doing 300 push-ups, 300 sit-ups, 300 handstands and 100 squats every day, after a year, I guarantee you will be able to develop real abdominal muscles." Lei Ren said lightly.
said.
"Brother Lei, aren't you making things difficult for me?" Wang Xu looked at Lei Ren with resentment, as if Lei Ren had taken away his virginity that he had treasured for more than ten years, and Lei Ren couldn't help but feel guilty, "How can it be so?
Complete."
Lei Ren waved his hand and said: "You can't endure such hardship, so what else can you do?"
"What can I do?" The resentful eyes suddenly lit up again, like a dissatisfied woman suddenly seeing a thick and long cucumber.
"Go to the beauty salon and ask someone to fill you with a few pieces of silicone." Lei Ren said.
"My breasts are not women's breasts, how could it be possible?" Wang Xu said angrily.
Lei Ren asked: "How is it impossible! Have you ever done it?"
"No! But..."
"Have you seen others do it?"
"No."
"Have you ever asked at a beauty salon?"
"No……"
"You have neither practiced it nor seen others practice it. You have not even asked. How do you know it is not feasible? Xiaoxu, practice is the only criterion for testing truth. You cannot make the mistake of utopianism.
." Lei Ren patted Wang Xu on the shoulder and said sincerely.
"I want to ask, but I'm afraid that before I finish speaking, the people at the beauty salon will treat me as a lunatic who came from a lunatic asylum and kick me out with a broom." Wang Xu muttered in a low voice.
"If one doesn't work, you can switch to another one. Do you think all beauty salons will treat you as a lunatic?" Lei Ren said seriously.
"..."
A thick black line appeared along the back of Wang Xu's head. Wang Xu looked at Lei Ren and said bitterly: "Brother Lei, I'd better choose the first method."
"Are you sure?" Lei Ren asked.
"Yeah!" Wang Xu nodded.
"If I had known this, why did you waste so much of my saliva just now?"
"..."
Lei Ren pointed at the bed and shouted: "Take off your shoes and climb onto the bed by yourself."
"What do you want to do?" Wang Xu quickly jumped up from the bed, covering his little butt and looking at Thunder Blade warily and asked.
Lei Ren looked at the ceiling depressedly. He really had the urge to push Wang Xu on the bed and beat him up. Finally, he took a deep breath and then said slowly: "Please take off your shoes, climb on the bed, and do it for me."
A demonstration action, I want to see if your action is standard."
Wang Xu couldn't help but breathed a heavy sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said leisurely: "Brother Lei, why didn't you tell me earlier? I was so scared just now that I thought..." Seeing Lei Ren's expression was not kind.
, Wang Xu quickly shut his mouth, took off his shoes obediently, and climbed onto the bed.
"I'm afraid you're the only weirdo in this world who thinks I'm interested in your anus." Lei Ren looked at Bai Lin, his cousin, and felt like he couldn't laugh or cry.
Wang Xu is usually the kind of boy who loves sports. He does basic movements such as push-ups and sit-ups. It's not hard for him to do a few occasionally.
I saw Wang Xu throwing the quilt on the chair, lying down on the bed, skillfully doing four or five sit-ups and three push-ups, and proudly asked Lei Ren: "Brother Lei, do you think it's okay?"
"So-so!" Lei Ren shook his head and said calmly, "This kind of movement is more than enough for strengthening the body, but it is definitely not enough for training abdominal muscles."
Seeing Wang Xu's unconvinced look, Lei Ren continued: "Sit up and watch me give you a demonstration."
"Hmph! Let me see how standard your movements are." Wang Xu held his breath, sat up from the bed, and obediently gave up his position on the bed to Lei Ren.
Lei Ren glanced at the position on the bed and didn't bother to take off his shoes to get on the bed. He just lay down on the ground and quickly started doing push-ups.
Lei Ren said calmly: "This is a two-handed one. I will make some one-handed ones for you."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lei Ren put his left hand behind his back and only used his right hand to support his body, but the frequency was still so fast that Wang Xu who was watching on the side was dazzled.
"It was the right hand just now, now it's the left hand."
Thunder Blade did not stop its movements. It made moves and fought back at the same time. The whole movement was done in one go without any pause.
Snap, snap, snap!
Lei Ren stood up from the ground, patted the dust on his hands as if nothing had happened, and asked Wang Xu: "Did you just see that? What I did was real push-ups, and yours... can only be considered childish at best."
Wang Xu, who was still unconvinced by Lei Ren's words just now, was already impressed by Lei Ren's actions. With small circles of admiration in his eyes, he almost worshiped Lei Ren.
"Brother Lei, you are really amazing, much better than our physical education teacher." Wang Xu said excitedly.
Bang!
Lei Ren gently tapped Wang Xu on the back of the head with his hand and said angrily: "You kid, don't be crazy about me! As long as you practice diligently every day as I say, sooner or later you will be as good as me." Although.
Lei Ren tried his best to point out Wang Xu's shortcomings, but he also saw that Wang Xu's physical condition was indeed good. Otherwise, with Lei Ren's personality, he would not have wasted so much words and said so many words.
"Yes! Brother Lei, I will do as you say." Wang Xu nodded and promised, the power of idols is indeed huge.
Lei Ren pointed at the bed and ordered: "Then you lie on the bed now and I will correct your movements."
"Oh, okay." Wang Xu quickly took off his shoes and climbed onto the bed again.
"Back up, belly down, feet straight, hands strong, get up!" Lei Ren said the key points of the movements and ordered Wang Xu to do what he said.
"Stop!" Seeing that Wang Xu's movements were not standard, Lei Ren frowned and hurriedly called him to stop.
"Keep this action, don't move!" Lei Ren walked over and began to correct his mistake.
"Strengthen your wrists, not your arms!"
"Keep your legs tight, don't curl up to look sexy!"
"What are you doing with your butt so high? You want to blow someone's asshole off!"
Lei Ren shouted and saw that Wang Xu's butt was still raised high. He couldn't help but shook his head, raised his hand and spanked Wang Xu's butt.
Snap!
Wang Xu was in pain and couldn't help shouting: "Ouch, it hurts me so much! Brother Lei, please be gentle, my butt can't withstand the force you use."
At this moment, Wang Xu's bedroom door was pushed open.
I saw Bai Lin standing at the door, watching with astonishment as Lei Ren put her hand on Wang Xu's butt in a very indecent manner, and couldn't close her mouth for a long time: "You actually..."
