Due to the influence of alcohol, Lei Ren didn't sleep much the whole night and didn't fall asleep until this morning.
Lei Ren looked at the time vaguely. It was already past eight o'clock. Fortunately, today was the weekend and he didn't have to report to the company. Then he turned over and prepared to go back to sleep again.
Yesterday, because he didn't even ask her where she lived, Lei Ren simply took the girl home and let her sleep in his room, while he slept on the sofa. However, since she
From the ID card she carried, Lei Ren knew that her name was Wenxin, that she was three years younger than him, and that she was not a local.
Last night, because Wenxin vomited all over Lei Ren and herself, Lei Ren had to find the landlord in the middle of the night, changed her clothes, let her wear a large-sized T-shirt of his, and put away the dirty clothes
Took it to be washed.
Thinking that he had been vomited twice by two women last night, Lei Ren felt much less sleepy. He got up from the sofa and ran into the bathroom to take a shower.
After taking a bath, Lei Ren felt much more comfortable and awake. He touched his belly that was flattened by hunger, and decided to make breakfast for himself.
Since Lei Ren had learned about cooking in the army, the food he made was not only not unpalatable, but actually tasted better than most women. It was just that he was usually too lazy to go into the kitchen, so he went to Fu Shou Noodle House.
Eat noodle.
Just when Lei Ren took the eggs from the refrigerator, Wen Xin opened the door with a "Ouch" and walked to the kitchen door angrily. He was only wearing a large T-shirt from Lei Ren, revealing two slender white legs.
Standing there with her legs and hair disheveled, her two eyes staring straight at the thunder blade, she looked like a female ghost, although this female ghost was very beautiful.
Anyone who often watches TV will have seen this scene. A girl is taken home by a boy after drinking too much. When she wakes up, she finds herself lying in a strange room. Her clothes have been changed, but she can't remember yesterday.
Something happened at night, so I sensitively thought that I was ruined yesterday. At this time, Wenxin played the role of such a sensitive and stupid woman.
Thinking of the unfortunate experience of being vomited all over her body last night, Lei Ren decided to make a joke with Wen Xin, so he pretended to have something on his mind and turned his head to one side, deliberately not daring to look at her.
After staring at Thunder Blade for about 20 seconds, Wenxin finally couldn't help but say, "Did you enjoy last night?" From her tone, it could be felt that she was suppressing her anger like a volcano about to erupt.
"Well... I don't know how you feel. Anyway, I spent the whole night and didn't get much sleep." After saying this, Lei Ren almost couldn't hold back and burst out laughing, but in the end he still managed to hold back.
I looked up at Wen Xin and felt that after hearing these words, her body trembled obviously and her eyes were even wider than before, with a completely cannibalistic expression.
"You're not even a fucking human being! You're just a beast! You're worse than a beast! Am I like such a casual person? Bastard!" The anger in the body finally broke out at this moment, and it finally defeated reason, and Wen Xin continued to
He roared at Lei Ren with an almost crazy expression, but Lei Ren actually felt that Wen Xin looked particularly charming when he lost his temper.
"I'm not a casual person. I don't have any thoughts about ordinary girls." Lei Ren spread his hands with a smile and continued this prank.
"You bastard!" Wenxin picked up a cooking spatula and rushed towards Lei Ren. Fortunately, the thing beside her was not a knife. Lei Ren hurriedly grabbed both of her wrists and pinned her firmly against the kitchen.
on the wall.
At this time, Lei Ren heard someone knocking on the door, so he said to Wen Xin: "Okay, okay, let's pause for now, I will open the door first." Regardless of the other party's reaction, Lei Ren took the opportunity to get rid of her and ran to the door.
Open the door.
Standing at the door was the landlady, Aunt Lai, who scolded her with a straight face: "What are you doing in there? I heard what you were doing when I was in the room. How is that girl?"
Lei Ren turned to look at Wen Xin, noticed the bag in Aunt Lai's hand, and quickly changed the subject and asked: "Aunt Lai, have you dried the clothes?"
Wenxin heard the noise outside and ran out in surprise, still holding the shovel in her hand.
"It's done!" Aunt Lai noticed the warmth inside, and said to Wenxin with a kind smile, "Girl, you drank so much yesterday that you vomited all over yourself and this kid. However, this kid is...
I didn’t dislike you at all, I wiped your face and feet, and if I hadn’t stopped him in time and told him to go to bed, he might have taken off your clothes and wiped your body for you.”
Wen Xin was a little embarrassed by Aunt Lai's eyes. She blushed and asked tentatively: "Aunt, were you the one who changed the clothes for me last night?"
"It seems that you hope that the person who changes your clothes is not me, an old woman! Then let this kid Lei Ren come next time. I'm too lazy to take care of it." Aunt Lai smiled slightly and actually made a heartwarming joke.
Wenxin blushed and stuck out her tongue, glanced at me awkwardly, and then turned her head to the side.
"Hey, the rain has finally passed and the sky has cleared up!" Lei Ren stretched and walked towards the kitchen.
"What are you talking about? It sounds so weird!" Aunt Lai asked in confusion.
"It's nothing, aunt, he is just sick!" Wenxin hurriedly grabbed the topic and glared at me fiercely after speaking. It seemed to mean that if you dare to leak what just happened, I will let you know.
Your life is at risk.
Aunt Lai looked at Lei Ren and Wen Xin, mistook them as a couple, smiled, shook her head, and said, "Oh, by the way, girl, I took your clothes back to dry, and you can wear them now.
Already."
"Thank you, Auntie!" Wenxin took the clothes and saw Auntie Lai out of the door.
…
After Aunt Lai left, Wenxin returned to her previous attitude.
Lei Ren was pouring oil into the pot and preparing fried eggs, when Wen Xin appeared at the door of the kitchen again.
"You really didn't do it last night...not even after Auntie left?" Wenxin asked me in a low voice, but her attitude improved significantly. Her question was not so much a question as a topic to break the embarrassing situation.
, because she should also know in her heart at this time that the chance of that happening is very small.
"Well! Miss Wen, I seem to have made it very clear just now. I don't have the slightest idea about ordinary girls. Although you may be quite confident in your appearance and figure, unfortunately, you happen to belong to
The kind of girl who won't let me have any thoughts." Lei Ren said nonchalantly while cracking eggs into the pot.
After Lei Ren finished speaking, he secretly observed Wen Wenxin's expression. She obviously had a long face because of her words and looked very angry. It seemed that she still cared about other people's evaluation of her appearance. This made Lei Ren find out
A sense of revenge.
"Then why did you answer like that just now?" Wenxin wiped away the gentle tone just now, and the voice suddenly rose several decibels. It seems that Lei Ren's words just now stimulated her a lot.
"Is there something wrong with what I just said? I thought you were asking me if I felt good when I was drunk yesterday? I did have a headache and insomnia yesterday because I drank too much. It seems that you must have been exposed to too many erotic things recently, and your thoughts are a bit dirty.
It's better to find a healthy and positive book to refresh your mind." Lei Ren pretended to be serious and said, not to mention how happy he felt.
"Go to hell! Are you sincerely teasing me?" Wenxin rolled her eyes and said angrily. Compared to the anger just now, she was already very docile now.
"Yes, I just wanted to tease you. You vomited all over me last night and kept me awake." Lei Ren admitted honestly.
"You are such a stingy man. From the time you got on the plane to now, you have never had a man." Wen Wen snorted dissatisfiedly, and immediately took back the little smile he showed just now.
Of course I have never been a man to you, otherwise you would still be in such a good mood to talk to me here, Lei Ren thought of this, and secretly despised Wen Xin.
"Your eggs are messed up." After Wen Xin finished speaking, he turned around and walked into Lei Ren's room. At this time, Lei Ren suddenly realized that he had just been teasing this little girl and even forgot that there were eggs fried in the pot!
Just when Lei Ren was taking eggs from the refrigerator again, Wen Xin walked out of the room again, leaned against the door and asked, "Can you take a shower here?"
"If you say you can't, Aunt Lai will definitely worry about you." Lei Ren looked back at the warm mermaid-like body, pretending to be relaxed and said with a smile, "All the bathing things are in the toilet, and there is also a new toothbrush for you.
It can be used. However, there is only one towel, so if you don’t mind it, use it.”
Wen Xin drawled his voice and shouted: "I know."
"Don't fry the mustard this time, I like to eat tender food." Wen Xin suddenly said when he was about to turn around and leave. Then, the pretty figure turned into a gust of fragrant wind and disappeared outside the kitchen.
As the toilet gradually reminded me of the sound of rushing water, Lei Ren's thoughts gradually strayed away from the fried eggs. A rare beauty like Wen Xin was bathing naked in the toilet next door. If you don't have any reaction or idea, then
You must have insufficient male hormone secretion and should see a doctor as soon as possible.
Just when Lei Ren was about to use his rich imagination and sketch a fragrant "warm bathing picture" in his mind, the damn cell phone rang at an inappropriate time.
In the past, when I saw scenes in movies where the phone would ring at every critical moment, Lei Ren would laugh at the director's clichés and despicable artistic expressions, but when such clichés happened to him,
Lei Ren couldn't laugh anymore, he just sighed silently, art really comes from life.
However, I have to be grateful that the call came in time, otherwise I would have to go to the refrigerator to get eggs again.
