Shang Yueyun locked the door with her small hands and walked tiptoe towards Lei Ren's bed.
"Brother Lei, Brother Lei..." Shang Yueyun shouted softly to Lei Ren, and the sharp voice couldn't help but remind people of Lin Chaoying's movies.
Lei Ren suddenly opened his eyes and shouted to Shang Yueyun: "Why don't you go to bed in the middle of the night and come into my room and scream!"
"Ah..." Shang Yueyun was really startled by the sudden sound of the thunder blade, and jumped back two steps. Then he thought that the sound just now was a bit loud, so he hurriedly covered his mouth and prayed, "Amitabha, Amitabha, but
I hope my sister didn’t hear me just now.”
Lei Ren heard it funny, your sister is in my bed now, how could she not hear it, but she didn't say anything.
After Shang Yueyun finished praying, he came back to his senses and asked in surprise, "Aren't you asleep?"
"I can't be woken up by you!" Lei Ren rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"I..." Shang Yueyun blushed and was speechless. He hesitated for a moment, kicked off his slippers, and was about to go to bed and crawl into Lei Ren's bed.
There is already a person hiding under Lei Ren's bed. If Shang Yueyun jumps up again, he will be exposed. Lei Ren must find a way to stop him.
"Shang Yueyun, what are you doing?" Lei Ren reached out to stop him.
"It's too cold if you stay outside for a long time, and you will definitely catch a cold, so I decided to come up and sleep with you, and we can chat for a while while we sleep." Shang Yueyun couldn't help but push the thunder blade in, and was about to forcefully jump up.
"No, no, what kind of thing is it for us two to sleep together? Your sister will definitely slap your skin if she finds out." Lei Ren refused.
But Shang Yueyun said reluctantly: "My sister loves me so much, she will definitely not slap my skin."
"She won't slap your skin, then she will definitely slap my skin."
"My sister can't."
"Why?"
"Because my sister...she is not here."
"Who said she's not here?" Lei Ren rolled his eyes in frustration, but he couldn't tell Shang Yue Yunming, so he just blocked her with his hands to prevent her from coming up.
"Brother Lei, I will catch a cold if I stand outside for a long time."
"Then you go back to sleep."
"I couldn't sleep when I got back, so I just wanted to chat with you."
"Then just stand here."
"You'll catch a cold if you stand here."
"..."
Shang Yueyun finally pouted her little mouth and hummed aggrievedly: "Brother Lei, can you bear to see me cold and not feel bad? If my sister knew about it, she would definitely ask me to go up and sleep with her."
Lei Ren rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Can your sister and I be the same?"
"I don't care, I'm just going to stand here. Yawn, yawn!" Shang Yueying said, and she actually started to sneeze, and her movements were quite big.
"Pretend, pretend, just keep pretending with me, how can you stand for so long and catch a cold and sneeze." Lei Ren waved his hand and shook his head with doubt.
"I'm really not pretending, I'm weak, I really... yawn, yawn!" Shang Yueyun said, sneezing and looking at Thunder Blade pitifully. This was obviously Chi Guoguo's emotional offensive.
Lei Ren was not fooled by Shang Yueyun's performance, but Shang Yueying behind him couldn't wait any longer. He gently poked Lei Ren's back with his finger and whispered in Lei Ren's ear: "
If this continues, Xiaoyun may really catch a cold, so just let her come up and sleep."
"What should we do if it's revealed?" Lei Ren asked.
"No, your body blocks her view, and you don't turn on the light, so she won't see it." Shang Yueying shook her head.
"Even if you can't expose us, there will be no room on the bed." Lei Ren said with a bitter smile.
Shang Yueying hesitated for a moment, then suddenly shouted to Lei Ren: "Then you can just fall on top of me."
Lei Ren didn't expect Shang Yueying to be so kind to Shang Yueyun. He was actually willing to lower his body for her and let himself press on her body. He couldn't help being surprised, and then his eyes immediately showed a treacherous smile.
How many people have dreamed of being able to suppress a beautiful boss like Shang Yueying! Although tonight was just an accident, and the connotation of "pressing" was much less, it still made Lei Ren feel extremely excited.
"Lei Ren can't really do what others have done, but if he takes the opportunity to wipe out some oil, that is definitely something Lei Ren is willing to try. Who doesn't want to kiss Fangze!
Now that Shang Yueying had spoken, Lei Ren was no longer polite. He put his feet up first, and then moved his body behind him, without concealing the villain's triumphant look. Just when he was about to continue, there was a message in his ears.
Shang Yueying's cold voice came: "I asked you to come up just to make some room for you so that Xiaoyun can go up. If you use this opportunity to take advantage of me, you will be dead."
"Tch, it's just your little meat that you can show off. I'll be a little bigger than your sister, right?" Lei Ren said this, but he had already made up his mind about Shang Yueying, and snorted coldly in his heart, "
Haven't I died too many times? Humph, not to mention in Africa, even in Chengdu, my friends are running away from the dead. Don't threaten me with death, otherwise I will make you feel uncomfortable later."
Lei Ren pressed most of his body against Shang Yueying and retreated to the wall. Upon seeing this, Shang Yueyun immediately jumped up from the bed, dragged Lei Ren's quilt and covered himself.
"Brother Lei, hee hee!"
"Why are you giggling?"
"Your bed is so warm. I don't know who is so lucky to be able to sleep under your bed every day."
"..."
"It's a good thing my sister isn't here. Otherwise, if she saw me sleeping with you, she would have scolded me to death. My sister is good at everything, but she talks like an old woman."
"..."
Shang Yueying was hiding in the corner and was protected by the thunder blade. Naturally, she was not discovered by Shang Yueyun. However, she was pressed by the thunder blade. She couldn't help but feel that her breathing gradually became a little heavier. At this time, she suddenly heard Shang Yueyun's comment.
, suddenly got excited, couldn't hold back, kicked out, originally wanted to kick the thunder blade, but unexpectedly kicked Shang Yueyun's foot.
"Ouch! Brother Lei, why did you kick me?" Shang Yueyun snorted dissatisfied.
"Don't speak ill of your sister." Lei Ren said quickly. He knew who was causing trouble just now.
"Isn't it just a casual remark? You don't need to kick me, right? You defend my sister so much. Could it be that you regard my sister as your goddess and fall in love with her?" Shang Yueyun said it without meaning, and continued the topic.
We started chatting.
Lei Ren rolled his eyes dejectedly, thinking that you really dare to say anything, and you are not afraid that your sister will get mad on the spot and jump out to eat us.
Shang Yueyun obviously did not foresee the seriousness of the problem. Seeing Lei Ren's silence, he asked with a smile: "Brother Lei, tell me what you like about my sister."
"I don't think I said I like it, right?" Lei Ren said depressedly.
"Haha! Doesn't the silence of you men mean your acquiescence? Tell me, what do you like about my sister?" Shang Yueyun seemed to be more and more interested in this topic. He pondered for a while and said, "My sister has a strong personality and can do anything.
To be the first, you men generally like gentle women like me, and you definitely won’t like my sister’s temperament.”
"..." Lei Ren and Shang Yueying were speechless at the same time.
Lei Ren admitted that Shang Yueyun's words were right. He really didn't like Shang Yueying's strong look, but with the words "a gentle woman like me", Lei Ren suddenly felt a chill. When did you, a little witch, ever be gentle?
?
Shang Yueyun probably saw something from Lei Ren's eyes, and quickly waved his hand and said: "Haha, the witch is actually very gentle, you will know later. For now, let's talk about my sister. If you don't like her character,
Then you must like her body. Tell me quietly, do you like her face or her breasts?"
The little witch is indeed a little witch, she really dares to say anything!
Lei Ren clearly felt his delicate body tremble twice, so shocked that Shang Yueyun thought it was an earthquake.
"Lei Ren, please let her go back to sleep quickly and stop telling her, otherwise I will be really angry." Shang Yueying's voice came quietly from behind.
Lei Ren pursed his lips in displeasure, thinking that you begged me so nicely and he really helped you drive away the little witch. But upon hearing your threatening tone, Lei Ren suddenly stopped and said coldly.
Chao Shang Yueying said: "I can't do it if the foot is born on your sister's leg."
"You..." Shang Yueying was so angry that he stretched out his hand and pinched Lei Ren's butt. The pain immediately made Lei Ren grit his teeth.
"Brother Lei, what's wrong with you?" Shang Yueyun looked at Lei Ren and asked in confusion.
"It's okay, I was just bitten by a female mosquito. I'll be fine after a while." Lei Ren waved his hand, reached out to grab Shang Yueying, and took her hand away from his butt.
"Are you really okay?" Shang Yueyun asked noncommittally.
"It's okay!" Lei Ren waved his hand, "By the way, what did you ask me just now? What do I like about your sister?"
"Yes, I want to know whether you like my sister's face or my sister's breasts?" Shang Yueyun seemed to be particularly interested in this topic. When Lei Ren asked about it, he couldn't help but talk about it with gusto.
"Why do you ask? Can't I like other places?" In order to retaliate against Shang Yueying's behavior just now, Lei Ren ignored Shang Yueying's protest and deliberately smiled at Shang Yueyun.
"Well...of course my sister's two places are pretty." Shang Yueyun smiled mysteriously and continued, "I won't talk about my sister's appearance. She is mature and elegant. She will definitely turn heads when she goes out. As for her breasts...
…”
"Lei Ren, tell her not to say anything anymore, otherwise I won't have any fun with you." Shang Yueying threatened in a deep voice.
Lei Ren still ignored it, smiled at Shang Yueyun and asked: "As for what?"
Shang Yueyun suddenly lowered his voice and laughed softly: "My sister's breasts were very big when she was in school. They are definitely natural green breasts!"
"Phew!" Lei Ren heard Shang Yueyun's words and almost couldn't breathe. He looked at Shang Yueyun in surprise and said: "This little witch is so talented. This is the first time I heard that breasts can be green."
