Lei Ren stretched himself out, looking at the flight attendants' thighs wrapped in black stockings, and complained to Murphy: "Is your National Security Bureau too stingy? You actually take the economy class when performing missions!"
Murphy rolled his eyes at Thunder Blade and snorted angrily: "What do you know? We are called to save the three public funds and use every penny of taxpayers' money for practical purposes."
"Tch! I know my brother's consciousness is low, but I still raise his level." Lei Ren waved his hand angrily, ignoring Murphy who looked unhappy, and fell asleep on his own.
However, Lei Ren didn't sleep long before he was woken up by a smell.
"What's the smell? It's so stinky!" Lei Ren turned to ask Murphy, who was frowning and covering his nose.
"Someone must be eating durian!" Murphy said calmly.
Lei Ren said in surprise: "Isn't durian not allowed on the plane?"
"Maybe they brought it here secretly."
While Lei Ren was talking, he stood up and looked around. Sure enough, not far away, there was a middle-aged woman munching on durian, while the passenger next to her looked angry and helpless.
I don't know who could bear the stench anymore and called a flight attendant.
"Ma'am, I'm very sorry. Because durian produces a special smell that affects the surrounding passengers, our company has listed durian as a prohibited item. According to regulations, durian cannot be brought on board the plane, let alone eaten on the plane." The flight attendant smiled.
said.
The middle-aged woman seemed dissatisfied with the flight attendant's interruption, raised her eyes and shouted: "But, I have already brought the durian on the plane." At this point, a proud smile spread across her face.
The stewardess had an embarrassed smile on her face, but she still smiled professionally and said, "I apologize to you for our security negligence, but please leave the remaining durians to me for safekeeping."
The middle-aged woman glared coldly and shouted with a sullen face: "Who do you think you are? Why should I give you this thing? I paid for the ticket when I took the plane, you know? If I bought the ticket, I will be your God.
How could you treat your own God like this? If you keep talking nonsense, I will complain to you when I get off the plane."
Being threatened by a middle-aged woman, the stewardess was almost frightened to tears, but out of duty, she couldn't leave, so she had to keep smiling and saying nice things, hoping that the other party would suddenly wake up.
However, the middle-aged woman ignored the flight attendant's intention and continued to eat the durian. The smell in the cabin suddenly became stronger and stronger, and many passengers began to make noises with dissatisfaction.
"You only care about your own food and don't care about other people's feelings. Do you still have a sense of morality and quality?" An old man finally couldn't stand it anymore.
Yes, he said.
The middle-aged woman looked at the old man and sneered: "It's none of your business whether I'm qualified or not. If you can't get used to the smell, go to first class, it won't have this smell there."
"You..." The old man turned pale with anger.
The middle-aged woman took a bite and said to the old man: "Look, you are not young anymore, and I won't care about you anymore. There are two options, either you can afford to go first class, or you can sit here and let me have some peace and quiet."
, I hate other people nagging in front of me."
The middle-aged woman was licking her lips at the old man, which made the old man blow his beard in anger. He probably fainted now if he had high blood pressure.
Lei Ren sat there and watched for a long time. He really couldn't stand it anymore, so he threw away the blanket and stood up.
"Why are you going?" Murphy asked knowingly.
Lei Ren said: "Rinse someone's mouth."
"Thunder Blade, when you come back, don't forget that our mission is too deep and we can't expose our identity." Murphy shouted with a stern face.
"You can reveal your identity by teaching a big female insect a lesson?" Lei Ren didn't believe what Murphy said. When he saw her stretching out her legs to block his way, he couldn't help but jump and flew directly over her feet.
When everyone saw the middle-aged woman's aggressiveness, they were frightened into silence. Many people covered their mouths and said nothing more.
Seeing this, the middle-aged woman became even more proud. Not only did she eat the durian, but she also took out another personal item of hers - stinky tofu. She started to take a bite of the durian and a bite of the stinky tofu without caring about the feelings of others.
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The smell of durian was mixed with the smell of stinky tofu, and the huge cabin was filled with a suffocating stench. Everyone covered their noses with clothes and tried to smell this smell as little as possible. Some people were more sensitive and were already burping non-stop.
, retching.
"You can go to the first class cabin if you can't stand it! If you are poor, you can go to the toilet. You don't have to hold on." The middle-aged woman ignored the public outrage and continued to eat her "delicious food" proudly.
But at this moment, a hand snatched the durian and stinky tofu from her hand.
When the middle-aged woman recovered and saw Lei Ren's face clearly, Lei Ren had already handed the things to the stewardess.
"Can you please take care of these things?" Lei Ren said to the stewardess, and then he casually looked at the stewardess in front of him.
Not to mention her tall figure, it can be seen just from her long legs wrapped in black silk. What really makes Lei Ren's eyes shine is that her appearance is very delicate, as if she is only 28, and
The delicate facial features seem to be artificially inlaid. The distance and proportion of each one are just right, but they are different from those in Europe and America. If you look closely, they look like beauties in landscape paintings.
"Ah, oh!" The flight attendant recovered from the surprise and nodded quickly to Lei Ren, preparing to put these things into a garbage bag and seal them, and then dispose of them after getting off the plane, but she didn't see Lei Ren from the beginning to the end.
How did the blade snatch the durian and stinky tofu from the middle-aged woman?
When the middle-aged woman saw that the stewardess was about to take the durian and stinky tofu away, she immediately stopped and stood up and shouted: "Stop, my lady!" Seeing that the stewardess ignored her, she became angry and wanted to catch up with the stewardess to cause trouble.
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However, his bloated body was blocked by the thunder blade in the seat.
"Are you tired of finding fault with me?" the middle-aged woman shouted at Lei Ren with a cold face.
Lei Ren rubbed his nose and said calmly: "I also want to tell you, what the hell did you eat durian on the plane and disturbed my sleep? Do you deserve a beating?"
The middle-aged woman was stunned when she was scolded by Lei Ren.
It's not that Lei Ren's scolding was so sharp, but she didn't expect Lei Ren to scold him back, and even so harshly!
In her mind, swearing seems to be the exclusive preserve of women like her. Men don't dare, cannot, or refuse to curse.
"Say it again!" the middle-aged woman said coldly, her face turning from green to purple. At first glance, she looked like a monster.
Lei Ren sneered: "Can't you understand people? I want you to be quiet and don't eat those smelly things and disturb my sleep."
"You... hum! Do you know who I am?" The middle-aged woman's shoulders were shaking with anger, and she pointed at the thunder blade and asked.
Lei Ren glanced at the middle-aged woman casually and said three words coldly - no need. Then he turned his back and walked back without taking her seriously at all.
From the perspective of a middle-aged woman, it is all bearable for you to snatch her things and scold her, but the most unbearable thing is to be directly ignored.
The middle-aged woman suddenly became furious and shouted loudly: "Asshole, I will fight for you today."
Seeing the middle-aged woman rushing towards Thunder Blade with her teeth and claws bared, everyone present couldn't help but sweat for Thunder Blade.
However, Lei Ren himself didn't care. He didn't even turn around and kicked the middle-aged woman with his foot.
Although Lei Ren controlled the force very well, he kicked her out and knocked her hard against the seat.
At this time, the middle-aged woman was really angry. She screamed and rushed towards the thunder blade again.
Thunder Blade still didn't turn around, and used the same action just now, kicking the middle-aged woman to the chair again. It seemed that she was still in the same position without any change.
This time, the middle-aged woman was completely quiet.
Although she is arrogant and fierce, she is not stupid. She knows that she can't defeat the thunder blade, but she still rushes over and is beaten back by others. Isn't that self-abuse?
When force failed, the middle-aged woman decided to threaten.
"Okay, okay, remember this! We have made a good deal today. I want you to look good when you get off the plane." The middle-aged woman shouted coldly.
Lei Ren smiled nonchalantly and said: "I know how to look in the mirror whether I look good or not, but don't you know how old you are?"
"You..." The arrogant middle-aged woman was so angry that she was speechless.
"Goodbye, hell, you should try to explain how you brought the durian on the plane, right? After Lei Ren said this, he sat back in his seat, while Ji Jing was nearly ten minutes late.
minute.
"Police, he dug into my chest. I suspect he was trying to kill me intentionally. If you don't believe it, you can take a look at this. There are still prints on my chest where he kicked my shoes." A middle-aged woman grabbed a policeman and said she felt wronged.
said.
"Has anyone seen it?" Ji Jing asked.
"They all saw it." The middle-aged woman responded quickly.
Ji Jing asked the passenger next to the middle-aged woman: "Did you just see that young man kick her in the chest?"
The man quickly shook his head and said, "I didn't see it."
"What about you?"
"I didn't see it either!"
"I saw it!"
"Oh? Then tell me."
"I saw the auntie insisting on throwing herself at someone, but she lost her balance and fell to the ground."
"You..." the middle-aged woman couldn't help but roared in anger after hearing the testimony that was not favorable to her.
"Don't worry, we will handle this case impartially, but before that, please come with us. We have to verify how you brought a prohibited item like durian onto the plane." Ji Jing said seriously.
"Isn't it just durian? Is there any need to make such a fuss?" The middle-aged woman said a few words indifferently, but in the end she was taken away by the police.
