Su Biluo looked at the two gifts in front of her, squinted her eyes and smiled: "Black high heels, black underwear, you are really thoughtful."
Lei Ren blushed and quickly defended: "Sister Su, I just think you are wearing this sexy and classy outfit. There is really no other meaning."
"Sister said you have other intentions?" Su Biluo looked at Lei Ren and said, "Brother, your forehead is covered with fine sweat. Do you feel very hot? How about you go and turn down the heating?"
Lei Ren wiped the black lines on his head and really regretted buying these things for Su Biluo.
"By the way, Sister Su, are you hungry? I'll go downstairs to buy some food and show you tonight. What do you like to eat?" Lei Ren quickly changed the subject and asked.
Su Biluo thought for a while and said: "It doesn't take much, just a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs, braised fish, roasted chicken with bamboo shoots, eight-treasure duck soup..."
Lei Ren: "..." Darling, you don't need to say too much!
Su Biluo asked again: "Are you having trouble with this order?"
Lei Ren waved his hands and said: "I don't have anything, I'm just afraid that I won't be able to buy so many materials. It's hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice!"
Su Biluo said: "This is easy to handle. Go and get the high heels and underwear."
"What?" Lei Ren asked in confusion.
Su Biluo said: "Sister, I will accompany you to buy groceries!"
Lei Ren nodded quickly and handed the underwear and high-heeled shoes to Su Biluo. Subiluo picked up the shoes and underwear and was about to go in.
Lei Ren stopped her and said, "No, just change here. I'll help you see if your underwear fits."
Su Biluo narrowed her eyes and asked with a half-smile: "Do you think this is appropriate?"
"What's inappropriate? We are already an old married couple." Lei Ren said with a lewd smile.
Su Biluo pursed her lips and smiled and said: "Okay, let's just say that we are an old couple. You go and take out my sister's stockings and coat."
Lei Ren was stunned when he heard this, and asked in disbelief: "Is what you said true?"
Su Biluo smiled and said, "If you don't go and get it, my sister will regret it."
"Okay, I'll get it for you right now. By the way, what color stockings do you want?" Lei Ren quickly jumped up from the sofa and ran into Subi Luo's bedroom humming a tune.
"It's up to you!" Su Biluo said generously.
Subi Luo's clothes were neatly placed in the wardrobe. The coat hung on the top, and there were two rows of four-compartment drawers below, which contained underwear, stockings and some secret items.
Lei Ren thought that Su Biluo was so white that an off-white windbreaker would look good, so he took off Egger's off-white windbreaker, and then chose a pair of pure white casual pants, and then came the most exciting thing that made Lei Ren's blood flow.
Zhang's stockings.
Now that it's autumn, I definitely can't wear thin stockings. I can only wear thick pantyhose, but I don't think it's very enjoyable.
Lei Ren thought for a while and decided to give Su Biluo a pair of thin stockings and a thick stocking, wearing the thin stockings on the inside and the thick stockings on the outside.
"Here!" Lei Ren threw the clothes and pants to Su Biluo and said with a smile, "Brother, I have never served anyone like this before, so you can just have fun."
Su Biluo took the clothes and said with a smile: "Isn't it me who is having fun?"
"Hey, don't expose it, okay? It's hard for fashionable people to expose it now!" Lei Ren smiled and sat down. He originally planned to see how Su Biluo put on such sexy underwear, but who would have thought that Su Biluo took advantage of him to enter?
When I was in the bedroom, I put on my clothes early.
Lei Ren couldn't help but regret missing such a good opportunity.
Su Biluo looked at the clothes Lei Ren had chosen and smiled with satisfaction: "I didn't realize it, but you are quite discerning!"
"That's right, who doesn't know who your buddy is?" Lei Ren said proudly, patting his chest.
Su Biluo smiled and said: "I said you are fat, but you are still out of breath. What do you mean by holding two stockings?"
Lei Ren explained: "Aren't I worried that the cold weather will freeze you?"
"I'm afraid you want to see me wearing stockings, right?" Su Biluo said unceremoniously.
"Ahem... just hurry up and put it on! We still have to go shopping. If we're late, there won't be any good food." Lei Ren urged.
Su Biluo stopped talking at this time, picked up the pair of thin black silk, gently lifted her breasts, and started to put them on.
Su Biluo's movements were very slow, like the slow motion in a movie lens, as if to make the thunder blade better seen.
Lei Ren watched the black silk as thin as cicada wings slowly pass through Su Biluo's slender and straight legs, his eyes had already stared like cow bells, and the biting in his mouth flowed down his chin.
Not to mention that Thunder Blade's movements are too vulgar, the main reason is that Su Biluo's movements are too charming.
If Sister Su were to go to her hometown Su Daji, she would definitely not need to put on makeup, let alone perform. It would be best to just act in her true colors.
Su Biluo stood up, lifted her stockings up to her waist, and then asked Lei Ren: "Is this okay for my sister?"
"Put on the high heels!" Lei Ren quickly placed the high heels in front of Su Biluo.
Subi Luo's sparkling little feet directly kicked off the slippers under her feet, then walked to the high heels wearing stockings and stepped in slowly.
Right foot!
Left foot!
After putting on her shoes, Subi Luo did not forget to put her hands on her hips, cross her feet, and pose towards the Thunder Blade.
That ecstatic look almost made Lei Ren bleed into a river.
…
After Su Biluo changed her clothes, she and Lei Ren went downstairs and walked towards the vegetable market.
Although Su Biluo was a little older than Lei Ren, the two were about the same height, so it seemed like they were together. Many passers-by turned around frequently and looked at them with envy.
The two came to the vegetable market, and Lei Ren decisively took the vegetable basket.
"You want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs, right?" Lei Ren picked up a one-pound piece of ribs and put it into the vegetable basket. Then he put bamboo shoots, the raw material for roast chicken, and a large piece of boned muscle into the vegetable basket.
Then I was going to buy a fish.
"Do you like to eat carp or crucian carp?" Lei Ren asked.
"Isn't crucian carp more delicious?" Su Biluo was about to go in with Lei Ren when her cell phone suddenly rang.
Su Biluo took out her cell phone, looked at it, and said apologetically to Lei Ren: "Sister, please answer the phone. Can you choose first?"
"Go, go, you can't help anyway." Lei Ren waved his hand generously and walked towards the fish market alone.
"Young man, the crucian carp just caught from the weir pond today is very fresh." The fish shop owner greeted with a smile.
Lei Ren looked at the crucian carp in the pond and saw that it was indeed fresh red fish. Then he asked the boss: "How much does it cost per pound?"
"I originally sold it for eight yuan, but I think I'm going back, so I'll sell it to you at a cheaper price, six yuan!" the boss said with gestures.
"Can't it be cheaper?"
"Boy, this is the lowest price."
"Five dollars!"
"You can't buy that."
"Five yuan a pound, I will weigh two pounds, otherwise forget it." Lei Ren said, turning around and leaving.
The boss quickly shouted to Lei Ren: "Okay, okay, five yuan is five yuan, just treat us as giving it to our friends."
Lei Ren looked at the crucian carp in the pond, randomly selected six, and said to the boss: "That's all, please help me weigh them."
The boss took out the fishing net, skillfully fished out the fish from the water, then put it on the electronic scale and said to Lei Ren: "The total is two catties and five cents, so just consider it two catties."
Lei Ren glanced at the electronic scale and saw that there was no big problem, so he nodded and prepared to pay the bill.
However, just as he was paying the bill, Lei Ren noticed something fishy and couldn't help but slowly take out his hand that was in his wallet.
Lei Ren watched with a gloomy face as the fish shop owner threw the live fish he selected into the basin behind the counter, and then grabbed the dead fish put aside to make up for the fish. He couldn't help but snorted: "Boss, what you are doing is so unethical.
Alright?"
The boss was startled by Thunder Blade's voice, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, but he quickly returned to normal and said with a normal expression: "Brother, I don't know what you are talking about."
Lei Ren walked over and grabbed the boss's hand, which happened to be holding a dead fish.
"Swapping the live fish out of the bag and using dead fish to make up the balance shouldn't be your first time, right?" Lei Ren sneered.
The boss quibbled: "Which of your eyes saw me replace the live fish with dead fish? I kindly helped you take out the dead fish and prepared to replace them with live fish, but instead you falsely accused me of substandard goods."
OK, ruin my reputation."
Lei Ren felt like vomiting blood when he heard this. He had obviously been caught in the act, but he still dared to tell lies with his eyes open. This man was shameless and was really scary to all ghosts.
Lei Ren directly kicked him over and kicked out the basin that the boss had hidden under the counter.
I saw a live crucian carp whose tail had been replaced and was waving its tail in the water basin. On the other hand, the fish in the water basin at the fish shop owner's hand were lifeless and lifeless.
"Damn, there's something really fishy here. No wonder the fish dies every time I take it back. I thought the fish died on the way!"
"I'm not! I used to think that the owner of this restaurant offered to cut open the fish for you, and thought he was a good person, but I didn't expect that he wanted to use the dead fish to trade the bag. If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought from him."
"Yes, I will never buy fish from him again."
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
When the fish shop owner saw that his business had been exposed by Lei Ren, he lost many customers in an instant. He couldn't help but become angry and wanted to attack Lei Ren, but before his fist could touch the hem of Lei Ren's clothes, he was kicked away by Lei Ren.
go out.
"Forget it this time! If you want to live here in the future, please behave yourself." Lei Ren clapped his hands, picked up the live fish he just selected, threw down ten yuan, and walked out slowly under the gaze of everyone.
to the fish shop.
By chance, Su Biluo finished her phone call and walked over.
"Are you causing trouble again?" Su Biluo looked at the noisy fish shop and asked with squinted eyes.
Lei Ren spread his hands and said helplessly: "Why do you mean I'm causing trouble again? It's obviously me who caused the trouble."
"Okay, it's you who's causing trouble." Su Biluo shook her head helplessly, and seeing that Thunder Blade had gained a lot, she added, "Now that we've finished shopping, let's go home. Someone will come to our place later.