"Isn't this okay?" Zhou Yan wiped the wine stains from the corner of her mouth and asked with a charming look.
"No? There is no word "no" in my dictionary." Lei Ren said with a smile. Although he had drank six bottles of beer, he still didn't look drunk.
Zhou Yan smiled and said: "Just brag! If you can't do it, then why are you looking around?"
Lei Ren said: "I'm looking for a toilet for you."
"Give it to me? Give it to yourself!"
"Even if I want to pee, I can just find a place outside where no one is and just pee. How dare you?" Lei Ren asked provocatively.
"You... hmph, don't pee if you dare, drink all the beer in one go." Zhou Yan said angrily with her eyes wide open.
Lei Ren picked up the cup and said lightly: "I'm fine, I'm just afraid that Officer Zhou won't be able to hold on!"
"Humph, there is no word "can't" in my dictionary! Just drink, who is afraid of whom?" Zhou Yan was not timid at all. She picked up the cup and poured it into her mouth. Although the hot beer warmed her stomach
, it’s almost like a drink, but it’s strange that you don’t feel uncomfortable after drinking five or six bottles at once.
Zhou Yan didn't feel the need to urinate at first, but after hearing what Lei Ren said just now, she suddenly couldn't hold it in any longer. Not only did her pretty face turn crimson, her legs were even more tightly clamped, and she kept rubbing her thighs back and forth.
inside.
From a distance, one would have thought that there was already a vast ocean below Zhou Yan.
"Damn it!" Zhou Yan cursed secretly. She couldn't hold it in anymore. Under Lei Ren's contemptuous eyes, she stood up decisively and shouted to the owner of the grilled fish shop: "Boss, where is the bathroom?
"
"You said it's the toilet. It's right inside and the light switch is on the wall." The boss said enthusiastically.
"Thank you!" Zhou Yan rushed into the back room without stopping.
Lei Ren looked at Zhou Yan's embarrassed look and couldn't help but shook his head, thinking that this little girl loves to show off her strength in everything, is she at ease this time?
Lei Ren stood up from his seat and was about to order two more dishes when Zhou Yan rushed back in a hurry.
Lei Ren looked at the other party and asked in surprise: "Is it over so soon?"
"What the hell, my aunt didn't tell you anything at all." Zhou Yan snorted angrily.
Lei Ren asked in confusion: "What's going on?"
"I thought there was no one in the toilet, but unexpectedly there was a drunk man vomiting in the toilet. I couldn't bear it anymore so I came out." Zhou Yan said, and slapped her nose hard with her hand, which made her look thunderous.
Anyone can guess how bad it smelled at that time.
"Then what do you do?" Lei Ren asked, "Looking at it like this, the drunkard will definitely not be able to move faster, and we can't pull him out either."
Zhou Yan's legs were stretched straight and tight, and the inner thighs of her legs were rubbing back and forth. Lei Ren's eyes widened and his lower body was raised.
"What a bullshit, please help my aunt find a solution." Zhou Yan glared at Lei Ren and said angrily.
Seeing Zhou Yan's embarrassment, Lei Ren decided to help her. After all, he still had something to ask for, and he really made her anxious, so the matter fell through.
Lei Ren muttered: "I do have a way, but..."
"What nonsense are you talking about? If you have a solution, just tell me." Zhou Yan urged.
Lei Ren lowered his voice and said to Zhou Yan: "Otherwise, I will take you to pee outside!"
"Is that okay?" Even though Zhou Yan is usually a tomboy, having her bare butt peeing on the street still made her feel embarrassed.
Lei Ren patted his chest and promised, "Are you still worried about me protecting your safety?"
"As long as you're here, I can rest assured. If you guard yourself and commit theft, I won't lose much." Zhou Yan muttered twice, feeling that she couldn't bear it anymore, so she had to say, "Then let's go quickly.
!”
Lei Ren has been to this place before, so he is very familiar with it. He knows that there is a bush behind the riverside square, which is very suitable for everyone to "rescue".
Looking at the low weeds and scattered bricks, Zhou Yan asked Lei Ren uncertainly: "Is this here?"
"This is an abandoned construction site. Few people come here at night, so just make do with it here." Lei Ren said to Zhou Yan.
"Oh!" Zhou Yan looked around. The street lights here were dim and the night wind was howling. It was true that few people came here. Seeing that there seemed to be no good places except here, she had no choice but to nod reluctantly and stretch out her hands.
He got into his clothes and shouted to Lei Ren: "Go farther away!"
Lei Ren smiled bitterly and said: "It's dark here and I can't see it at all."
"I asked you to go away, didn't you hear me?" Zhou Yan couldn't hold it in anymore, but Lei Ren still made terms with her, and she suddenly became angry.
"Okay, I'll go away a little." Lei Ren shook his head helplessly, strode five or six meters away, then turned back to Zhou Yan and asked, "Is it okay now?"
"Put your back on me! If I find you dare to peek, huh..." Zhou Yan said as she couldn't wait to squat down.
Soon, Lei Ren, who was standing not far away, heard the sound of torrent accompanied by the sound of wind. Just hearing that sound, Lei Ren felt his heart surge.
The sound gradually became quieter, and finally Lei Ren could only hear the sound of wind.
However, Lei Ren waited for a long time and didn't see Zhou Yan shouting. He couldn't help but turned around curiously. Seeing Zhou Yan still squatting there, he couldn't help but ask: "Officer Zhou, aren't you taking the tuba?
?”
"What the hell, grandma... grandma forgot to bring toilet paper." Zhou Yan said angrily.
"Hey, why didn't you tell me earlier? I still have some here. You can use them sparingly. It should be fine." Lei Ren said and walked towards Zhou Yan.
"Stop!" Zhou Yan saw Lei Ren coming and shouted hurriedly, "What are you doing here?"
"I'll deliver the paper for you!" Lei Ren said with a bitter smile.
"Help me deliver paper? How can you be so kind? I'm afraid you are trying to do something illegal under the guise of delivering paper?" Zhou Yan sneered.
"Hey, good intentions are nothing, so I won't go back with you. You can take care of your own affairs." Lei Ren waved his hand, turned around and left, saying in his heart that you don't know what is good and what is good, so I won't serve you anymore!
Seeing this, Zhou Yan hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't go, don't go! Come back to my aunt!" Seeing that Lei Ren ignored her, she couldn't help but increase her voice, "Hey, throw the paper back to me.
I promise to help you!"
Lei Ren's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart that what my brother wants is your words, but his face concealed his inner excitement and said calmly: "Okay then!"
However, just when Lei Ren was about to walk to a suitable position and throw the paper in his hand to Zhou Yan, unexpectedly, a very high-decibel scream came from his ears: "Ah!" Then...then he saw a black figure.
