"What! Ouch!" Wu Gang got so excited that the muscles on his face immediately started to hurt.
There was no way, those two slaps just now were so hard that most of Wu Gang's face was swollen.
The security guard smiled coquettishly and said: "Teacher Wu, you forgot, in the physical education class yesterday, you kicked the ball up and it just hit the monitor. As a result... the monitor fell to the ground with a 'pop' and was smashed.
"
Wu Gang remembered that he was showing students how to kick the ball in class yesterday and accidentally kicked the ball into the monitor.
"What the hell is going on!" Not to mention how wonderful the expression on Wu Gang's face was, it was just shooting himself in the foot.
Since there was no surveillance, Lei Ren didn't have to worry that this kid would find out about him. He walked over and grinned at Wu Gang, which frightened Wu Gang so much that he took two steps back and looked at Lei Ren warily.
"You...what do you want to do?" Wu Gang asked in a daze.
Lei Ren patted Wu Gang's shoulder, leaned into Wu Gang's ear and smiled: "It's nothing, I just want to remind you that if your footwork is not good, don't play football in the future, so as not to get beaten in the future, and you don't know who it is.
Move your hands."
"You..." Wu Gang was depressed, and it hurt just as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Haha, don't talk if your face is swollen, otherwise it will get more swollen." Lei Ren took two steps back with a smile, turned around and was about to leave with Su Biyu.
When Lin Yi saw this, he immediately stopped him and shouted at Lei Ren: "You are not allowed to leave...ah!"
However, before he finished speaking, he fell to the ground like a dog crawling, leaving his mouth full of mud.
"Next time, remember to stand firm before speaking! If you wish me a New Year's greeting so early, I don't have any New Year's money to give you." Lei Ren glanced at Ji Yi on the ground with disdain, and took Su Biyu to the car parked not far away.
Maserati.
Seeing that Lin Yi fell so embarrassingly, the security guard suddenly laughed, but still walked over and helped him up: "Teacher Lin, are you okay?"
"Yeah!" Lin Yi snorted coldly at the security guard, with a cold look in his eyes. He clutched his sore buttocks and limped towards the office.
Thunder Blade stepped on the clutch, and the Maserati rushed out of the school like an arrow and headed towards the police station.
In the car, Su Biyu glanced at the thunder blade from time to time, but she hesitated to speak.
Lei Ren said calmly: "Am I handsome?"
"Uh..." Su Biyu looked at Lei Ren in confusion, made a gesture of vomiting, and snorted disdainfully, "Beggars are more handsome than you, so shameless."
"I admit that in your eyes, the beggar is more handsome than me." Lei Ren shrugged and said slowly, "Who told you that you are a heavy drinker!"
"You..." If it weren't for the fact that Lei Ren was driving now, Su Biyu would have wanted to throw the material in her hand at Lei Ren's annoying face.
Lei Ren said seriously: "Don't try to peek at me. I saw it in the rearview mirror. If you want to see it, you can do it openly. I won't charge tickets anyway."
"Bah, who's looking at you? You're so shameless." Su Biyu spat, thinking that this guy is so shameless. He actually thought that he was peeking at him. Huh, with your body, even if you are standing in front of me,
I won't even look at it seriously.
"Aside from face, what do you want?" Lei Ren asked.
"I still want..." When Su Biyu said this, she saw Lei Ren smiling in an extremely obscene manner. She thought about her words carefully and immediately realized that she had been tricked by this guy again. She couldn't help but glared at Lei Ren fiercely and bit her.
He pursed his lips and snorted, "Shameless!"
"You are not shameless, why are you blushing?" Lei Ren said with a quick smile, "Did you think of some inappropriate scene for children?"
"You..." Seeing that this guy actually saw it, Su Biyu's face turned even redder. She really wanted to find a hole in the ground and burrow down, swearing in her heart that no matter what she did in the future, she would never come out with this guy again.
Lei Ren knew that Su Biyu was thin-skinned and was not prepared to continue teasing her. While driving, he asked: "Have you prepared all the materials?"
Su Biyu's thinking obviously failed to keep up with the rhythm of Thunder Blade, and she asked stupidly: "What material?"
Lei Ren said speechlessly: "Let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get marriage materials!"
"Ah..." Su Biyu shouted, the blush that had just been removed couldn't help but crawl up again, lowering her head and remaining silent.
Lei Ren glanced at it and shook his head speechlessly. He just made a joke casually. Do you need to be so shy? I really doubt whether she and Sister Su are biological sisters.
"Have you prepared the materials for your student's household registration transfer?" Lei Ren didn't joke this time and asked seriously.
"Yes!" Su Biyu responded softly, feeling uneasy, so she opened the document bag in her hand and checked it carefully. When she saw that there was no problem, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing that the parking space outside was full, Lei Ren wanted to drive the car into the police station.
"Isn't it better to park the car at the police station?" Su Biyu said softly.
Lei Ren smiled slightly, did not speak, but directly stepped on the accelerator and drove the car towards the police station.
"Huh, if you don't listen to me, you will definitely be stopped by the guard at the police station." Su Biyu saw a man dressed as a guard walking over in the car, and she couldn't help showing a look of gloating on her face.
However, unexpectedly, the police station guard let Lei Ren's car in without even asking.
Su Biyu suddenly opened her eyes wide and sighed in disbelief: "This...how is this possible?"
Lei Ren smiled and said: "What's the matter! At first glance, that guard is a human spirit. Do you think he would rashly stop a car worth millions?"
"This..." When Su Biyu heard Lei Ren's words, she realized that she was sometimes too childish, and couldn't help but shook her head in annoyance.
The parking spaces at the police station were also very tight. Lei Ren searched the yard and finally found only one parking space at the front, so he couldn't help but drive in.
"These parking spaces are all crowded, and only that parking space is not occupied. It must be the parking space of some leader. Isn't it bad for you to park your car there?" Su Biyu asked with a frown.
Lei Ren immediately extinguished the car's fire, unbuckled the seat belt and got out.
"Hey, did you listen to me?" Su Biyu was very annoyed with Lei Ren's indifferent attitude. She really wanted to reprimand him, but she thought that she had to beg him to do something, so she had to endure it for the time being.
Lei Ren seemed not to have heard Su Biyu's words, so he locked the car coolly and walked towards the police station.
There were not many people at the police station, but a few policemen were sitting there talking nonsense and enjoying themselves.
Seeing Lei Ren come in, a young man stood up and greeted: "Who are you looking for?"
Lei Ren said: "Let's apply for household registration!"
The young man did not continue to ask what the reason was, and directly waved his hand and said: "You can come back next week, we can't do it this afternoon."
Several police officers did not refute what the young man said. Apparently they acquiesced in his statement and would not do anything about it this afternoon.
A trace of disappointment flashed in Su Biyu's eyes, and she turned to look at Lei Ren. She saw Lei Ren still had a smile on her face, as if she hadn't heard what she just said.
"Bring it here!" Lei Ren said to Su Biyu.
"What?" Su Biyu asked in confusion.
"Of course you have prepared the materials." Lei Ren said with a smile.
"Thunder Blade, he just said..." Su Biyu was interrupted by Thunder Blade mid-sentence.
"If you are asked to take it, just take it." Lei Ren said calmly.
"Oh!" Su Biyu didn't know why, but she always felt that there was a sense of confidence in Lei Ren, subconsciously hinting to herself not to think too much, just do what Lei Ren said.
Su Biyu handed the materials and the file bag to Lei Ren's hand. Lei Ren came over with the file bag containing the materials and said with a smile: "The required materials are here."
The young man frowned and hummed unhappily: "Didn't you hear what I said just now? I said it couldn't be done this afternoon."
Lei Ren asked calmly: "Is today a weekend or a legal holiday?"
The young man's frown deepened.
Lei Ren continued: "Since it's not a weekend or a legal holiday, why can't it be done?"
"This..." After all, the young man was inexperienced. He didn't know how to answer when Lei Ren asked him two questions. He blushed and turned to look at the group of old policemen inside.
A fat man shouted impatiently: "If you say it can't be done, it can't be done. Are you a policeman or a policeman?"
"You..." Su Biyu was so angry at the attitude of these policemen that she turned livid and was speechless for a long time.
The young man shouted: "You can come back tomorrow, we really can't do it today."
"It really can't be done?" Lei Ren sneered.
"Xiao Li, why are you nagging them? Just drive them out." The fat man snorted impatiently.
Just when the young man was about to drive Lei Ren and the others out, shouts came from downstairs: "Who doesn't have eyes? He actually parked the car in the director's parking space."
Su Biyu followed the sound and looked towards the parking lot, and saw the guard pointing at Lei Ren's Maserati. She was startled and shouted to Lei Ren: "Hey, Lei Ren, where's your car!"
"
"I saw it." Lei Ren said calmly.
Su Biyu said angrily: "Then why don't you move the car?"
Lei Ren sneered: "Why should I move away? Things haven't been settled yet!"
"Hmph, you sound so arrogant, let me see how you can get things done." The fat policeman came over and sneered at Lei Ren.
Lei Ren glanced at the fat man, took out his cell phone and called Zhou Yan.
"Come to the police station right away!" Lei Ren shouted.
"No time!" Zhou Yan snorted angrily.
Lei Ren said with a smile: "Since you are not free, forget it. I remembered that I have been very busy recently. If you encounter any problems with your computer, don't come to me."
"You're cruel!" Zhou Yan couldn't do anything with the threat of the thunder blade, so she couldn't help but said depressedly, "Wait for me for ten minutes, I'll be right over!"
