775. Chapter 775 One person overwhelmed three people
Lei Ren burped from wine, looked at his third cousin with drunken eyes, and said with a silly smile: "Third cousin, do you want to drink with me?"
"What, you don't dare?" the third cousin asked provocatively.
"Dare, why don't you dare! Third cousin wants to drink with me. Even if he is drunk to death, he will sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman." Lei Ren said with a smile.
The third cousin snorted coldly and said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, let's get going!"
Lei Ren and his third cousin each carried a wine jar, raised their heads and poured it into their mouths.
The spicy liquor did not stay in the mouth, but poured directly down the throat and into the stomach. The burning feeling was like a ball of fire in the stomach, spicy and hot, and very uncomfortable.
But a tree lives with its skin, and a person lives with its breath!
The third cousin felt like his stomach was churning, but he tried not to vomit it out, just to drink the thunder blade and fall down.
However, Lei Ren, who was about to pour it just now, was getting more and more energetic as he drank, feeling that the wine jar he was holding contained not wine, but hangover medicine.
"Ugh..." The third cousin finally couldn't help but vomited out the wine in his mouth and the contents of his stomach.
"Third cousin, are you okay?" The eldest cousin quickly stepped forward and helped the third cousin, pressing him on the chair.
After the third cousin finished vomiting, he fell into a deep sleep and could not hear the eldest cousin's questions at all.
The eldest cousin asked the third cousin to lie down on the table and rest, while he picked up a broom and swept away the dirt. Then when he came back, he wanted to persuade everyone to stop drinking. Unexpectedly, the second cousin had already drank with Lei Ren.
"Pa!" Lei Ren slammed the wine jar onto the table, and then wiped the corners of his mouth.
The second cousin suddenly said happily: "Can't drink anymore? It doesn't matter. As long as you admit defeat, we won't force you to continue drinking."
Lei Ren smiled slightly, shook his head and said: "Second...Second cousin, you...you misunderstood, I don't...not drink...can't drink...it's...this wine jar doesn't...have any wine."
Already."
"No more wine?" The eldest cousin was shocked when he heard Lei Ren's words.
You know, this wine jar contains more than two kilograms of wine!
Seeing the two people staring at him with wide eyes, Lei Ren could not help but pick up the wine jar, then reverse the direction, face the bottle mouth to the ground, and shake it vigorously. From time to time, water drops dripped down from the wine jar.
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Even if the eldest cousin didn't believe it at this time, it was impossible. He couldn't help but widen his eyes and looked at Thunder Blade in disbelief, as if he had seen an alien.
The second cousin's face suddenly turned pale, and then he made a "vomit" sound and did the same thing as the third cousin, vomiting out all the wine and food in his stomach.
Not to mention, the eldest cousin, third uncle, and Shen Wenhua smelled the unpleasant smell. They couldn't hold it back and vomited. The whole scene was in a mess, and the stench immediately hit their faces.
Come, it's like stepping into a garbage dump.
Lei Ren could ignore the others, but Shen Wenhua couldn't. He had no choice but to endure the unpleasant smell, walked to Shen Wenhua's side, rubbed his back for him, and then gave him a bowl of vegetable soup to rinse with.
Afterwards, Shen Wenhua's expression gradually returned to normal.
"Dad, are you okay?" Lei Ren asked.
Unexpectedly, Shen Wenhua raised his head, and the first thing he asked was: "Xiao Lei, you weren't knocked down by them, were you?"
Lei Ren was dumbfounded. He hesitated, nodded and said, "Dad, I beat them to the punch."
"Okay, okay..." Shen Wenhua, regardless of his embarrassed look, immediately clapped his hands and shouted, and finally sang a revolutionary song excitedly.
Lei Ren really had no choice but to help Shen Wenhua out first.
The table outside had just finished their meal, and when they saw Lei Ren helping Shen Wenhua walk out, he immediately cast his gaze over.
Mother Su stood up from the chair, walked to Lei Ren and asked, "Xiao Lei, is your dad okay?"
"I drank a little too much, but it should be fine if I take a rest." Seeing Mother Su's unkind expression, Lei Ren did not dare to say anything.
"Hmph! This third child has teamed up with his son to drink wine from our Wenhua family. I'm going to settle the score with her!" Su's mother raised her eyebrows and was about to rush in to find Shen Laosan to question him.
Lei Ren quickly grabbed Su's mother, rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly: "Mom, don't go!"
"Why don't I go? Is it ridiculous that he bullies Lao Shen like this every time?" Mother Su was so angry that she had to settle the score with Shen Laosan, even the drunk Shen Wenhua was ignored.
However, at this moment, a scream came from inside the main room.
Mother Su quickly followed, and saw that the hall was in a mess. Shen Laosan and his son all drank and fell on the table, and the floor was covered with their vomited filth. Seeing this, Mother Su frowned and quickly wiped her face.
Don't go there.
"Xiao Lei, what happened to them?" Mother Su asked curiously.
Lei Ren glanced at Su's mother sheepishly, and said calmly: "The third uncle asked the three cousins to drink with me, but they drank too much. As for the father and the third uncle, they were drinking by themselves, and they had to fight to the death.
No!"
"..." Mother Su looked at the three unconscious people, and then looked back at Lei Ren, who was still standing and talking. She was really speechless. How much wine did Xiao Lei have to drink to win over three people at once?
"Xiao Lei, did you drink a lot just now?" Mother Su asked Lei Ren while supporting Shen Wenhua.
Lei Ren smiled stupidly and said: "I didn't count, but the three cousins should each have a capacity to drink a pound. If you want to drink them down, it must be at least three pounds, right?"
"Three pounds? Are you a wine jar?" Su Biyu couldn't help shouting.
Lei Ren smiled honestly and did not dare to say anything.
When she heard that Lei Ren had drunk three kilograms, Su's mother was also startled. She quickly said to Lei Ren: "Xiao Lei, it's enough for your father to be taken care of by me and Xiaoyu. You have drunk so much wine, so hurry up and follow Bi Luo."
Rest! By the way, Shen Ning, help your sister help your brother-in-law, don't let him fall."
"Mom, I'm fine!" Although Lei Ren said so, his head was still dizzy after drinking so much wine. Seeing that Shen Wenhua was taken care of, he did not refuse. He was supported by Su Biluo and Shen Ning, and headed towards
Walk to the guest room.
However, as soon as Lei Ren walked to the door and before stepping out, Shen Wenhua, who was lying down, immediately sat up from the bed, grinned and shouted at Lei Ren: "Xiao Lei!"
Lei Ren quickly stopped, scratched his head and looked at Shen Wenhua.
Shen Wenhua chuckled and said: "Xiao Lei, you drank all the three sons of the third son, let's see what he dares to say in the future!"
"Dad, actually Third Uncle..." Lei Ren was about to explain, but when he saw Shen Wenhua lying down again and snoring thunderously, he couldn't help being choked, "Damn, he was talking in his sleep!"
