804. Chapter 804 There is a reason for a woman to vomit
"I don't care about your size, drive!" Shang Yueying glared at Lei Ren, but his face turned red inadvertently, and he quickly lowered his head to read the documents, but thinking of Lei Ren's cool skills just now, it was...
I couldn't read a word of it. I always felt that such a person should be the best among people, and sooner or later he would soar into the sky. I couldn't help but feel worried in my heart.
Lei Ren looked at Shang Yueying's embarrassed expression and couldn't help but feel happy. He whistled and started driving.
Lei Ren had stayed in Shang Yueying's apartment last time, so he was naturally familiar with the road this time. He quickly found the direction and drove the car into the underground parking lot.
Shang Yueying led Lei Ren to the door, and was about to take out the key to open the door, but unexpectedly the door opened from the inside, and then she saw Shang Yueyun in pajamas rushing out, and suddenly jumped on Lei Ren's body, like
It hung like a koala on Thunder Blade's waist.
Although he knew that Shang Yueyun only regarded Lei Ren as his big brother, Shang Yueying still couldn't help frowning and scolded: "Xiaoyun, come down quickly. What do you think it looks like?"
Shang Yueyun turned a deaf ear to Shang Yueying's scolding. He held Lei Ren's head with both hands and clamped his feet on Lei Ren's waist. He stared at Lei Ren with resentful eyes and asked: "Brother Lei, why are you here now? I
I’m almost starving to death.”
"I picked up two blind guys on the way, so I wasted a little time. Since you're hungry, come down quickly and I'll cook for you." Lei Ren shook his head, Shang Yueyun
He could ignore Shang Yueying's scolding, but he didn't dare. Who knows if the jealousy was overturned, the bad-tempered Chamber of Commerce in front of him would get angry on the spot.
Shang Yueyun jumped down reluctantly, then looked at the dishes in Lei Ren's hand, opened his mouth wide and exclaimed: "Wow, what a big fish! Brother Lei, we are having fish for lunch today!"
Lei Ren walked in and asked, "You don't like fish?"
"Hehe! It depends on who made it. As long as it's made by Brother Lei, I like to eat it." Shang Yueyun said with great enthusiasm.
Lei Ren's eyes almost narrowed with pride, but Shang Yueying on the side pouted a little sourly. She, as an elder sister, has taken good care of her younger sister since she was a child. She has not received such praise, but instead
This guy was praised like this after cooking a few meals. He was really unwilling and couldn't help but urge: "Why are you still standing here? Do you want to starve us to death?"
Such a scolding startled Shang Yueyun beside him. He turned around and looked at Shang Yueying blankly, as if he didn't recognize him. However, Shang Yueying was embarrassed and said quickly: "I'm going in to change clothes."
." Then he hid in the bedroom as if he was running away.
Shang Yueyun turned around and asked Lei Ren: "Brother Lei, what's wrong with my sister?"
"I don't know, maybe her relatives are here! Okay, I'm going to the kitchen to cook, lest your sister comes out and has to scold me again." Lei Ren picked up the dishes and walked straight to the kitchen, of course he understood in his heart
Where does Shang Yueying's anger come from, so he doesn't care about her anymore.
Seeing one running into the bedroom in despair and the other running into the kitchen with a guilty conscience, Shang Yueyun shook his head and sighed to himself: "Could it be that my sister and brother Lei are the legendary happy enemies?"
Lei Ren's cooking speed is just like his personality, he doesn't mess around, he just waits for the most appropriate heat to put the dishes in, and then takes the dishes out at the right time. The whole process is done in one go.
"Wow! What a **** fish!" Shang Yueyun took a piece and put it in his mouth, and couldn't help but admire it.
Shang Yueying also picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks and put it into his mouth. The fish was tender and smooth, like a baby's meat, and had a slight sour taste. It suppressed the fishy smell while retaining the deliciousness of the fish.
, even if this level is in a star-rated hotel, it is still first-class.
"This guy is good at fighting, driving, English, and can cook good food. He's really perfect. But he's too carefree. When he meets a beautiful woman, he's like a cat that smells something fishy. Hmph!" Shang Yueying thought of this,
The complimentary words just now turned into a sour jealousy, thinking that this guy has already applied for a certificate with Su Biluo, will Su Biluo let him leave his company?
After all, Shang Yueying also knows that with the ability of the thunder blade, being a security guard is completely inferior to his talents.
Just when Shang Yueying was worrying about gains and losses, Shang Yueyun suddenly smiled and said: "Brother Lei, you can resign from my sister's company."
Hearing Shang Yueyun's words, Shang Yueying felt as if his heart had been hammered hard, and he cried out "ah".
"Sister, are you okay?" Shang Yueyun and Lei Ren both looked over and asked with concern.
"Ahem..." Shang Yueying coughed twice, put down the chopsticks in his hands, and rushed towards the bathroom quickly.
Shang Yueyun stared at Lei Ren with wide eyes, and for a long time he managed to say: "Brother Lei, is my sister pregnant?"
"You're pregnant, your sister and I haven't had sex for more than two months." Lei Ren naturally would not tell Shang Yueyun what was in his heart, but just waved his hands and said, "Don't talk nonsense, let your sister hear it then.
Your sister has to deal with you again."
Shang Yueyun must have been afraid of Shang Yueying, so he quickly covered his mouth with his hand and nodded obediently towards Lei Ren.
Lei Ren pointed in the direction of the bathroom and motioned to Shang Yueyun to run over and see what kind of situation Shang Yueying was in.
Shang Yueyun jumped down from the chair and ran to the bathroom door to take a look. Then his eyes widened as if he had seen an alien. He turned around and shouted to Lei Ren: "Brother Lei, are you really being raped?"
I was right, my sister is indeed pregnant."
The corners of Lei Ren's mouth twitched, wondering what Shang Yueyun had seen. He couldn't help but walked over from the dining room, but halfway there, he suddenly heard Shang Yueying roaring in the toilet: "Shang Yueyun, what are you talking about?
Believe it or not, I will find a needle to sew your mouth shut!"
Shang Yueyun was so frightened that he quickly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, but turned his big eyes and asked doubtfully: "But, I clearly saw you vomiting just now!"
"Who told you that vomiting means pregnancy?" Shang Yueying asked angrily.
Shang Yueyun thought for a while and said seriously: "This is how it is shown on TV. If a woman wants to vomit, she is pregnant!"
Shang Yueying almost fainted after hearing Shang Yueyun's words, and finally made up her mind that she would never let Shang Yueyun watch such stupid TV series in the future.
Shang Yueyun couldn't help but asked in confusion: "Sister, you are not pregnant, then why are you vomiting there?"
Shang Yueying wiped his mouth, raised his head and said to Shang Yueyun depressedly: "Is it stuck because of the thorn?"
