"Two aunts, can you please stop arguing?" Lei Ren rubbed his temples. He was originally worried about dismantling the awning, but now his head was as big as a bucket.
"Shut up!" Unexpectedly, Zhao Xuejia and Yan Di heard Lei Ren's words and shouted in unison, "Women are talking, men are not allowed to interrupt."
"Haha!" Lei Ren laughed dryly, and once again realized the true meaning of the saying that being unreasonable is a woman's patent, he couldn't help but shake his head.
"Wait, patent? Patent!" Lei Ren suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he suddenly grasped something. He jumped up from his chair excitedly, slapped the table, and shouted excitedly, "Yes, it's so unreasonable.
It’s a woman’s patent, I finally understand how to do it.”
Yan Di and Zhao Xuejia looked at each other, and each read a message in the other's eyes: Is he crazy?
"Lei Ren, what's wrong with you?" Yan Di asked cautiously, for fear of touching Lei Ren's dangerous nerves.
Lei Ren ignored the strange looks in Yan Di and Zhao Xuejia's eyes, waved his hand, and said proudly: "I finally thought of a way to solve the awning. It seems that the person who ties the bell needs to be able to untie it."
Yan Di heard Lei Ren's words and knew that he was not crazy yet. He was relieved and asked curiously: "What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to do this." Lei Ren briefly told Yan Di and Zhao Xuejia his method. Zhao Xuejia nodded and said, "Your method is good, but you have to pay special attention. It's best to hide in the room by yourself."
Behind the scenes, don't come forward, and don't let them catch you. Those people are very vindictive."
"I understand." Lei Ren nodded.
Yan Di asked: "Then shall I go?"
"You hide behind and control the control." Lei Ren pondered for a moment and said to Yan Di, "However, the delay is due to the cooperation of those aunts. The more people, the better. If there are less, it will not be fun."
After making up their mind, Lei Ren and Yan Di went to find Aunt Zhao, who had the highest prestige among the aunts, and told her their thoughts.
"I can help with this matter, but is it really possible?" Aunt Zhao asked doubtfully, "We went there last time, but we didn't succeed."
"Aunt Zhao, you listen to me, I guarantee it will work. The last time you failed was because you were too gentle and your methods were not sharp enough." Lei Ren patted his chest and promised, being able to bring down a highly respected person like her, other aunts
It won't be a problem anymore.
Aunt Zhao thought for a moment, nodded and said: "Okay, I have nothing to do anyway, so I will go with you."
"With Aunt Zhao's guarantee, I feel at ease. Thank you so much, Aunt Zhao." Lei Ren quickly responded with a smile.
"Don't say that, aren't you doing it for us old ladies? We should try our best. Hey, if such a nice young man had come to us a few years earlier, why would we be like this!" Aunt Zhao shook her head.
, a look of pity flashed across the old face.
…
In the early morning, one meter of sunlight shines onto the earth, also reflecting the national emblem at the entrance of the city hall bright red, but few people coming in and out notice this detail.
It was supposed to be time to go to work, but the music of "The Most Dazzling National Style" sounded at the door of the government. A dozen old ladies danced their fitness dance to the music, which attracted countless people to watch.
"Hey, what did you do? There is no room in the park or the community? You actually came to the city hall to dance." A uniformed security guard yelled, rushed over, and roared loudly at the old lady present.
"Ignore him, he is just a temporary worker at most." Aunt Zhao said lightly after understanding, and continued to lead everyone to learn new dances as if nothing had happened.
"You... how dare you say that I am a temporary worker and that I am a regular employee!" The security guard suddenly shouted angrily, walked directly to the recorder and turned off the recorder that was playing music.
When the music stopped and there was no way to dance anymore, the security guard suddenly smiled triumphantly and said: "Let's see how you dance now! Old woman, if you have sense, get away from me, otherwise... hehe, I will let you eat my big stick."
With a livid face, Aunt Zhao slowly turned around and walked towards the security guard.
Seeing Aunt Zhao walking in front of him, the security guard tilted her body and said forcefully: "You want to do it..."
Before the security guard finished speaking, Aunt Zhao raised her hand and slapped the security guard in the face. Because the distance between the two was too close and Aunt Zhao's attack was sudden, the security guard did not hide away and was slapped directly in the face.
A resounding slap from Aunt Zhao.
"Snapped!"
The crisp sound reached everyone's ears, and those present couldn't help but cheered: "Well done, well done!"
The security guard covered his face with one hand, pointed at Aunt Zhao with the other and shouted: "Old prostitute, how dare you hit me?"
Aunt Zhao raised her hand and wanted to slap the security guard again, but this time he was on guard and quickly reached out to catch Aunt Zhao's hand.
Seeing that Aunt Zhao was trapped, other old ladies quickly gathered around the security guard.
Even though the security guard was young and vigorous, he was suddenly surrounded by so many old ladies. He was panicked and didn't know what to do. He backed away and shouted: "What do you want to do? I am a person with status. You
If you hit me, you are going against the government!"
"Oh, you are still a person with status?" said the aunt who came around, slapped the security guard on the head, put her hands on her hips and scolded, "Aunt Zhao will be seventy in two years, and she will be better than you."
Mom is still old, you don’t even know how to respect such an old man, and you dare to talk about someone with status? Bah!"
"That's right, the government's image has been tarnished by unqualified people like you. Don't be afraid of him, let's see today what his identity is!" Aunt Li said this, and other aunts applauded and said this
The security guards surrounded him and refused to let him leave.
Seeing that the matter was getting serious, the person in charge of the government office finally couldn't sit still and hurriedly ran out and shouted: "Old people, please calm down, calm down. I am Liu Kuosheng, deputy director of the government office. If you have anything to do, please tell me, okay? He just
A temporary worker cannot represent the image of the government."
"Liu Kuosheng? I think you are drooling!" Aunt Wang glared at Liu Kuosheng, pointed at the security guard and said, "You said he is a temporary worker, but others say he is not a temporary worker, but a person with status. Beat him.
We are just going against the government. We are old and have heart problems, so we cannot withstand being frightened. If something happens to us and we fall in front of the government, it will not be easy!"
Facing Aunt Wang's soft nails, Liu Kuosheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a careful smile: "Old man, look at what you said, I see you are so healthy, how could you fall ill at the door of the government? It's mine.
You're coward, if you say that again, I will be scared to the ground."
"Hmph! Don't fight me, haha. Just tell me how to deal with this security guard?" Aunt Wang snorted coldly.
"This... this young comrade also felt that your dancing in front of the government gate not only had a bad influence, but was also unsafe, so he came forward to dissuade you. Although the method was somewhat wrong, the intention was good. You see..." Liu Kuosheng
I wanted to excuse this unfortunate security guard, but I didn't expect that several old ladies were difficult to deal with, so I quickly changed my words and said, "In view of his own mistakes, I will report to the leadership and fire him. However, he is a temporary worker
The quality of the government cannot represent the quality of our people’s government, and our mainstream is still good.”
"Bah, it's the People's Government! You keep saying that he is a temporary worker, so let me tell you this." Like a magic trick, Aunt Zhao took out something like a mobile phone from her pocket and tapped it a few times.
, the voice of the security guard came from inside.
"You...you actually dare to say that I am a temporary worker and that I am a well-established person!"
"Let's see how you dance now! Old woman, if you are sensible, get away from me, otherwise... hehe, I will let you eat my big stick."
"Old whore, how dare you hit me?"
"What do you want to do? I am a person with status. If you hit me, you are going against the government!"
The more Liu Kousheng listened, the uglier his face became. At this time, he had already greeted the security guard's eighteen generations of ancestors from beginning to end in his heart, but he still felt uncomfortable and wanted to slap him against the wall.
"Don't be nervous, it's just like at home, just treat the people in the audience as puppets." Zhou Dayong was giving Zhou Yan final guidance before giving a speech, but when he heard a burst of noise coming from outside, he couldn't help but frown.
.
Seeing this, Zhou Dayong's secretary hurriedly opened the car door and went over to understand the situation.
"What's going on? There are so many people outside the government. Do you want Secretary Zhou's car to go in? How did you become the director of the government office?" The secretary walked up to Liu Kuosheng with a livid face and said sternly.
rebuke.
Even though the secretary's position was half a level lower than that of Liu Kuosheng, and he was seven or eight years younger, he came here on behalf of Secretary Zhou, so Liu Kuosheng had no choice but to shrug his head and accept the criticism silently.
"Then why don't you settle the matter and let Secretary Zhou's car pass first?" the secretary frowned.
"Yes, yes!" Liu Kuosheng nodded quickly in agreement.
Aunt Zhao and others may look like old ladies, but they live more vigorously than anyone else. When they heard Zhou Dayong's car parked outside, Aunt Zhao quickly winked at her companions, and they all nodded tacitly.
He packed up his things and immediately surrounded Zhou Dayong's car.
Seeing that his boss's car was surrounded, the secretary immediately panicked. However, there was an old lady in front of him, and he didn't dare to push her away. He could only stamp his feet anxiously and vent his anger towards Liu Kuosheng.
"Do you still want to do this as a government office? If there is any harm to Secretary Zhou, just wait until get out of class is over!" The secretary scolded Liu Kuosheng, and when he saw the old lady in front of him, they all ducked towards the car and hurriedly followed. I just hope that Zhou Dayong will not get angry and fire himself as secretary in anger.
On the other hand, Liu Kuosheng, who had been reprimanded for no apparent reason and now faced the possibility of losing his job, immediately yelled at the security guard: "Fuck you, I've fired you now, regardless of whether you are a temporary worker or not."
